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253265  Prostata: with that much floof sleeping is snow problem!

253280  tib gubb: heh... "nards"

253286  dangerkeith3000: Why include shorts?

253281  tib gubb: silicon valley, natch

253288  dangerkeith3000: Who took this photo?

253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253240 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.



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 dangerkeith3000: It's time for your rectal exam, sonny.
 KyleisBobDole: That's a deserved response from your diabetic grandmother for bringing her a box of chocolate.
 Christina: She's tired of your sh*t.
 Yam: Ya well fuck you too, gran
Image 247647   05-15-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
484
 
 DrNinjaman: My wife loves it when I run the dishwasher.
 Wumph Morms: Ahhh I get it
 itskando: I like this
 dangerkeith3000: DJ Khaled refuses to make brownies.
 Micro Jackson: I beat it!
 boxboxbox: So that s what the eggbeater scene meant in Bachelor Party (1984)
 hajjpodge: My girlfriend likes when I bake brownies too.
Image 247646   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Ironass
Score:
351
 
 DrNinjaman: @itskando It's cool, I quote other people's stuff all the time. That is a great line.
 itskando: @DrNinjaman : j
 DrNinjaman: @itskando Comment credit: Randall Munroe
 itskando: I'm going to cut a pizza into a spiral! Crimes!!
 dangerkeith3000: For Santa, the year starts on December 26th. Everyone knows that!
 Micro Jackson: Unfortunately, it took 7 days to think up this post
Image 247645   05-15-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
472
 
 Robespierre: Warranty terms violated
 CaptainCatbreath: Nylon Belted Radials
 dangerkeith3000: That is a unique solution, I tell ya what.
 Micro Jackson: He's just going through a bad patch
 hajjpodge: If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Image 247644   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
317
 
 itskando: ** flow
 itskando: She let his hatred for through her
 Callahan: @dangerkeith3000 I will probably never do it but I find your suggestion helpful, thanks.
 dangerkeith3000: Remember to squeeze at the sides of the neck to hamper blood flow, yet allow free passage of air thru the larynx.
 barfolomew: David Carradine: apparently a millennial.
 Micro Jackson: Yeah that is so 2016
 hajjpodge: I only engage in mutual choking.
Image 247643   05-15-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
338
 
 Joseph: This is my fetish
 SurfNTurf: @WTF Laughing my ass off.
 WTF: Ballooninati confirmed
 Air Biscuit: Joseph and the amazing technicolor dream illuminate.
Image 247642   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
831
 
 Robespierre: Never something something bigger than your something
 Christina: Kitteh is trying a bite larger than what she can munch.
 charlemagne: first you try to fight it, then you try to mate with it, then you try to eat it
 Knice: Mitsy was sick of being bullied by cucumbers, and had started training to fight back.
Image 247641   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
179
 
 Robespierre: Words to live by
 Shay: Must be an echo in here.
 Shay: Must be an echo in here.
Image 247640   05-15-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
111
 
 jochenau: A man, a plan, a canal: Panama
 DrNinjaman: Lap Nap Pan Pal Lan Nal Plan Lamp
 Not A Bot: I don't remember Peppa at all. How old does that make me?
 EH: p=np
 dangerkeith3000: P(A+N)+L(A+N)
 sumo: I m glad we didn t have to do this when I was in high school. I can just about handle BEDMAS
 Teechur: @Winterneuro Is that a song by Van Halen?
 wolfpk: The solution in plan
 barfolomew: @PenguinBartender I also learned FOIL.
 PenguinBartender: FOILed again!
 Winterneuro: Papnlaln?
Image 247639   05-15-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
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 Christina: Showing your tongue is rude!
 Otterman: (Quacking noise)
 a sedated moose: (P+L)(A+N)
Image 247638   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
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