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254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

253996  raditzu: Zatoichi's samurai dog.

254006  raditzu: abbreviation from POp coRN

254008  raditzu: a dick place to live, trust me

254023  raditzu: check mate!

254010  well duh: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer.

253953  raditzu: Their stepmom was a real bitch...

253321  Mr Bleak: Family pets tend to look the same: #253332

254030  a robot: @OldKentuckyShark Cuppa (G.I.) Joe

254039  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. Side Boob
4. Shay
5. Mr. Shine
6. Not A Bot
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8. DrNinjaman
9. FireBreathingMarmot
10. WTF



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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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The Bees uploaded 253584 (869 points)
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WetWilly uploaded 253522 (856 points)
eevee uploaded 253721 (848 points)
Science uploaded 253621 (846 points)
Scoo uploaded 253831 (838 points)
Vladimir Puta uploaded 253567 (831 points)
Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
hoobleton uploaded 253899 (816 points)
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 6. Warrax: 2381 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2374 points
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10. Jonananathan: 1897 points
11. Micro Jackson: 1809 points
12. mrmrmr: 1787 points
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Score:
613
 
 BabyVaccine: "I'm going to have to stop you right there son. This pizza is no good for you."
 Dr Awkward: These are not the Noids you are looking for
 wolfpk: Yo buddy, serve me up some!
Image 247617   05-15-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
1038
 
 Micro Jackson: Fart fort
 Zaxxoff: ASSSSCAT
 hajjpodge: It appears you're playing Eve. Is Kitty a catital pilot?
 Yam: Fart
 VeeKay: Butt warmer
 bag o bones: "Mhwuahahahaha-"*gets sat on*
 KnowLifer: a nice cat
Image 247616   05-15-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
472
 
 Joseph: Or the hearse keeps driving slowly but to a graveyard on the other side of the country, just to see who doesn't give up.
 Joseph: When I die I want a funeral procession where the hearse goes as fast as possible and loses everyone but my kid who will be in the passenger seat. Bye bye.
 Air Biscuit: The cremation heat recycler system keeps the batteries charged.
 bug: This is the least metal thing I've seen all day.
 a sedated moose: Priurse.
 barfolomew: @Mad Collager funk to funky
 Back Door Dan: MY dead ones don't consume the ozone layer thank you.
 PenguinBartender: One last humiliation before you are entombed.
 Mad Collager: Ashes to ashes, priussss to priussss.
 Mr. Shine: It runs on decomposition gases.
 sparename: Creeping Death Carriage
Image 247615   05-15-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
452
 
 Science: @Side Boob: Gonna guess mange. It's ok - with treatment, he'll be a cute pupper shortly.
 VeeKay: Been in the wars lil pupper x
 Social Vegan: low def pup
 Robespierre: "How am I supposed to dog with this thing on?"
 Side Boob: What's wrong with this pup? :ohdear:
 Mominous: I wish we had a "This is SAD" button
Image 247614   05-15-18   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
466
 
 tib gubb: delicious
 Warrax: Excuse me? I ordered the screaming soda. It's fine, I should have been more clear.
 Yam: Golden circle? More like brass balls amirite?
 WTF: 'Flavoured' means there is an actual creaming soda.
 Knice: Yeah, Doc, its happening again.
Image 247613   05-15-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
455
 
 eradicator: That s a given. How are we for toner?
 Air Biscuit: @Bluetocracy no but I found this cool section they have yesterday where they tell you things are gonna be free and you keep clicking on them but it says you didn't win every time.
 Bluetocracy: Same. I looked for it on Amazon, but couldn't find any.
 Mad Collager: So, Lew likes to be run on things?
Image 247612   05-15-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
595
 
 Bluetocracy: Networking Manager
 VeeKay: IT dept motivation
 Mad Collager: Sir, you shall now receive an upbraiding!
 wolfpk: I.T. BDSMS
 barfolomew: Well, that explains the lack of will to live.
 WTF: How the purple ranked spend their evenings.
 sparename: Cat(-5) O' Nine Tails
Image 247611   05-15-18   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
515
 
 Air Biscuit: Don't keep Cosmo and wanda in the bathroom.
 Not A Bot: I like weed a whole lot but I think I'd pass if he offered that to me.
 sparename: Poo-Go Stick
Image 247610   05-15-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
345
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Side Boob I'm deep inside coke country but every single person I know calls it Soda. Of course the map is 15 years old.
 itskando: @Side Boob Arrested Development reference ("I have pop-pop in the attic.")
 Mad Collager: I'd buy one maybe, if I actually had a half-cent coin.
 GoGo Robotto: @Side Boob Haha, cool map! Useless and beautiful.
 Side Boob: @itskando Try again dula.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/…
 itskando: If you're still calling it pop, your not ready for it.
Image 247609   05-15-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
513
 
 trelyate: now we have a crime lord IN the white house!
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward I agree. The word should be used sparingly. Only once in a whilst.
 Robespierre: @Mad Collager Pab's bin ded for a while now.
 Mad Collager: I dunno, if this is recent, it seems having himself photographed in front of the house of a known criminal is hardly a risk.
 Dr Awkward: I hate the use of the word "whilst" in place of "while" in a effort to sound smart
 Spazstatic: Step one to reaching your aspirations of not giving a fuck is to stop having aspirations.
 Spazstatic: So you give a fuck about not giving a fuck? You're going to have a bad time reaching your aspirations.
 WTF: "Bad dude"
 itskando: Goddammit ICE
Image 247608   05-15-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
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