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268103  wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!

268087  Dr Awkward: This is like that one episode of Futurama. SAD.

268108  wolfpk: Kinky!

268090  Dr Awkward: Ooh, Mama Zuckerbergs candied lemon pancakes!

268109  Mr. Butt: Now kiss.

268087  Korrok: Korrok approves...

268110  sparenamelaptopdied: What happens if you say "Open Sesame"?

268056  FabricMan: @ChubbyBuddy Don't kinkshame!

268100  mexican: @Dr Awkward Woah. Same here.

268087  Zaxxoff: ce n'est pas un banc

268096  FabricMan: "Now allow my attorney to drink this water while I give my testimony!"

268092  Dr Awkward: Later barklords

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat I miss Fort Collins, lived there a decade ago.

268118  Alaskan: The plus side to tiny dogs is they cant reach the table to steal your food !

268107  Zaxxoff: None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME

268108  Dr Awkward: Merlin? More like Burl-in, amirite?

268108  ThoughtlessGentleman: i lay thus monkeyed curse pon your pristine lady region for so uhhh nobody ever uhhhhh begone trollop!!!

268105  ThoughtlessGentleman: really tasteful way to commemorate losing a testicle. place it directly on your mantle as a conversation starter.

268082  a robot: Look at that happy tail blur

268099  Not A Bot: I'm pretty sure those guys have been crisis their whole lives.

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

268039 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree



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 dangerkeith3000: @Otterman I thought the same thing! I think Wally shaves in that one though.
 Otterman: @dangerkeith3000 They missed a great opportunity with "The Shave"
 Air Biscuit: I wonder what they told her it said when she bought it...
 dangerkeith3000: @Teechur "Beaver takes a bath" "Beaver's Monkey" "Beaver's Secret Life" and my fave... "Beaver on TV" @barfolomew
 Teechur: @barfolomew Here ya go! @dangerkeith3000 was right! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 dangerkeith3000: 21st century polka dots.
 tib gubb: i can sympathize with that
 Sadbot: Where can I buy this
 barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 share!
 dangerkeith3000: I just found out there are a LOT of Leave It To Beaver episode titles that are unintentionally hilarious.
 barfolomew: That one on the lower right was offensive.
Image 247826   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
422
 
 KingTrebek: I hard NY
 bug: Apt tautology.
 tib gubb: ya got that right
 Dresdenkeogh: Solipsistic priapism
 fanny: hard is one of those words that if you say it over enough it sounds weird and loses all meaning.
 barfolomew: Oh, I hard, all right.
 Micro Jackson: I hard
Image 247825   05-16-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
298
 
 GoGo Robotto: I you hard. Then you hard.
 Micro Jackson: Will you be my amigo?
 Shay: @Annoying Vegan Casa Iluminatia! Casa Iluminatia!
 Annoying Vegan : Casa Bonita! Casa Bonita!
Image 247824   05-16-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
340
 
 Wooden Spoon: As with all such nose piercings I had to squint to see if it was boogers or a piercing.
 Wooden Spoon: As with all such nose piercings I had to squint to see if it was boogers or a piercing.
 reply: Part of the crew. Part of the ship.
 hajjpodge: This Subnautica fanart is weird.
 Micro Jackson: Been down too long
 Robespierre: Barnacle Betty looking fetching these days
 dangerkeith3000: "excuse me! my eyes are DOWN HERE!"
 Side Boob: The Brain Slug party has fanatics too.
 barfolomew: Ma'am, you got a little... uh... never mind.
Image 247823   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
375
 
 generic: But is uptown funk gonna do it to ya?
 Springbok: M'Sean
 Robespierre: @barfolomew Just leave it by the kerb
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew so x gawn deliver to me?
 Stom Premben: First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
 Air Biscuit: X like the guy from X-mas?
 barfolomew: @Dresdenkeogh ... Is this not clear? HE GON GIVE IT TO YA!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @barfolomew What If I can't drive out to pick it up?
 Micro Jackson: I'm not gonna take it
 barfolomew: @Robespierre HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
 Robespierre: @barfolomew But what if she doesn't WANT chlamydia? What then?
 Sadbot: Knock knock open up the door it's real, with the non-stop pop pop and matrimony
 barfolomew: He gonna give it to ya
Image 247822   05-16-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
265
 
 glenalec: Just use the provided strainer at the bottom.
 Not A Bot: mrw always
 lecj07: Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
 Robespierre: Dude, you better see a doctor about that...
 tib gubb: forgetti your regretti
 Warrax: Brb, gotta drain the noodle.
 Not A Bot: Rad for David Mitchell.
Image 247821   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
468
 
 pisspig: @Scoo yup
 sports: That's a butt baby.
 bug: Charles eats like a snake.
 dangerkeith3000: You aren't the only Charles B! There are at least 2 more!
 tib gubb: chicky babby
 Scoo: How is turkey formmed?
Image 247820   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
353
 
 Mr Bleak: Those aren't jewels, Avery. The string broke on your anal beads again, didn't it?
 glenalec: I pee calcium crystals! (Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
 Hokie333: "Jack, If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."
 Dr Awkward: This is close enough to Nibbler for me to RAD it.
 charlemagne: @dangerkeith3000 smooth rubies, not jagged zarconiums
 dangerkeith3000: I wish I pooped jewels. But only if there were small jewels.
 Robespierre: Kids of today are headed full-bore toward a lifetime of abject disappointments
 a sedated moose: @DrinkMixMan @Felicity poop them jewels fast, p-p-poop them jewels fast...
 miller: @DrinkMixMan and Count to Fuck
 DrinkMixMan: *Poop the Jewels
 DrinkMixMan: Pop the Jewels
 WTF: Kids like this better than "I poop STOOLS!"
 fanny: I remember seeing a commercial for this toy and my 4 year old was disturbed by it.
 jochenau: @OldKentuckyShark Blood diamonds?
 Seven Eight Nine: Me too! ... oh no wait, that's blood
Image 247819   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
455
 
 wolfpk: "I want to play a game"
 Science: The best part was "tape roulette" and never knowing when the heads were dirty enough to start eating your tapes. If you were lucky, you could salvage the tape and extract it from the VCR, then gently wind it back up. You'd have a bad "crinkly" spot on your movie after that.
 PenguinBartender: @barfolomew In hindsight, the noise it made when you stopped the tape was pretty violent, like a wet ball of duct tape slapping against a wall.
 PenguinBartender: @barfolomew *raises hand shamefully*
 barfolomew: Okay, who else besides me is old enough to HEAR this thing just by looking at the picture?
 Teechur: Great! Now I can watch all those Rockford Files tapes I've been storing!
 jochenau: Tapez by Mondrian
Image 247818   05-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
246
 
 well duh: If it fits, I shits.
 Air Biscuit: Make sure the door is open before you flush, because if the toilet chooses that moment to back up you will be trapped.
 Dr Awkward: Meme: "How close I am to losing my shit"
Image 247817   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
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