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253265  Prostata: with that much floof sleeping is snow problem!

253280  tib gubb: heh... "nards"

253286  dangerkeith3000: Why include shorts?

253281  tib gubb: silicon valley, natch

253288  dangerkeith3000: Who took this photo?

253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253240 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.



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 VeeKay: Raspberry flavor? Or lemon?
Image 247795   05-16-18   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
463
 
 nclaw: @Zukero Roly loly
 Robespierre: Filet-O-Buck
 Zukero: The only banknote whose physical value is higher than its facial value.
 Bluetocracy: He's showing you his 0 face.
 Christina: How much is it actually worth?
 Side Boob: "There will be no money. But on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I've got that going for me, which is nice."
Image 247794   05-16-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
340
 
 Mr Bleak: @PlzPlzMe Quaid! Stop the reactor!
 PlzPlzMe: How many arms does he have?
 Robespierre: @Side Boob ...and there's the rub.
 Side Boob: @Robespierre How does that work in a car with no seatbelts?
 Robespierre: Click it or ticket, jackass
 dangerkeith3000: Get your ass the Mars.
 Big Beagler: Arnyoung.
 Not A Bot: Long boobs, long butts, or thighs?
Image 247793   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
397
 
 Sadbot: I dislike Papa Johns and Keurigs, but I like this
 WannaBee: @WannaBee this wouldn't have happened #247809
 dangerkeith3000: Katie Keurig.
 WannaBee: Taking extra precautions against vampires.
 Not A Bot: weird al yankovich = autorad.
 Bluetocracy: The best part of waking up
 VeeKay: Le cuisine Americaine
 Scoo: That'll get your morning started right!
Image 247792   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
297
 
 Micro Jackson: Now I just have to wait for all those hunky firefighters to show up
 Air Biscuit: Looking forward to the new RAMPAGE movie.
 tib gubb: taco tuesday did not disappoint
 VeeKay: I didn't do it
 Slickbrew: *yells* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT HUH?
 Mr. Shine: This is fine.
Image 247791   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 247790 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

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Score:
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 Uncle Phil: Sis is back at it.
 Bluetocracy: snek previews
 whaleshark: neak reviews
 WTF: Not very sneaky putting them at the beginning of every mass-produced rental tape.
Image 247789   05-16-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
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 Sadbot: @tib gubb do you not do it with a bag over your head? I hear uh...from a friend it helps a lot
 tib gubb: thanks, my self-image was almost dipping into the positive
 antipatterns: Rubber nipples are canon
 zoe: that's no batarang
Image 247788   05-16-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
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 Teechur: How Wishbone got his start.
 barfolomew: Someone's living their best life.
 Robespierre: All the classics
 Mr. Shine: That's one well-read doggo!
Image 247787   05-16-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
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 Brain: @Teechur As in, Y vd., Eugene? Whys your face turning green? Dont you like pinto beans?
 Teechur: @Robespierre Not to mention history and culture (quite dated in my 1969 copy) and the abbreviation "Vd." for "Usted"
 Micro Jackson: Way to blow everything out of proportion!
 Robespierre: @Teechur If I recall correctly, those Amsco grammar texts have lessons on proper punctuation, proper capitalization, and EVERYthing!
 Teechur: @barfolomew vvv
 Teechur: @barfolomew Thank you! I do have a SmartBoard and a cart with 30 Chromebooks in it. The grammar lessons found in those old Amsco texts, however, are second to none!
 barfolomew: @Teechur I have enormous respect for you--many of the most important people in my life have been teachers. But you may want to get the administration to update your classroom.
 fanny: @Teechur lol i feel your pain!!
 Teechur: @barfolomew Not quite THAT long! Just since the end of George H.W. Bush's tenure. Still using books from Nixon's admin.
 sparename: Great for projecting images onto bedroom walls to make big murals for the kids! Got one at a school equipment sell-off once, never got round to painting murals on the kids walls, though..
 barfolomew: @Teechur geez, where do you teach, the Reagan administration?
 Teechur: I have one of these in my klasshole (that's my new name for my klassroom. Seems more appropriate as the end of the year approaches.)
 Robespierre: Overhead projectors = Fun With Fresnels
 WTF: On a side note, one of my teachers in middle school got so mad at the students one day he slammed his hand down so hard on the top of one of these he smashed the glass into pieces.
 barfolomew: I remember when they had translucent LCD things you can put on there to turn them into crude digital projectors.
 barfolomew: @WTF you, uh, may not be thrilled with what I have in "pending."
 WTF: Now post a pic of a reel to reel projector to make me feel even older.
Image 247786   05-16-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
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