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254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

253996  raditzu: Zatoichi's samurai dog.

254006  raditzu: abbreviation from POp coRN

254008  raditzu: a dick place to live, trust me

254023  raditzu: check mate!

254010  well duh: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer.

253953  raditzu: Their stepmom was a real bitch...

253321  Mr Bleak: Family pets tend to look the same: #253332

254030  a robot: @OldKentuckyShark Cuppa (G.I.) Joe

254039  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. Side Boob
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5. Mr. Shine
6. Not A Bot
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9. FireBreathingMarmot
10. WTF



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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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WetWilly uploaded 253522 (856 points)
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Science uploaded 253621 (846 points)
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Score:
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 Not A Bot: The first 8 are terrible to behold for all of flesh and bone; possessed of a cursed geometry, a dreaded wrongness; to mad eyes, an inexorably building horror that shrivels the mind like a raisin before the sun. But listen, the 9th is actually quite pleasant though.
 Robespierre: Oh, I C
 VoR: Batthorn
 Shay: Now I'll see this whenever I drop off batteries down the Staples battery can.
 tina: It's going to say CR2032 when it hits the bottom.
Image 247667   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
385
 
 Christina: That's why the car may eventually v push off the TV.
 Fiveninety: when i was a kid, we had a late-70's Zenith console TV and the back cover was never on it because it needed constant tinkering to remain watchable.. the cat liked to sleep in it.. that's right, in the TV.. never once got shocked.. almost like she knew her way around the thing
 Telkwa: Hang in There 30 yr old Kitteh!
 Robespierre: #247275
 glenalec: @Air Biscuit - It's because they are RAD
 Air Biscuit: Cats like radiation.
 DrNinjaman: YOLOCAT!
 Mr. Butt: @fanny @Yurishiro "Please watch this short ad to continue petting your holocat"
 hot hot dog: @fanny holocat
 fanny: 2027: hologram cat
Image 247666   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
313
 
 Urn BooUrn: Now that's good picture quality.
 Shay: Eagle-ly Blonde
 Annoying Vegan : 2030
Image 247665   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
574
 
 glenalec: Bestiality is best iality. (Sorry!)
 Mr. Shine: @Urn BooUrn now I'm just heading *orca orca orca* sound FX, like a squeaky bedframe
 Urn BooUrn: Makin an orca.
 wolfpk: Get a room
 DrNinjaman: Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder did it better
 VeeKay: The love that dared not speak it's name...
Image 247664   05-15-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
643
 
 Mr Bleak: You like eating pods? Try this one ... the Tide will turn.
 Scoo: Be sure to check out the HR Giger museum if you're ever in Gruyeres. Fun place and a cool bar next door.
 Shay: H.R. Giger here to remind you: Don't put all your eggs in to one basket.
 Science: "I made an acoustic sex fetus - do a Google search for it."
 Sadbot: Facehuggers are stored in the balls
 Amy Housewine: The nutte sac.
 earl: Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.
 DrNinjaman: "One" "Oh good, my Giger-counter is working."
 VoR: This is my egg. There are many like this, but this one is mine.
 Robespierre: Ain't no party like a pod party ... oh, never mind
Image 247663   05-15-18   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Image 247662 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Frank herbert. We'll pray for you, Frank herbert.
Score:
674
 
 Robespierre: Trapped in a world that he never made
Image 247661   05-15-18   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
805
 
 Robespierre: @DrNinjaman Well, yes; a roll of the dice is always nice
 Fiveninety: @Entertainmentalist seriously.. and does the seller do gift wrapping?
 jochenau: Leave the doors open. Entropy dictates that over time, the concentration of crickets indoors should reach equilibrium with the concentration of crickets outdoors.
 Entertainmentalist: Okay, I'm now trying to think of people it'd be hilarious to have a box of 1000 live crickets shipped to.
 Brain: @Joseph lol I read "open the caged dude"
 Joseph: You have enough tarantulas to buy 1000 crickets,so just open the cage dude.
 DrNinjaman: Three words: Free Range Tarantula
 younglink: 1. Cricket is an awful game. 2. Tell them it's their turn to clean the toilet they will disappear immediately.
 Robespierre: Two words: Shop Vac
 dangerkeith3000: I wish I could have seen the look on his face!
 sparenamelaptopdied: You need Calcium and Vitamin D, oh, hang on - that's for getting rid of Rickets
Image 247660   05-15-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
Image 247659 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pingu IRL. You have brought shame on us, Pingu IRL.
Score:
34
 
 addend: (Smells what you're cooking.)
 waxymom: The diesel rock
 Dr Awkward: Little Rock, AR?
Image 247658   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
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