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268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Dr Awkward
5. Shay
6. Not A Bot
7. wolfpk
8. Felicity
9. a robot
10. ignatz



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges



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time is wastin uploaded 267933 (1024 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (882 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (880 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (855 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)
Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (718 points)


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 2. fanny: 4297 points
 3. E. HONDA: 3583 points
 4. MrBoffo: 3447 points
 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2362 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
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 jochenau: My dad has Google Glass and every time I visit my dads house I say "Hey Siri! Screenshot tumblr and post it to Friendly Spaceship!" And it goes "Ok. Screenshotting terrible jokes" and posts 200 of them and everyone hates it
 Knice: *Alexa At least lie right.
Image 247244   05-13-18   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
436
 
 realjon: of course! @Knice
 Robespierre: AmoriCroatia
 VeeKay: Away with ye!
 Dr Awkward: Pubis
 jochenau: And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will make thy brain hurt.
 Joseph: Yeah stop that. Doritos are not good for me and it's 8 in the morning anyway.
 Knice: Ow stop that.
Image 247243   05-13-18   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
466
 
 tib gubb: what the fuck
 Skinr: "An Excellent Comment"
Image 247242   05-13-18   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
321
 
 Stumpwiz: I just did it. Uploaded it. I wonder how many others did.
 wooden boy: @Felicity OK..
 mrmaestro: Do it
 jazzjunkie: This animated gif lost something in translation
 Air Biscuit: Lawful evil
Image 247241   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
190
 
 Robespierre: He to whom shit happens abides.
 Side Boob: Shit does indeed happen. Most of us dont get tattoos to commemorate it.
 Air Biscuit: Must be a hardcore forest gump fan.
 Knice: All my best to you and Ms. Happens.
Image 247240   05-13-18   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
1057
 
 Handyman: He looks good with glasses
 jochenau: In Chinese martial arts, the salute usually has the right palm (peace) covering the left fist (power), expressing a preference for peaceful resolution over violent conflict.
 Air Biscuit: Someone found waldos glasses.
 Knice: This is labradorable.
Image 247239   05-13-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
741
 
 Air Biscuit: "Wow that smell. How is this snow still white?"
 Knice: When you can't find your keys and your dumbass friends start looking in the places you just looked.
Image 247238   05-12-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
669
 
 Dick Inspector: Sounds more like grad school to me.
 fanny: @Knice that's an awesome book. I read it years ago when it first came out, I think i'll give it a reread this summer :) (pick it up, spacefriends!)
 sassysass: And yet years later you will miss it and look upon it as a simpler more innocent time
 Beerarchy: This is fine.
 Knice: "When you're a kid they tell you you can be anything but they don't tell you that you'll probably just work in a store. I wanted to be a race driver, but not any more. It'd be like anything else. You'd do your job right 99 percent of the time but one percent you'd be wrong and instead of being done, you'd be on fire. And your boss would be mad at you for losing the race, and instead of a fire extinguisher he'd stomp on you to put the fire out." (Loosely plagiarized by memory from Veins, by Drew)
 Air Biscuit: "Who threw that snowball?" (Because he graduated)
 jochenau: I really hope his middle name isn't Wilkes.
 glenalec: And it is the hardest thing you will ever have to do in your life.... Honest.... No I'm grimacing, not smiling.
Image 247237   05-12-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
738
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 247236   05-12-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
221
 
 fanny: @jochenau that sounds amazing. I'm definitely playing that on my next walk!
 Punt Numbles: Zonker with a Kuato
 jochenau: Urban Rorschach
 Rent A Dog: @Dr Awkward I see a dog jumping on Jesus.
 Dr Awkward: "Abraham Lincoln, wearing bell bottoms, exposing his genitals to an exuberant Scotty dog."
Image 247235   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Troll
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