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273309  Littlecraftywolf: in the criminal justice system lawn care based offenses are considered especially heinous the dedicated landscapers who investigate these felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special mowing unit. these are their stories. *dun-dun*

273306  Christina: Why is the doll naked?

273319  Littlecraftywolf: @Air Biscuit this is why you always have it hooked up to the wall at all times

273324  Littlecraftywolf: plot twist: horse is maid of honor

273332  ignatz: Always the same, until you actually want one to get into a box..

273333  ignatz: ..he has a little devil on his shoulder, telling him to give me a shot.

273325  Sadbot: Cardies have the best tails, straight up mood indicator

273319  Air Biscuit: But if you charge it too soon does that diminish overall battery life!?!

273301  ignatz: Give 'er a Snickers

273321  Teechur: @Amy Housewine The anti-Elf-on-a-Shelf...

273308  ignatz: Do it 'your way'

273309  ignatz: Redundant ampersand

273324  Peter Pantsless: Is your wife a horse?

273311  ignatz: I'm looking for a book about... "Interrupting librarians?"... My god, how did you know?

273312  VoR: That ain't his kink

273321  Amy Housewine: The most feared pirate on the Spanish Maintelpiece.

273296  charlemagne: @ignatz they're air traffic controllers with a no locks on the tower door

273309  frankie: My preferred form of domestic abuse.

273304  charlemagne: now we shall perform the forbidden tango

273307  charlemagne: fairly certain snoop is just mr benn doing an inception skit

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2



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 FunkyDrunk: John Byrne draws the feet of hazmat suits the same way as the feet of this onesie
 a robot: @LKoroton Unless you are a snake
 LKoroton: Never eat something larger than your head
Image 247776   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
456
 
 athiest: Living high on the hog!
 itskando: Love is Love. Angry fish face
 BavidDowie: pigglow
Image 247775   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
260
 
 trelyate: honestly one of Trump's better picks
 Robespierre: Duluth just ain't that far from Thunder Bay, @Peter Pantsless
 Peter Pantsless: That's actually a pretty kickass nickname for a US goalie
 skillet: Pretty small for a member of the cabinet.
Image 247774   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
538
 
 the snark: Boop boop de boop
 drhilljack: I wear bow ties now. Bow ties are cool.
 lizzz: My name is Corg. James Corg.
Image 247773   05-16-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
758
 
 White Rice: Wait...WAIT. I think I recognize a few of the people in here from my high school yearbooks. What year is this book from, and which SR is it? I'm overly excited by this goofy potential coincidence.
 wolfpupy: Career choices picked out in high school? Did better than I ever did, trickling through life following the path of least resistance.
 GoGo Robotto: @cran vodka I bet she laughed about this photo, though.
 cran vodka: Damn girl, High School is the time to laugh and smile, before life smacks your ass down a few times. I'd hate to see your face after 40 years of abject misery, but hey, it's your choice.
 jayjay: #art
 foreversmug: I like this kid's style.
 nuke em: So edgy I cut myself
Image 247772   05-16-18   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
269
 
 habbekratz: @a robot timely
 a robot: It is Wednesday, my dudes
 Christina: Not your day.
Image 247771   05-16-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
289
 
 Gallifrasian: A pervert like me might have said 'enhanced', but hey, that's just me. A big old pervert.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Mom can have the "vagina" piece.
 Robespierre: Classy
 Demon Universe: 18th birthday party. Dont ask.
 CaptainCatbreath: I'm sure that was just the confidence booster her daughter craved.
 Joseph: You ruined my appetite.
Image 247770   05-16-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
165
 
 Christina: Needs a point after T.
 Spazstatic: Needs more exclamation marks.
Image 247769   05-16-18   Uploaded by    HermwoodLitmajor
Score:
869
 
 theaquaman: I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and rub him and caress him and (ad nauseum)
 Teechur: Tiniest ear sniff
Image 247768   05-16-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
662
 
 PenguinBartender: Zoom. Enhance.
 IM AN ASSHOLE: boop - Boop - BOOP
Image 247767   05-16-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
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