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257788  VoR: @Bluetocracy is it cat? Is it a rat?! No!! It's pooper pup!

257808  rachel: Woah! Thanks for the gold!! Voodoo slept pretty good through the night. She only meowed 2637181 times haha.

257789  VoR: Tiiiiiiiiiiimber! Good harvest this year

257805  Peter Pantsless: I'm never washing my hands again

257798  VoR: Hank is short for hanky panky

257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257801  ThoughtlessGentleman: the face discombobulation ball now on sale!

257769  Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257772  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Brilliant! From now on, we'll have to call him Prince Receipt.

257800  VoR: He could only afford one or the other IRL

257793  hajjpodge: No but Cryptocurrencies were invented for the black market, explicitly narcotics.

257799  fumbduck: This is what I see when I see my co-workers' lunchboxes.

11008  jljocque: Ev'ryt'ings better....under da c-cup!

257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

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257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie



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Score:
315
 
 SuedeOxford: Dancin' name
 Beeble: ...of the year?
 grizzly: @Shay the link doesn't work for me :(
 Shay: @grizzly https://youtu.be/Va5rn3vG3A
 grizzly: @grizzly nsfwish
 grizzly: youtu.be/…
 Shay: Was? *votes bad intensifies*
 Robespierre: Scrambled, or fried?
Image 247849   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
363
 
 Christina: Which so many chemicals, one of them would be good for something.
 itskando: ... Frybo?
 Shay: @antipatterns Maybe I should?
 antipatterns: Sure you could, but why would you?
Image 247848   05-16-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
715
 
 beyardo: Everybody gets one
 Culex: well hung weiner
 Mad Collager:
 Mad Collager: Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
 wolfpk: Instructions unclear
 charlemagne: that's some scary spider living in that glade
 mammal883: Ummm... the cat did it.
Image 247847   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
760
 
 wolfpk: @Robespierre It sounds like a combination of a hiss and a growl. My best representation is herrsss!
 Springbok: @Springbok I meant to say "vocal warm-ups" but I couldn't think of the phrase
 Springbok: Choir exercises
 Robespierre: I don't even want to know what kind of sounds are emanating from that gaping maw
Image 247846   05-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
643
 
 beefbeef: lolllll @bug
 Vorm Gongo: Giggity--ow!
 glenalec: @Shay - He's going back back back to the future!!!
 bug: @fanny and safety second! and third! Everything is safety now.
 fanny: @Shay safety first!!
 Shay: I'm more concerned about the kid wearing 3 or 4 life vests in the background.
 Peter Pantsless: Weiner dog
Image 247845   05-16-18   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
883
 
 wolfpk: "Wack is off real good. Beat it like it owes you money."
 Air Biscuit: Happy bricks
 lecj07: Stepping on a lego with a bare foot is not a happy little accident.
 WannaBee: Just beat the devil out of it.
 thrilhouse: We're going to put some lego marks here
Image 247844   05-16-18   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
423
 
 Sadbot: @Science Paddy's Pub youtube.com/…
 Science: @Sadbot: Then where do you go for your gloryhole action now?
 flowers: Stuf, like in Oreos
 tib gubb: wow, lewd
 DrinkMixMan: THat was... not sexy stuff.
 Dr Awkward: This just makes me want some fried chicken.
 Robespierre: @Sadbot Not to mention the "entrance in rear" demographic - I missed that sign on the first go-round.
 Sadbot: @itskando @Robespierre There's no limit to what a handy man can do with some lumber and iron pipe from Home Depot...but yeah, these places seem custom made for the "public masturbator" demographic
 Robespierre: @Sadbot It's been a while, since well before I married, but with all the creepy mags-in-bags thumbtacked to the wall, divided by fetish, that was my impression as well ... not to mention that there was a kinda musty ... or sumpthin' ... scent permeating the establishment. Overall quease-inducing.
 itskando: @Sadbot Modern sex shops are much more socially acceptable - and they sell all sorts of stuff; hell, I shop at Amazon for basic every day needs all the time
 Sadbot: I went into a porno shop after I turned 18 just for the thrill of it. Haven't been back since, shit's hella gross
 shwoarty: @Shay we can arrange something...
 Shay: But I wanted moon pies....
Image 247843   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
480
 
 Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan I think it's that kind.
 DrinkMixMan: Would you say science has gone too far?
 Annoying Vegan : What kind of dog is this?
 Robespierre: Seemed like a good idea at the time
 Christina: Topologically, a cat is a cylinder.
 Albo Grungus: Bamboozled again by my own bamboozler
 Not A Bot: That snake will take a turkey, but those turkeys are going to take a snake.
Image 247842   05-16-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
443
 
 antipatterns: Just high quality meth, my friends
 lecj07: Superman is about to throw them all out.
 Dr Awkward: Geology rocks.
 DrNinjaman: Your mouth without braces, age 35
 Peter Pantsless: Big Rock Candy Mountains, interior
Image 247841   05-16-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
592
 
 lecj07: Cats will lay in the shade to spite you
 Peter Pantsless: "No, I said put them on the ROOF, not the FLOOF."
Image 247840   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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