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267919  VeeKay: I do love a Mextail, even if I get the damn shits after.

267972  Side Boob: Jay is wearing his "man of the people" denim outfit again.

267930  VeeKay: Holy shit! Liek WOW!

267939  VeeKay: Beauty of North Puppea

267940  VeeKay: Inpawsion

267973  Shay: Oh crap, his nose is now a sloth.

267979  ignatz: Also lime Patrick Moore from the Sky at Night

267972  Shay: Well fuck you too ya elephant-sized chin bastard.

267981  ignatz: Did I stutter?

267981  ignatz: I ordered the tuna..

267981  ignatz: I ordered the tuna..

267970  WTF: I could really go for a foot long Konie!

267958  a robot: This is what those essential oils nuts actually believe. Source: my boss won't shut the fuck up about oils

267965  a robot: Kids who use hashtags probably don't even know who OJ is and/or why the white Bronco is associated with him

267963  Air Biscuit: When your beard jacks your lumber...

267944  sparename: You Wucksacky Wabbit

267979  clayjar: She looks like the old lady receptionist from Monsters Inc. Congrats on her 18th. That dogs a trooper.

267970  Air Biscuit: Look out for jawas.

267950  VeeKay: @Not A Bot Your comment made this post funny.

267951  VeeKay: Classic C Lorenz

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267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267593 Mr Bleak: @ChubbyBuddy Still cheaper than theater popcorn.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267930 VeeKay: Holy shit! Liek WOW!

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267813 MrBoffo: @Sadbot A Roman nose? Roman all over your face?



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Score:
541
 
 kittylitter: Tim Curry, but optically compressed somehow
 Shay: Mr. Boddy
 fracking: @itskando the smoke even looks like a skull.
 Wooden Spoon: Gaal from Earth 2
 itskando: @WannaBee @Urn BooUrn Nah. Those carcinogens? It's Hexxus
 Robespierre: @Urn BooUrn Tim Vindaloo
 Christina: We get it, you vape.
 lecj07: @WannaBee It's a sweet transvestite.
 claphands: @Urn BooUrn it's Dr. Frank-N-Furter
 Urn BooUrn: Tim Curry?
Image 247835   05-16-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
441
 
 Christina: Not the best container for water.
 Yam: Reason for Return: Wrong item (I ordered ice)
 taiko: Oh good, that box o' water I ordered is here.
 Disclosure: If it fits, it ships.
 Air Biscuit: More mail to california from dave?
Image 247834   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
369
 
 fracking: The original V was a good show
 tib gubb: my blood pressure just went up
 salmiakki: The blue virus was the best one.
 sparename: Your Tetris is shit
 house md: Red pill or blue pill? [troll face]
 PenguinBartender: *Dr. Mario theme intensifies*
Image 247833   05-16-18   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
811
 
 Peter Pantsless: Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque
 VoR: Travel with portals
 karmakat: he meditates.
 Air Biscuit: Dug on through to the other side.
 logono: Where am I
 bug: -but in their greed, the dwarves dug too deep and unleashed the ancient terror: Baldog.
 Christina: Temple of the dog.
Image 247832   05-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
526
 
 Side Boob: @GoGo Robotto Communism isn't socialism. Socialist states try to implement communism, and it doesn't work. Something about people in power wanting to remain in power. Again, point to all the successful communist societies in the world today. Oh wait, you can't, because there are none.
 Messed Up Dog: About 15 years ago I gave my cat a column in my zine which I let him write by putting him on the keyboard and using whatever letters he typed as he walked off
 GoGo Robotto: Well, for myself, I salute our new communist hamster overlords! Who would've thought the prophecy would fulfill itself right on time, happy b-day, Charly!
 GoGo Robotto: @Side Boob Right, you're refering to the utopian ideal there, but before you were commenting on the so-called socialist states not working. I think it's a little mixed up, comrade, err, dude.
 Side Boob: Though we may have a chance if we can eliminate the scarcity of resources. Replicators for everyone!
 Side Boob: @hajjpodge People today don't realize that in true communism, there is no state, and that for the system to work, EVERYONE has obey the rules to do their part. In my experience, most "internet communists' want a free ride, not actual communism. It may have worked way back when, but it will never work now. Nobody will put the greater good ahead of themselves. vOv
 Shay: Actually, your hamster typed "Please get Richard Gere away from me."
 Sadbot: @hajjpodge and we're all better off for it. You being here, that is 3. Oh right, can't do lesser than signs here. The 3 is a heart
 hajjpodge: @Sadbot I'm here now, though :v
 hajjpodge: @Side Boob w e w lad let's just completely ignore the historical context in which communism and socialism have had to contend with hostile capitalist geopolitical powers for over a century. Or that before Capitalism was established, it too went through a period of intermittent rise and collapse until the French Revolution overthrew Mercantilism/Feudalism.
 dad: @Side Boob doesn't exist*
 Sadbot: The only surprising thing about this is that comrade @hajjpodge is not the uploader
 Side Boob: The hamster can be forgiven for not knowing that communism doesn't work. :P
 Teechur: Hamsters are solitary creatures or bond with only one other. I don't think they would do well in a communist state.
 sorghum: *tilts head, creepy smile, index finger pointing upwards going back and forth* "Oh, you!"
Image 247831   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
328
 
 DrNinjaman: Loudener
 VoR: POP!
 Air Biscuit: @Sadbot but then you'd get hit with more auditory recoil.
 Sadbot: This would be radder if they cut out a window for better aiming.
Image 247830   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
504
 
 namename: Why don t they taste like chicken
 DrNinjaman: @glenalec technically correct, the best kind of correct!
 glenalec: And most battery eggs aren't fertilized anyway.
 glenalec: Technically, other than the cytoblast, the egg is the stuff the developing fetus eats too. Unless you eat those nearly-hatched ones (ewwwww!)
 tib gubb: delicious
 DrNinjaman: What about baby carrots?
 Dr Awkward: Vegans are super fun at parties
 booger: What about chicken nuggets made with newborn chicks?
 Side Boob: It's not a child, it's breakfast.
 Sadbot: Her?
Image 247829   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
583
 
 Greifer: Redrum
 Robespierre: SPOOKY FLOOFER
 lecj07: *boss battle music*
 wolfpk: Come play with me, Danny
 tib gubb: pretty spooky there, pupper
 Sadbot: Come throw ball with me
Image 247828   05-16-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
585
 
 Dorb: Later, Xenu
 raditzu: I don't believe in humans anyway.
 Winterneuro: I see nothing wrong with this. It seems to me that its only natural to develop air travel before space travel.
 Sadbot: I wish any of the Frontier/Southwest flights I was a on did a barrel roll, this is totally fake!
 Side Boob: Unrealistic body & airplane standards
 Peter Pantsless: Wake up, shporflinks!
Image 247827   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
411
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Otterman I thought the same thing! I think Wally shaves in that one though.
 Otterman: @dangerkeith3000 They missed a great opportunity with "The Shave"
 Air Biscuit: I wonder what they told her it said when she bought it...
 dangerkeith3000: @Teechur "Beaver takes a bath" "Beaver's Monkey" "Beaver's Secret Life" and my fave... "Beaver on TV" @barfolomew
 Teechur: @barfolomew Here ya go! @dangerkeith3000 was right! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 dangerkeith3000: 21st century polka dots.
 tib gubb: i can sympathize with that
 Sadbot: Where can I buy this
 barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 share!
 dangerkeith3000: I just found out there are a LOT of Leave It To Beaver episode titles that are unintentionally hilarious.
 barfolomew: That one on the lower right was offensive.
Image 247826   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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