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272360  Bob: So majestic, so floofy

272366  Bob: Definitely the elephant is pleased with itself.

272359  Not A Bot: The best camera is the one you have with you.

272367  tib gubb: hold on - i got this

272366  Off Topic: Gesundheit

201031  Dr Awkward: @Niels Bohr @TaintJuice @Niels Bohr @fanny I don't get why my old comments are all under different use names? I think that's why I lost my purple status. Weird

272350  Dr Awkward: For obvious reasons, I'm more partial to this rendition of this meme #168171

272366  Spazstatic: I imagine the elephant laughing maniacally while doing this.

272349  In The Pocket: Ah, the illustrious NOPE road

272351  Dr Awkward: "Oh yeah, you and what army?.. oh God! A cat army?!"

272355  Dr Awkward: Fort Floof.

272368  Korrok: Korrok approves.

272362  dangerkeith3000: What's your point? People are fake.

272361  Scoo: Is your girlfriend being honored by the Friar's Club?

272365  dangerkeith3000: Oldie but goodie.

272360  mammal883: The one on the left seems sweet. That one on the right, though, there's trouble there, mark my words.

272351  trelyate: Dethklok Home for Wayward Kitties

272361  charlemagne: the van is full of step ladders

272352  Spazstatic: @Amy Housewine Nancy works in mysterious ways.

272372  james: "Subaru, reluctant sponsor of the WNBA" - Demetri Martin

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272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

271958 Science: @ChubbyBuddy: The public supported WW2 with no issue. It's actually seeing war in real time, not scrubbed by censors that did the draft in.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager thatd be great! Ive only made a handful of pies and the crust has always been a struggle :)

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.



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 dangerkeith3000: It's time for your rectal exam, sonny.
 KyleisBobDole: That's a deserved response from your diabetic grandmother for bringing her a box of chocolate.
 Christina: She's tired of your sh*t.
 Yam: Ya well fuck you too, gran
Image 247647   05-15-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
484
 
 DrNinjaman: My wife loves it when I run the dishwasher.
 Wumph Morms: Ahhh I get it
 itskando: I like this
 dangerkeith3000: DJ Khaled refuses to make brownies.
 Micro Jackson: I beat it!
 boxboxbox: So that s what the eggbeater scene meant in Bachelor Party (1984)
 hajjpodge: My girlfriend likes when I bake brownies too.
Image 247646   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Ironass
Score:
351
 
 DrNinjaman: @itskando It's cool, I quote other people's stuff all the time. That is a great line.
 itskando: @DrNinjaman : j
 DrNinjaman: @itskando Comment credit: Randall Munroe
 itskando: I'm going to cut a pizza into a spiral! Crimes!!
 dangerkeith3000: For Santa, the year starts on December 26th. Everyone knows that!
 Micro Jackson: Unfortunately, it took 7 days to think up this post
Image 247645   05-15-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
472
 
 Robespierre: Warranty terms violated
 CaptainCatbreath: Nylon Belted Radials
 dangerkeith3000: That is a unique solution, I tell ya what.
 Micro Jackson: He's just going through a bad patch
 hajjpodge: If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Image 247644   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
317
 
 itskando: ** flow
 itskando: She let his hatred for through her
 Callahan: @dangerkeith3000 I will probably never do it but I find your suggestion helpful, thanks.
 dangerkeith3000: Remember to squeeze at the sides of the neck to hamper blood flow, yet allow free passage of air thru the larynx.
 barfolomew: David Carradine: apparently a millennial.
 Micro Jackson: Yeah that is so 2016
 hajjpodge: I only engage in mutual choking.
Image 247643   05-15-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
338
 
 Joseph: This is my fetish
 SurfNTurf: @WTF Laughing my ass off.
 WTF: Ballooninati confirmed
 Air Biscuit: Joseph and the amazing technicolor dream illuminate.
Image 247642   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
831
 
 Robespierre: Never something something bigger than your something
 Christina: Kitteh is trying a bite larger than what she can munch.
 charlemagne: first you try to fight it, then you try to mate with it, then you try to eat it
 Knice: Mitsy was sick of being bullied by cucumbers, and had started training to fight back.
Image 247641   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
179
 
 Robespierre: Words to live by
 Shay: Must be an echo in here.
 Shay: Must be an echo in here.
Image 247640   05-15-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
111
 
 jochenau: A man, a plan, a canal: Panama
 DrNinjaman: Lap Nap Pan Pal Lan Nal Plan Lamp
 Not A Bot: I don't remember Peppa at all. How old does that make me?
 EH: p=np
 dangerkeith3000: P(A+N)+L(A+N)
 sumo: I m glad we didn t have to do this when I was in high school. I can just about handle BEDMAS
 Teechur: @Winterneuro Is that a song by Van Halen?
 wolfpk: The solution in plan
 barfolomew: @PenguinBartender I also learned FOIL.
 PenguinBartender: FOILed again!
 Winterneuro: Papnlaln?
Image 247639   05-15-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
685
 
 Christina: Showing your tongue is rude!
 Otterman: (Quacking noise)
 a sedated moose: (P+L)(A+N)
Image 247638   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
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