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267930  BavidDowie: Where did you say this was cellared?

267938  BavidDowie: Brace of Coneys

267941  BavidDowie: I'm ashamed to see this blatant erotic display on the Spaceship

267892  VeeKay: Classic Bethesda

267894  VeeKay: May the ghost of Jeff Bezos haunt your Christmas.

267950  Not A Bot: netflix is for people who dont have a computer. *google*watch (insert show/movie here) online*enter*

267924  tib gubb: classy as heck

267961  BavidDowie: This deer is giving the Divine blessing of the God-Man

267938  tib gubb: delicious

267946  tib gubb: well i'm not going to criticize you for being half-assed about it

267974  BavidDowie: I assume it says, "Spanish Spanish Spanish Spanish ..."

267952  Christina: *fuchsia.

267958  Gomi Day: @a robot yeah. i mean, this is obviously satire. but i've conversed with enough of these dippy wingnuts that i could absolutely see them nodding at this image and thinking what a great idea it is.

267963  FormerLurker: Its always unfortunate when a pet attacks a porcupine.

267963  Christina: Must be some Guinness record.

267966  FormerLurker: Its even uglier than the car Homer designed!

267968  Christina: Carcinogen.

267972  tib gubb: yeah, you and the horseless carriage you rode in on

267974  Annoying Vegan : Your bathtub parasites are well organized.

267970  Christina: Looks like in this language every word ends either in 'ski' or in 'ie'.

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267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267859 Mr. Butt: @fanny Instructions unclear. Ewok stuck in ass.

267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?

267930 BavidDowie: Where did you say this was cellared?

267782 E. HONDA: I demand variety but also six sigma level consistency so let's get carry out from 12 chain restaurants

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

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11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. Mustyrats: 1524 points
14. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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 BabyVaccine: "I'm going to have to stop you right there son. This pizza is no good for you."
 Dr Awkward: These are not the Noids you are looking for
 wolfpk: Yo buddy, serve me up some!
Image 247617   05-15-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
 Micro Jackson: Fart fort
 Zaxxoff: ASSSSCAT
 hajjpodge: It appears you're playing Eve. Is Kitty a catital pilot?
 Yam: Fart
 VeeKay: Butt warmer
 bag o bones: "Mhwuahahahaha-"*gets sat on*
 KnowLifer: a nice cat
Image 247616   05-15-18   Uploaded by    DOW
 Joseph: Or the hearse keeps driving slowly but to a graveyard on the other side of the country, just to see who doesn't give up.
 Joseph: When I die I want a funeral procession where the hearse goes as fast as possible and loses everyone but my kid who will be in the passenger seat. Bye bye.
 Air Biscuit: The cremation heat recycler system keeps the batteries charged.
 bug: This is the least metal thing I've seen all day.
 a sedated moose: Priurse.
 barfolomew: @Mad Collager funk to funky
 Back Door Dan: MY dead ones don't consume the ozone layer thank you.
 PenguinBartender: One last humiliation before you are entombed.
 Mad Collager: Ashes to ashes, priussss to priussss.
 Mr. Shine: It runs on decomposition gases.
 sparename: Creeping Death Carriage
Image 247615   05-15-18   Uploaded by    skylark
 Science: @Side Boob: Gonna guess mange. It's ok - with treatment, he'll be a cute pupper shortly.
 VeeKay: Been in the wars lil pupper x
 Social Vegan: low def pup
 Robespierre: "How am I supposed to dog with this thing on?"
 Side Boob: What's wrong with this pup? :ohdear:
 Mominous: I wish we had a "This is SAD" button
Image 247614   05-15-18   Uploaded by    earl
 tib gubb: delicious
 Warrax: Excuse me? I ordered the screaming soda. It's fine, I should have been more clear.
 Yam: Golden circle? More like brass balls amirite?
 WTF: 'Flavoured' means there is an actual creaming soda.
 Knice: Yeah, Doc, its happening again.
Image 247613   05-15-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
 eradicator: That s a given. How are we for toner?
 Air Biscuit: @Bluetocracy no but I found this cool section they have yesterday where they tell you things are gonna be free and you keep clicking on them but it says you didn't win every time.
 Bluetocracy: Same. I looked for it on Amazon, but couldn't find any.
 Mad Collager: So, Lew likes to be run on things?
Image 247612   05-15-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
 Bluetocracy: Networking Manager
 VeeKay: IT dept motivation
 Mad Collager: Sir, you shall now receive an upbraiding!
 wolfpk: I.T. BDSMS
 barfolomew: Well, that explains the lack of will to live.
 WTF: How the purple ranked spend their evenings.
 sparename: Cat(-5) O' Nine Tails
Image 247611   05-15-18   Uploaded by    fisto
 Air Biscuit: Don't keep Cosmo and wanda in the bathroom.
 Not A Bot: I like weed a whole lot but I think I'd pass if he offered that to me.
 sparename: Poo-Go Stick
Image 247610   05-15-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
 dangerkeith3000: @Side Boob I'm deep inside coke country but every single person I know calls it Soda. Of course the map is 15 years old.
 itskando: @Side Boob Arrested Development reference ("I have pop-pop in the attic.")
 Mad Collager: I'd buy one maybe, if I actually had a half-cent coin.
 GoGo Robotto: @Side Boob Haha, cool map! Useless and beautiful.
 Side Boob: @itskando Try again…
 itskando: If you're still calling it pop, your not ready for it.
Image 247609   05-15-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
 trelyate: now we have a crime lord IN the white house!
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward I agree. The word should be used sparingly. Only once in a whilst.
 Robespierre: @Mad Collager Pab's bin ded for a while now.
 Mad Collager: I dunno, if this is recent, it seems having himself photographed in front of the house of a known criminal is hardly a risk.
 Dr Awkward: I hate the use of the word "whilst" in place of "while" in a effort to sound smart
 Spazstatic: Step one to reaching your aspirations of not giving a fuck is to stop having aspirations.
 Spazstatic: So you give a fuck about not giving a fuck? You're going to have a bad time reaching your aspirations.
 WTF: "Bad dude"
 itskando: Goddammit ICE
Image 247608   05-15-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
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