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262816  Felicity: @tib gubb Thanks!

263101  WTF: ...and 'Whacking Day' was born.

263103  WTF: With current changes by DeVos, education has been removed from schools in an effort to cut costs.

263081  sparename: "It's boiling in here"

263036  Theimposter: First of all, that dog looks metal af with a mane.

262916  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun OK, you Baron T. Feather?

263102  jochenau: De nada!

263107  ignatz: Still no miracle cure for Eminem's finger affliction

263109  ignatz: What's Thai for Blyat!

262929  Mr Bleak: Where is "Stranger Things"?

262934  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay And invading aliens. Or zombies. Hollywood doesn't mind which.

263102  ignatz: Say Thanks this autumn with a Cat

263085  Not A Bot: What the hell? We need Explain-o-matic in here

263098  Darmstadtium: They are eating Santa!

262874  Passive: Touretts Guy, third grade

262878  Passive: send that woman home for distracting the men

262891  Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262896  Passive: Tide pods created the tide pods panic to sell more tide pods. No, really, look it up.

262965  Passive: Pardon me, sir. Are you planning on dying anytime soon?

262979  Passive: Your elected politicians

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263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose



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Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: It's time for your rectal exam, sonny.
 KyleisBobDole: That's a deserved response from your diabetic grandmother for bringing her a box of chocolate.
 Christina: She's tired of your sh*t.
 Yam: Ya well fuck you too, gran
Image 247647   05-15-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
484
 
 DrNinjaman: My wife loves it when I run the dishwasher.
 Wumph Morms: Ahhh I get it
 itskando: I like this
 dangerkeith3000: DJ Khaled refuses to make brownies.
 Micro Jackson: I beat it!
 boxboxbox: So that s what the eggbeater scene meant in Bachelor Party (1984)
 hajjpodge: My girlfriend likes when I bake brownies too.
Image 247646   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Ironass
Score:
351
 
 DrNinjaman: @itskando It's cool, I quote other people's stuff all the time. That is a great line.
 itskando: @DrNinjaman : j
 DrNinjaman: @itskando Comment credit: Randall Munroe
 itskando: I'm going to cut a pizza into a spiral! Crimes!!
 dangerkeith3000: For Santa, the year starts on December 26th. Everyone knows that!
 Micro Jackson: Unfortunately, it took 7 days to think up this post
Image 247645   05-15-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
472
 
 Robespierre: Warranty terms violated
 CaptainCatbreath: Nylon Belted Radials
 dangerkeith3000: That is a unique solution, I tell ya what.
 Micro Jackson: He's just going through a bad patch
 hajjpodge: If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Image 247644   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
317
 
 itskando: ** flow
 itskando: She let his hatred for through her
 Callahan: @dangerkeith3000 I will probably never do it but I find your suggestion helpful, thanks.
 dangerkeith3000: Remember to squeeze at the sides of the neck to hamper blood flow, yet allow free passage of air thru the larynx.
 barfolomew: David Carradine: apparently a millennial.
 Micro Jackson: Yeah that is so 2016
 hajjpodge: I only engage in mutual choking.
Image 247643   05-15-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
338
 
 Joseph: This is my fetish
 SurfNTurf: @WTF Laughing my ass off.
 WTF: Ballooninati confirmed
 Air Biscuit: Joseph and the amazing technicolor dream illuminate.
Image 247642   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
831
 
 Robespierre: Never something something bigger than your something
 Christina: Kitteh is trying a bite larger than what she can munch.
 charlemagne: first you try to fight it, then you try to mate with it, then you try to eat it
 Knice: Mitsy was sick of being bullied by cucumbers, and had started training to fight back.
Image 247641   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
179
 
 Robespierre: Words to live by
 Shay: Must be an echo in here.
 Shay: Must be an echo in here.
Image 247640   05-15-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
111
 
 jochenau: A man, a plan, a canal: Panama
 DrNinjaman: Lap Nap Pan Pal Lan Nal Plan Lamp
 Not A Bot: I don't remember Peppa at all. How old does that make me?
 EH: p=np
 dangerkeith3000: P(A+N)+L(A+N)
 sumo: I m glad we didn t have to do this when I was in high school. I can just about handle BEDMAS
 Teechur: @Winterneuro Is that a song by Van Halen?
 wolfpk: The solution in plan
 barfolomew: @PenguinBartender I also learned FOIL.
 PenguinBartender: FOILed again!
 Winterneuro: Papnlaln?
Image 247639   05-15-18   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
685
 
 Christina: Showing your tongue is rude!
 Otterman: (Quacking noise)
 a sedated moose: (P+L)(A+N)
Image 247638   05-15-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
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