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262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

262292  SurfNTurf: uh huh @wolfpk

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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 Bengo Morpongus: Raspberry flavor? Or lemon?
Image 247795   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Trirbo Horpungo
Score:
463
 
 Halm Morpopert: @Zukero Roly loly
 Lilm Cremoble: Filet-O-Buck
 Joft Albombies: The only banknote whose physical value is higher than its facial value.
 Mango Grombies: He's showing you his 0 face.
 Mown Flumupert: How much is it actually worth?
 Jirb Floble: "There will be no money. But on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I've got that going for me, which is nice."
Image 247794   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Flople Broble
Score:
340
 
 Vumpo Plemongo: @PlzPlzMe Quaid! Stop the reactor!
 Flemp Grungo: How many arms does he have?
 Crawn Flombies: @Side Boob ...and there's the rub.
 Gurt Drumuble: @Robespierre How does that work in a car with no seatbelts?
 Garbo Drumomple: Click it or ticket, jackass
 Pongo Pluble: Get your ass the Mars.
 Frungo Cremumbies: Arnyoung.
 Crang Plumbies: Long boobs, long butts, or thighs?
Image 247793   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Vampo Morpoble
Score:
397
 
 Virt Cremungus: I dislike Papa Johns and Keurigs, but I like this
 Frorb Horpopert: @WannaBee this wouldn't have happened #247809
 Rimp Albongus: Katie Keurig.
 Trerm Albumbies: Taking extra precautions against vampires.
 Trirm Flupert: weird al yankovich = autorad.
 Frungo Cremumple: The best part of waking up
 Thimpo Grunupert: Le cuisine Americaine
 Daple Bruble: That'll get your morning started right!
Image 247792   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Frolm Morpoble
Score:
297
 
 Verb Rempungo: Now I just have to wait for all those hunky firefighters to show up
 Malm Dampumbies: Looking forward to the new RAMPAGE movie.
 Crart Plongus: taco tuesday did not disappoint
 Homp Plemumple: I didn't do it
 Durb Drumupert: *yells* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT HUH?
 Pirb Grunupert: This is fine.
Image 247791   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Jaft Rempopert
Image 247790 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by space. Boo, space.
Score:
329
 
 Frold Plongus: Sis is back at it.
 Rempo Horpungus: snek previews
 Jimp Gruble: neak reviews
 Creple Grunombies: Not very sneaky putting them at the beginning of every mass-produced rental tape.
Image 247789   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Domp Flumple
Score:
494
 
 Trimpo Drumumple: @tib gubb do you not do it with a bag over your head? I hear uh...from a friend it helps a lot
 Pampo Flumuble: thanks, my self-image was almost dipping into the positive
 Diwn Rempungus: Rubber nipples are canon
 Puft Grunungus: that's no batarang
Image 247788   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Bewn Flongus
Score:
568
 
 Florm Flumple: How Wishbone got his start.
 Hawn Grumbies: Someone's living their best life.
 Gople Plongo: All the classics
 Crort Dampungus: That's one well-read doggo!
Image 247787   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Thurt Cremumbies
Score:
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 Treft Plemongus: @Teechur As in, Y vd., Eugene? Whys your face turning green? Dont you like pinto beans?
 Beng Flombies: @Robespierre Not to mention history and culture (quite dated in my 1969 copy) and the abbreviation "Vd." for "Usted"
 Gurt Horpopert: Way to blow everything out of proportion!
 Flalm Plungus: @Teechur If I recall correctly, those Amsco grammar texts have lessons on proper punctuation, proper capitalization, and EVERYthing!
 Lurt Albombies: @barfolomew vvv
 Bawn Grongo: @barfolomew Thank you! I do have a SmartBoard and a cart with 30 Chromebooks in it. The grammar lessons found in those old Amsco texts, however, are second to none!
 Huple Morpoble: @Teechur I have enormous respect for you--many of the most important people in my life have been teachers. But you may want to get the administration to update your classroom.
 Crerbo Grunungus: @Teechur lol i feel your pain!!
 Larm Plombies: @barfolomew Not quite THAT long! Just since the end of George H.W. Bush's tenure. Still using books from Nixon's admin.
 Frorm Flumbies: Great for projecting images onto bedroom walls to make big murals for the kids! Got one at a school equipment sell-off once, never got round to painting murals on the kids walls, though..
 Frolm Plomple: @Teechur geez, where do you teach, the Reagan administration?
 Trimpo Flumumbies: I have one of these in my klasshole (that's my new name for my klassroom. Seems more appropriate as the end of the year approaches.)
 Frimp Horpumbies: Overhead projectors = Fun With Fresnels
 Tringo Rempomple: On a side note, one of my teachers in middle school got so mad at the students one day he slammed his hand down so hard on the top of one of these he smashed the glass into pieces.
 Belm Horpoble: I remember when they had translucent LCD things you can put on there to turn them into crude digital projectors.
 Lilm Flumoble: @WTF you, uh, may not be thrilled with what I have in "pending."
 Hongo Flongus: Now post a pic of a reel to reel projector to make me feel even older.
Image 247786   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Flarm Horpopert
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