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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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 Jirbo Morpumple: Those aren't jewels, Avery. The string broke on your anal beads again, didn't it?
 Rirm Grunoble: I pee calcium crystals! (Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
 Paft Grumple: "Jack, If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."
 Gampo Plopert: This is close enough to Nibbler for me to RAD it.
 Veng Plopert: @dangerkeith3000 smooth rubies, not jagged zarconiums
 Jeng Brupert: I wish I pooped jewels. But only if there were small jewels.
 Croft Drumumbies: Kids of today are headed full-bore toward a lifetime of abject disappointments
 Relm Grunomple: @DrinkMixMan @Felicity poop them jewels fast, p-p-poop them jewels fast...
 Vurt Pluble: @DrinkMixMan and Count to Fuck
 Flongo Rempuble: *Poop the Jewels
 Jerbo Plemungo: Pop the Jewels
 Huwn Plupert: Kids like this better than "I poop STOOLS!"
 Merb Morpopert: I remember seeing a commercial for this toy and my 4 year old was disturbed by it.
 Tharbo Grunupert: @OldKentuckyShark Blood diamonds?
 Daple Albombies: Me too! ... oh no wait, that's blood
Image 247819   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Dold Rempoble
 Ging Cremoble: "I want to play a game"
 Durb Morpupert: The best part was "tape roulette" and never knowing when the heads were dirty enough to start eating your tapes. If you were lucky, you could salvage the tape and extract it from the VCR, then gently wind it back up. You'd have a bad "crinkly" spot on your movie after that.
 Dart Horpomple: @barfolomew In hindsight, the noise it made when you stopped the tape was pretty violent, like a wet ball of duct tape slapping against a wall.
 Bung Flumomple: @barfolomew *raises hand shamefully*
 Pumpo Grunupert: Okay, who else besides me is old enough to HEAR this thing just by looking at the picture?
 Mirbo Bruble: Great! Now I can watch all those Rockford Files tapes I've been storing!
 Frimp Dampomple: Tapez by Mondrian
Image 247818   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Harbo Dampongus
 Barm Plumple: If it fits, I shits.
 Trurbo Brombies: Make sure the door is open before you flush, because if the toilet chooses that moment to back up you will be trapped.
 Duwn Cremumple: Meme: "How close I am to losing my shit"
Image 247817   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Hung Albungus
 Muple Grunombies: @Dresdenkeogh All in moderation of course. Never forget @luxuslurch
 Ralm Grunomple: Dat gator
 Laple Plemungus: Aggro-gator is your gate into aggregating great gators.
 Jimpo Horpopert: I thought he was going to drain the swamp
 Freng Flumombies: Gator family chillin' watching a movie together.
 Lorb Dampongo: don't talk to me or my gators ever again
Image 247816   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Fruwn Dampongo
 Jurbo Brumbies: This is a Serval.
 Jengo Albomple: I'm all ears
 Flelm Grunongo: You've got my attention!
 Gungo Fluble: Striking, soulful ... and hongry
 Hungo Rempongo: Those aren't ears; they are radar dishes.
 Rift Horpupert: Majestic big cat!
 Heple Grunoble: Grandma, what big ears you have.
Image 247815   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Jorbo Grunupert
 Rungo Plumple: @fanny And tell me that you love me; I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too; I love to hear you oralize; When I'm between your thighs; You blow me away!
 Bople Rempongo: Being furniture is some people's fetish. Being food is other people's fetish. McD is where the groups intersect.
 Vople Rempumple: @fanny username/comment combo!
 Hiwn Bromple: I'm glad I wore my kilt today
 Mumpo Grumbies: I knew McDonalds gave me weird stool, but this is ridiculous!
 Thurt Drumombies: "sit on my face! SIT ON MY FAAAAAAAAACE!"
 Jirm Brungus: "it's a living"
Image 247814   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Mown Flupert
 Hungo Grunongo: Facepalm
 Thung Morpumple: My desert island tree pick
Image 247813   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Bungo Cremomple
 Rengo Rempomple: Tadpole conga line
 Luld Horpungus: Granola?
Image 247812   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Rong Rempombies
 Lerb Rempumple: Penn and Teller looked pretty good back in the day
 Jalm Albupert: What ho!
 Bungo Albungo: Just a bit, please
 Duld Rempungo: It's never Lupus.
 Crort Pluble: My sister gave me the complete Jeeves and Wooster DVD box set a few years back. It's one of my most valued possessions.
 Moft Brongo: RAD for Fry and Laurie.
Image 247811   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Fliple Drumomple
 Frimp Flumungus: You KNOW I'm gonna make that pic my background.
 Trong Rempomple: I'm surprised the font isn't Comic Sans.
 Viwn Plemupert: The 90s called. They want their website back.
 Marbo Dampomple: Get in line!
 Birb Cremopert: username/upload synergy?
Image 247810   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Thoft Flumopert
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