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268122  Dresdenkeogh: He does not abiden discontinuties.

268128  Side Boob: Four handfuls of adorable.

268126  Dresdenkeogh: I am also in PA

268130  Dresdenkeogh: Harvey Logan, attorney at claw

268129  Spazstatic: Not gonna lie; I laughed.

268108  barfolomew: This is like the definition of rad.

268116  barfolomew: The more buttons you have, the more important you are.

268121  barfolomew: Full credit for going for it.

268124  barfolomew: Clearly plotting your death.

268128  Mad Collager: P-p-p-p-p-pupper face

268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
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7. wolfpk
8. Dr Awkward
9. WTF
10. Felicity



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.



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Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (825 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (816 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
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 3. fanny: 4232 points
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 5. Gomi Day: 3075 points
 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
 8. Nope: 1938 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1695 points
10. Stoner: 1650 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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Score:
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 Hippitus Hoppitus: challenge accepted
Image 247851   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
317
 
 glenalec: Failure to evacuate will still get you to the assembly point.
 itskando: Metal af
 Peter Pantsless: DO NOT pass go. DO NOT collect $200
Image 247850   05-16-18   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
315
 
 SuedeOxford: Dancin' name
 Beeble: ...of the year?
 grizzly: @Shay the link doesn't work for me :(
 Shay: @grizzly https://youtu.be/Va5rn3vG3A
 grizzly: @grizzly nsfwish
 grizzly: youtu.be/…
 Shay: Was? *votes bad intensifies*
 Robespierre: Scrambled, or fried?
Image 247849   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
363
 
 Christina: Which so many chemicals, one of them would be good for something.
 itskando: ... Frybo?
 Shay: @antipatterns Maybe I should?
 antipatterns: Sure you could, but why would you?
Image 247848   05-16-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
715
 
 beyardo: Everybody gets one
 Culex: well hung weiner
 Mad Collager:
 Mad Collager: Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
 wolfpk: Instructions unclear
 charlemagne: that's some scary spider living in that glade
 mammal883: Ummm... the cat did it.
Image 247847   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
760
 
 wolfpk: @Robespierre It sounds like a combination of a hiss and a growl. My best representation is herrsss!
 Springbok: @Springbok I meant to say "vocal warm-ups" but I couldn't think of the phrase
 Springbok: Choir exercises
 Robespierre: I don't even want to know what kind of sounds are emanating from that gaping maw
Image 247846   05-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
677
 
 beefbeef: lolllll @bug
 Vorm Gongo: Giggity--ow!
 glenalec: @Shay - He's going back back back to the future!!!
 bug: @fanny and safety second! and third! Everything is safety now.
 fanny: @Shay safety first!!
 Shay: I'm more concerned about the kid wearing 3 or 4 life vests in the background.
 Peter Pantsless: Weiner dog
Image 247845   05-16-18   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
883
 
 wolfpk: "Wack is off real good. Beat it like it owes you money."
 Air Biscuit: Happy bricks
 lecj07: Stepping on a lego with a bare foot is not a happy little accident.
 Borb Prembus: Just beat the devil out of it.
 thrilhouse: We're going to put some lego marks here
Image 247844   05-16-18   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
423
 
 Sadbot: @Science Paddy's Pub youtube.com/…
 Science: @Sadbot: Then where do you go for your gloryhole action now?
 flowers: Stuf, like in Oreos
 tib gubb: wow, lewd
 DrinkMixMan: THat was... not sexy stuff.
 Dr Awkward: This just makes me want some fried chicken.
 Robespierre: @Sadbot Not to mention the "entrance in rear" demographic - I missed that sign on the first go-round.
 Sadbot: @itskando @Robespierre There's no limit to what a handy man can do with some lumber and iron pipe from Home Depot...but yeah, these places seem custom made for the "public masturbator" demographic
 Robespierre: @Sadbot It's been a while, since well before I married, but with all the creepy mags-in-bags thumbtacked to the wall, divided by fetish, that was my impression as well ... not to mention that there was a kinda musty ... or sumpthin' ... scent permeating the establishment. Overall quease-inducing.
 itskando: @Sadbot Modern sex shops are much more socially acceptable - and they sell all sorts of stuff; hell, I shop at Amazon for basic every day needs all the time
 Sadbot: I went into a porno shop after I turned 18 just for the thrill of it. Haven't been back since, shit's hella gross
 shwoarty: @Shay we can arrange something...
 Shay: But I wanted moon pies....
Image 247843   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
480
 
 Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan I think it's that kind.
 DrinkMixMan: Would you say science has gone too far?
 Annoying Vegan : What kind of dog is this?
 Robespierre: Seemed like a good idea at the time
 Christina: Topologically, a cat is a cylinder.
 Albo Grungus: Bamboozled again by my own bamboozler
 Not A Bot: That snake will take a turkey, but those turkeys are going to take a snake.
Image 247842   05-16-18   Uploaded by    tess
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