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268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Felicity
5. Shay
6. Dr Awkward
7. Not A Bot
8. wolfpk
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10. ignatz



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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?



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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
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10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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 Hungy Dingus: @glenalec As a Canadian, I feel similarly halfway between US UK culture
 glenalec: @jochenau - Also British and US humor are distinctly different. As an Australian, I was acculturated to both more-or-less equally but I believe the Brits and USians themselves have more difficulty with the differences.
 jochenau: @Felicity @sporky @glenalec I quite liked the first book! But yes, things sort of degenerated over the course of the series.
 Not A Bot: Aww yissss
 Telkwa: It only dispenses bitcoins.
 Bitcoin Burglar: @sporky Don t allow your memory of Douglas Adams to be tarnished by the people who tried to write like him who came after him. Or by his later books. He had a good sense of storytelling and for its time, his work was clever and new. It s just that 40 years have passed and it s become a victim of the Seinfeld effect.
 glenalec: @sporky - Well that escalated quickly! (Can't say I wholely disagree, but he had his moments! But the 4th and 5th HG books were progressively worse that I never bothered with the 6th)
 Sadbot: @sporky I'm onboard with this "HGttG was the Rick and Morty of the 80s" take
 Warrax: The economy is in the shitter.
 sporky: @glenalec Douglas Adams was a terrible author who thought himself quite witty and hilarious, but can only be appreciated by simps and 90-IQ "nerds"
 glenalec: Douglas Adams described a planet which was so concerned with loss of organic matter that any discrepancy between what a tourist consumed and what they excreted would be surgically removed on departure - "So whenever one visits the lavatory, be sure to get a receipt!"
 Dr Awkward: Automated Toilet Machine
 Sadbot: Decommodify the commode, seize the means of pooping
 Mr. Whiskers: *Flicks cigar* They should give this to my wife since she loves flushin' money down the John! *Rim shot*
 BavidDowie: Withdrawal or Deposit?
 sparename: "I'm off to the toilet for a quick bank"
Image 247673   05-15-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
273
 
 Minnesotan: I think they're still as funny as tide is delicious
 DrNinjaman: Holy shit am I sick of Tide jokes.
Image 247672   05-15-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
321
 
 confession: this is a good one
 wolfpk: Amateur squirrel porn
 Demon Universe: Those two squirrels are killing each other!
 Warrax: She's just helping her friend with a hurt leg.
 Yam: Im gonna make love to you womaaaan, gonna lay you down by the fiiiireeeee
 Sadbot: Hell yeah, more squirrels
 fanny: privacy! (also nut joke)
Image 247671   05-15-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
524
 
 Mad Collager: Okay, but where do I file Victoria's Secret?
 glenalec: @fanny - Re-used comments are appropriate for re-used image-jokes
 fanny: once even by me :-/ #137766
 fanny: and a quick pop secret search lead me to learn that joke has been made several times before
 fanny: plot twist: they are both filled with Pop Secret
 Sadbot: Bottom Secret!: the sequel to Top Secret! we never got
Image 247670   05-15-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
626
 
 DrNinjaman: His mother asked, "where is Pierre?"/ and the lion answered, "I don't care."
 Side Boob: Do you know what I did to the last person that tried to boop me?!
 Nymphomania: You have something stuck in your teeth Mr. Lion.
Image 247669   05-15-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
265
 
 DOW: Disgustful.
 sparename: Awaiting the "vinegar strokes"
 Butcherboy: All damn day
Image 247668   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
594
 
 Not A Bot: The first 8 are terrible to behold for all of flesh and bone; possessed of a cursed geometry, a dreaded wrongness; to mad eyes, an inexorably building horror that shrivels the mind like a raisin before the sun. But listen, the 9th is actually quite pleasant though.
 Robespierre: Oh, I C
 VoR: Batthorn
 Shay: Now I'll see this whenever I drop off batteries down the Staples battery can.
 tina: It's going to say CR2032 when it hits the bottom.
Image 247667   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
385
 
 Christina: That's why the car may eventually v push off the TV.
 Fiveninety: when i was a kid, we had a late-70's Zenith console TV and the back cover was never on it because it needed constant tinkering to remain watchable.. the cat liked to sleep in it.. that's right, in the TV.. never once got shocked.. almost like she knew her way around the thing
 Telkwa: Hang in There 30 yr old Kitteh!
 Robespierre: #247275
 glenalec: @Air Biscuit - It's because they are RAD
 Air Biscuit: Cats like radiation.
 DrNinjaman: YOLOCAT!
 Mr. Butt: @fanny @Yurishiro "Please watch this short ad to continue petting your holocat"
 hot hot dog: @fanny holocat
 fanny: 2027: hologram cat
Image 247666   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
313
 
 Urn BooUrn: Now that's good picture quality.
 Shay: Eagle-ly Blonde
 Annoying Vegan : 2030
Image 247665   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
574
 
 glenalec: Bestiality is best iality. (Sorry!)
 Mr. Shine: @Urn BooUrn now I'm just heading *orca orca orca* sound FX, like a squeaky bedframe
 Urn BooUrn: Makin an orca.
 wolfpk: Get a room
 DrNinjaman: Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder did it better
 VeeKay: The love that dared not speak it's name...
Image 247664   05-15-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
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