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257779  Laree: Amazing grandmothercat?

257620  VeeKay: Smol owl

257638  Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 Known to some as St. Dick, it seems.

257782  VeeKay: When will it be herstory?

257645  Mad Collager: After launch, I'm feline Falcon Heavy.

257802  Solemn: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

257799  VeeKay: Bent bento

257789  Robespierre: (frug'ing violently)

257787  WannaBee: I had to print out the braille alphabet to get it.

257791  Robespierre: This font is weird

257787  WannaBee: @jochenau @PenguinBartender I got 'diaper change table pull above to epen'

257800  Robespierre: 8-bit Lyfe

257801  Robespierre: This Banksy is already worth millions

257796  Peter Pantsless: I'm gonna stick with the rock lobster

257787  VoR: @raditzu and that's why it's in the void

257788  VoR: @Bluetocracy is it cat? Is it a rat?! No!! It's pooper pup!

257808  rachel: Woah! Thanks for the gold!! Voodoo slept pretty good through the night. She only meowed 2637181 times haha.

257789  VoR: Tiiiiiiiiiiimber! Good harvest this year

257805  Peter Pantsless: I'm never washing my hands again

257798  VoR: Hank is short for hanky panky

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257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257772 ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.



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 namename: Why don t they taste like chicken
 DrNinjaman: @glenalec technically correct, the best kind of correct!
 glenalec: And most battery eggs aren't fertilized anyway.
 glenalec: Technically, other than the cytoblast, the egg is the stuff the developing fetus eats too. Unless you eat those nearly-hatched ones (ewwwww!)
 tib gubb: delicious
 DrNinjaman: What about baby carrots?
 Dr Awkward: Vegans are super fun at parties
 booger: What about chicken nuggets made with newborn chicks?
 Side Boob: It's not a child, it's breakfast.
 Sadbot: Her?
Image 247829   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
583
 
 Greifer: Redrum
 Robespierre: SPOOKY FLOOFER
 lecj07: *boss battle music*
 wolfpk: Come play with me, Danny
 tib gubb: pretty spooky there, pupper
 Sadbot: Come throw ball with me
Image 247828   05-16-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
585
 
 Dorb: Later, Xenu
 raditzu: I don't believe in humans anyway.
 Winterneuro: I see nothing wrong with this. It seems to me that its only natural to develop air travel before space travel.
 Sadbot: I wish any of the Frontier/Southwest flights I was a on did a barrel roll, this is totally fake!
 Side Boob: Unrealistic body & airplane standards
 Peter Pantsless: Wake up, shporflinks!
Image 247827   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
411
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Otterman I thought the same thing! I think Wally shaves in that one though.
 Otterman: @dangerkeith3000 They missed a great opportunity with "The Shave"
 Air Biscuit: I wonder what they told her it said when she bought it...
 dangerkeith3000: @Teechur "Beaver takes a bath" "Beaver's Monkey" "Beaver's Secret Life" and my fave... "Beaver on TV" @barfolomew
 Teechur: @barfolomew Here ya go! @dangerkeith3000 was right! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 dangerkeith3000: 21st century polka dots.
 tib gubb: i can sympathize with that
 Sadbot: Where can I buy this
 barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 share!
 dangerkeith3000: I just found out there are a LOT of Leave It To Beaver episode titles that are unintentionally hilarious.
 barfolomew: That one on the lower right was offensive.
Image 247826   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
422
 
 KingTrebek: I hard NY
 bug: Apt tautology.
 tib gubb: ya got that right
 Dresdenkeogh: Solipsistic priapism
 fanny: hard is one of those words that if you say it over enough it sounds weird and loses all meaning.
 barfolomew: Oh, I hard, all right.
 Micro Jackson: I hard
Image 247825   05-16-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
298
 
 GoGo Robotto: I you hard. Then you hard.
 Micro Jackson: Will you be my amigo?
 Shay: @Annoying Vegan Casa Iluminatia! Casa Iluminatia!
 Annoying Vegan : Casa Bonita! Casa Bonita!
Image 247824   05-16-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
340
 
 Wooden Spoon: As with all such nose piercings I had to squint to see if it was boogers or a piercing.
 Wooden Spoon: As with all such nose piercings I had to squint to see if it was boogers or a piercing.
 WannaBee: Part of the crew. Part of the ship.
 hajjpodge: This Subnautica fanart is weird.
 Micro Jackson: Been down too long
 Robespierre: Barnacle Betty looking fetching these days
 dangerkeith3000: "excuse me! my eyes are DOWN HERE!"
 Side Boob: The Brain Slug party has fanatics too.
 barfolomew: Ma'am, you got a little... uh... never mind.
Image 247823   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
375
 
 generic: But is uptown funk gonna do it to ya?
 Springbok: M'Sean
 Robespierre: @barfolomew Just leave it by the kerb
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew so x gawn deliver to me?
 WannaBee: First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
 Air Biscuit: X like the guy from X-mas?
 barfolomew: @Dresdenkeogh ... Is this not clear? HE GON GIVE IT TO YA!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @barfolomew What If I can't drive out to pick it up?
 Micro Jackson: I'm not gonna take it
 barfolomew: @Robespierre HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
 Robespierre: @barfolomew But what if she doesn't WANT chlamydia? What then?
 Sadbot: Knock knock open up the door it's real, with the non-stop pop pop and matrimony
 barfolomew: He gonna give it to ya
Image 247822   05-16-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
265
 
 glenalec: Just use the provided strainer at the bottom.
 Not A Bot: mrw always
 lecj07: Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
 Robespierre: Dude, you better see a doctor about that...
 tib gubb: forgetti your regretti
 Warrax: Brb, gotta drain the noodle.
 Not A Bot: Rad for David Mitchell.
Image 247821   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
468
 
 pisspig: @Scoo yup
 sports: That's a butt baby.
 bug: Charles eats like a snake.
 dangerkeith3000: You aren't the only Charles B! There are at least 2 more!
 tib gubb: chicky babby
 Scoo: How is turkey formmed?
Image 247820   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
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