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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

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262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!



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Score:
422
 
 Lulm Floble: I hard NY
 Puld Gromple: Apt tautology.
 Velm Dampomple: ya got that right
 Dort Dampombies: Solipsistic priapism
 Moft Flumungus: hard is one of those words that if you say it over enough it sounds weird and loses all meaning.
 Vulm Horpopert: Oh, I hard, all right.
 Lert Plemumbies: I hard
Image 247825   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Thurt Grongus
Score:
298
 
 Trorbo Cremongo: I you hard. Then you hard.
 Herbo Cremongus: Will you be my amigo?
 Dung Albumple: @Annoying Vegan Casa Iluminatia! Casa Iluminatia!
 Thirm Brumple: Casa Bonita! Casa Bonita!
Image 247824   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Ring Horpopert
Score:
340
 
 Bompo Rempungo: As with all such nose piercings I had to squint to see if it was boogers or a piercing.
 Mengo Gromple: As with all such nose piercings I had to squint to see if it was boogers or a piercing.
 Puwn Plemoble: Part of the crew. Part of the ship.
 Thort Morpumbies: This Subnautica fanart is weird.
 Pirt Cremoble: Been down too long
 Rengo Plemomple: Barnacle Betty looking fetching these days
 Jown Albomple: "excuse me! my eyes are DOWN HERE!"
 Thilm Cremongus: The Brain Slug party has fanatics too.
 Vungo Cremumbies: Ma'am, you got a little... uh... never mind.
Image 247823   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Jald Plongo
Score:
375
 
 Jurm Grunuble: But is uptown funk gonna do it to ya?
 Trirt Flumungo: M'Sean
 Flirbo Horpungus: @barfolomew Just leave it by the kerb
 Thempo Drumongo: @barfolomew so x gawn deliver to me?
 Lurm Drumongo: First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll
 Momp Floble: X like the guy from X-mas?
 Pimp Gropert: @Dresdenkeogh ... Is this not clear? HE GON GIVE IT TO YA!
 Rirb Cremongus: @Robespierre @barfolomew What If I can't drive out to pick it up?
 Muld Brungus: I'm not gonna take it
 Flawn Albongo: @Robespierre HE GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
 Thuft Flumoble: @barfolomew But what if she doesn't WANT chlamydia? What then?
 Gert Grunongo: Knock knock open up the door it's real, with the non-stop pop pop and matrimony
 Trerbo Dampungo: He gonna give it to ya
Image 247822   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Haft Fluble
Score:
265
 
 Treple Horpuble: Just use the provided strainer at the bottom.
 Bang Ploble: mrw always
 Purb Grumbies: Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
 Vamp Flumongo: Dude, you better see a doctor about that...
 Laple Rempungus: forgetti your regretti
 Creft Dampungus: Brb, gotta drain the noodle.
 Ruld Horpongus: Rad for David Mitchell.
Image 247821   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Beft Bropert
Score:
468
 
 Paple Plomple: @Scoo yup
 Heft Plomple: That's a butt baby.
 Maple Grunungo: Charles eats like a snake.
 Trulm Flongus: You aren't the only Charles B! There are at least 2 more!
 Perb Drumuble: chicky babby
 Geft Drumungus: How is turkey formmed?
Image 247820   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Giple Plemumbies
Score:
353
 
 Flump Plungo: Those aren't jewels, Avery. The string broke on your anal beads again, didn't it?
 Fleft Horpomple: I pee calcium crystals! (Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
 Daft Cremomple: "Jack, If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."
 Lelm Morpupert: This is close enough to Nibbler for me to RAD it.
 Pawn Albongo: @dangerkeith3000 smooth rubies, not jagged zarconiums
 Mold Plungus: I wish I pooped jewels. But only if there were small jewels.
 Creng Horpupert: Kids of today are headed full-bore toward a lifetime of abject disappointments
 Hulm Drumungus: @DrinkMixMan @Felicity poop them jewels fast, p-p-poop them jewels fast...
 Rumpo Rempungo: @DrinkMixMan and Count to Fuck
 Cringo Morpungo: *Poop the Jewels
 Jorbo Horpongus: Pop the Jewels
 Balm Gromple: Kids like this better than "I poop STOOLS!"
 Gold Cremupert: I remember seeing a commercial for this toy and my 4 year old was disturbed by it.
 Dimp Flumopert: @OldKentuckyShark Blood diamonds?
 Vuwn Flumuble: Me too! ... oh no wait, that's blood
Image 247819   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Vimpo Flumombies
Score:
455
 
 Lump Plemungo: "I want to play a game"
 Thong Flumuble: The best part was "tape roulette" and never knowing when the heads were dirty enough to start eating your tapes. If you were lucky, you could salvage the tape and extract it from the VCR, then gently wind it back up. You'd have a bad "crinkly" spot on your movie after that.
 Vempo Horpopert: @barfolomew In hindsight, the noise it made when you stopped the tape was pretty violent, like a wet ball of duct tape slapping against a wall.
 Hart Cremupert: @barfolomew *raises hand shamefully*
 Creple Plemongus: Okay, who else besides me is old enough to HEAR this thing just by looking at the picture?
 Crirbo Morpungo: Great! Now I can watch all those Rockford Files tapes I've been storing!
 Trart Drumumple: Tapez by Mondrian
Image 247818   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Baple Morpungo
Score:
246
 
 Rompo Drumongus: If it fits, I shits.
 Geng Horpumple: Make sure the door is open before you flush, because if the toilet chooses that moment to back up you will be trapped.
 Luple Plopert: Meme: "How close I am to losing my shit"
Image 247817   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Dimp Morpumple
Score:
519
 
 Puft Morpopert: @Dresdenkeogh All in moderation of course. Never forget @luxuslurch
 Leng Cremomple: Dat gator
 Peld Rempumbies: Aggro-gator is your gate into aggregating great gators.
 Jorm Drumomple: I thought he was going to drain the swamp
 Jeple Floble: Gator family chillin' watching a movie together.
 Frawn Plemuble: don't talk to me or my gators ever again
Image 247816   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Bawn Cremopert
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