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262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

262407  bug: Protip: Don't fuck with that cow.

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Score:
585
 
 Jart Grunomple: Later, Xenu
 Trawn Flumumbies: I don't believe in humans anyway.
 Flimp Horpongus: I see nothing wrong with this. It seems to me that its only natural to develop air travel before space travel.
 Pirb Plongus: I wish any of the Frontier/Southwest flights I was a on did a barrel roll, this is totally fake!
 Vild Ploble: Unrealistic body & airplane standards
 Rompo Rempungo: Wake up, shporflinks!
Image 247827   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Mang Albombies
Score:
411
 
 Dirbo Cremongus: @Otterman I thought the same thing! I think Wally shaves in that one though.
 Dewn Albumbies: @dangerkeith3000 They missed a great opportunity with "The Shave"
 Frerb Albongus: I wonder what they told her it said when she bought it...
 Vawn Plumbies: @Teechur "Beaver takes a bath" "Beaver's Monkey" "Beaver's Secret Life" and my fave... "Beaver on TV" @barfolomew
 Juple Drumumple: @barfolomew Here ya go! @dangerkeith3000 was right! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 Pong Plongo: 21st century polka dots.
 Frert Flungus: i can sympathize with that
 Jewn Horpumbies: Where can I buy this
 Dirb Brongo: @dangerkeith3000 share!
 Verbo Dampongo: I just found out there are a LOT of Leave It To Beaver episode titles that are unintentionally hilarious.
 Gongo Bromple: That one on the lower right was offensive.
Image 247826   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Tromp Flumongus
Score:
422
 
 Lople Morpomple: I hard NY
 Ringo Cremoble: Apt tautology.
 Held Drumuble: ya got that right
 Flampo Grunuble: Solipsistic priapism
 Pang Horpumbies: hard is one of those words that if you say it over enough it sounds weird and loses all meaning.
 Gaft Brumbies: Oh, I hard, all right.
 Jart Flungus: I hard
Image 247825   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Flewn Drumumbies
Score:
298
 
 Rarm Pluble: I you hard. Then you hard.
 Croft Dampumple: Will you be my amigo?
 Ring Grombies: @Annoying Vegan Casa Iluminatia! Casa Iluminatia!
 Ding Cremuble: Casa Bonita! Casa Bonita!
Image 247824   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Parb Dampumple
Score:
340
 
 Jown Plemungus: As with all such nose piercings I had to squint to see if it was boogers or a piercing.
 Biwn Grumple: As with all such nose piercings I had to squint to see if it was boogers or a piercing.
 Ving Albongus: Part of the crew. Part of the ship.
 Hift Flumupert: This Subnautica fanart is weird.
 Flurm Rempoble: Been down too long
 Gerbo Plemumbies: Barnacle Betty looking fetching these days
 Reld Plungo: "excuse me! my eyes are DOWN HERE!"
 Freld Brupert: The Brain Slug party has fanatics too.
 Frurm Gruble: Ma'am, you got a little... uh... never mind.
Image 247823   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Trimp Albongus
Score:
375
 
 Mald Morpongus: But is uptown funk gonna do it to ya?
 Trerm Grunopert: M'Sean
 Gift Flumopert: @barfolomew Just leave it by the kerb
 Rumpo Brombies: @barfolomew so x gawn deliver to me?
 Guft Grumple: First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
 Truple Plemongus: X like the guy from X-mas?
 Ralm Drumoble: @Dresdenkeogh ... Is this not clear? HE GON GIVE IT TO YA!
 Frengo Plungo: @Robespierre @barfolomew What If I can't drive out to pick it up?
 Jump Plongo: I'm not gonna take it
 Rert Cremungo: @Robespierre HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
 Frurm Plombies: @barfolomew But what if she doesn't WANT chlamydia? What then?
 Crerb Albongo: Knock knock open up the door it's real, with the non-stop pop pop and matrimony
 Jorbo Plemoble: He gonna give it to ya
Image 247822   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Diwn Grombies
Score:
265
 
 Lorm Grungus: Just use the provided strainer at the bottom.
 Frople Plumbies: mrw always
 Treple Horpungo: Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
 Tromp Pluble: Dude, you better see a doctor about that...
 Rople Flumombies: forgetti your regretti
 Relm Drumupert: Brb, gotta drain the noodle.
 Jeld Flupert: Rad for David Mitchell.
Image 247821   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Flarm Flumungo
Score:
468
 
 Balm Plumple: @Scoo yup
 Fleft Cremongus: That's a butt baby.
 Demp Grombies: Charles eats like a snake.
 Jorbo Flupert: You aren't the only Charles B! There are at least 2 more!
 Murm Albongus: chicky babby
 Mang Plemongo: How is turkey formmed?
Image 247820   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Hango Horpumple
Score:
353
 
 Lirb Cremongo: Those aren't jewels, Avery. The string broke on your anal beads again, didn't it?
 Crild Cremongus: I pee calcium crystals! (Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
 Hulm Albomple: "Jack, If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."
 Duple Cremuble: This is close enough to Nibbler for me to RAD it.
 Vemp Rempombies: @dangerkeith3000 smooth rubies, not jagged zarconiums
 Croft Rempumbies: I wish I pooped jewels. But only if there were small jewels.
 Dert Cremungus: Kids of today are headed full-bore toward a lifetime of abject disappointments
 Murm Morpopert: @DrinkMixMan @Felicity poop them jewels fast, p-p-poop them jewels fast...
 Flown Cremongo: @DrinkMixMan and Count to Fuck
 Gempo Flumumbies: *Poop the Jewels
 Floft Plomple: Pop the Jewels
 Flango Alboble: Kids like this better than "I poop STOOLS!"
 Gulm Grunuble: I remember seeing a commercial for this toy and my 4 year old was disturbed by it.
 Mert Brumple: @OldKentuckyShark Blood diamonds?
 Flirb Ploble: Me too! ... oh no wait, that's blood
Image 247819   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Flurbo Dampoble
Score:
455
 
 Trart Plopert: "I want to play a game"
 Jift Albungo: The best part was "tape roulette" and never knowing when the heads were dirty enough to start eating your tapes. If you were lucky, you could salvage the tape and extract it from the VCR, then gently wind it back up. You'd have a bad "crinkly" spot on your movie after that.
 Flango Grunopert: @barfolomew In hindsight, the noise it made when you stopped the tape was pretty violent, like a wet ball of duct tape slapping against a wall.
 Jimpo Cremongus: @barfolomew *raises hand shamefully*
 Jamp Dampoble: Okay, who else besides me is old enough to HEAR this thing just by looking at the picture?
 Frert Plemongus: Great! Now I can watch all those Rockford Files tapes I've been storing!
 Lople Cremongo: Tapez by Mondrian
Image 247818   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Flamp Broble
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