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257863  ignatz: .. also 3 and 4 are in the wrong order

257854  Bohab: Lovely little leveretts

257858  ignatz: The floor IS lava

257825  Warrax: This leaves open so many other wonderful possibilities.

257797  Clim Tinties: good life hack

257859  ignatz: Too high then too low

257818  Spazstatic: Smiling Dog Crew is a bunch of people who are typically really good pilots but rarely take mercy. I typically try to avoid them just in case they are in a bad mood.

257855  sparename: This would look even worse with ketchup. Or mayo...

257863  Prefuse: 2nd from left is perfect

257863  ignatz: ... Cappuccino?

257855  Solemn: -PRRRT-

257855  ignatz: You gotta be shittin' me..

257844  Not A Bot: For puzzles everybody knows you start with the fucking corner pieces.

257770  p nut: Dying @Mr. Shine...

257850  Peter Pantsless: Vehicular manslaughter WITH STYLE!

257844  Sadbot: I'll take anything on the PS2 over the weird jumpy textures of the first PS

257809  Greifer: and now to something completely different

257850  Solemn: Life at Andy's house wasn't the same after Mrs. Nesbitt discovered clubbing.

257806  Mr. Whiskers: @Spazstatic Ah right...I mixed up the triangley buildings

257844  Yam: Baldurs Gate Dark Alliance 1 and 2 are on my shelf, but they dont work well with emulators and my PS2s AV out jack is broken

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257824 WannaBee: Chicks with blocks and clocks come.

257772 ThoughtlessGentleman: @charlemagne great name considering tue subject but i have spoken. if theyre not inbred now they will be just you wait.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.



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 jochenau: My dad has Google Glass and every time I visit my dads house I say "Hey Siri! Screenshot tumblr and post it to Friendly Spaceship!" And it goes "Ok. Screenshotting terrible jokes" and posts 200 of them and everyone hates it
 Knice: *Alexa At least lie right.
Image 247244   05-13-18   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
436
 
 realjon: of course! @Knice
 Robespierre: AmoriCroatia
 VeeKay: Away with ye!
 Dr Awkward: Pubis
 jochenau: And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will make thy brain hurt.
 Joseph: Yeah stop that. Doritos are not good for me and it's 8 in the morning anyway.
 Knice: Ow stop that.
Image 247243   05-13-18   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
466
 
 tib gubb: what the fuck
 Skinr: "An Excellent Comment"
Image 247242   05-13-18   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
321
 
 Stumpwiz: I just did it. Uploaded it. I wonder how many others did.
 ignatz: @Felicity OK..
 mrmaestro: Do it
 jazzjunkie: This animated gif lost something in translation
 Air Biscuit: Lawful evil
Image 247241   05-13-18   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
190
 
 Robespierre: He to whom shit happens abides.
 Side Boob: Shit does indeed happen. Most of us dont get tattoos to commemorate it.
 Air Biscuit: Must be a hardcore forest gump fan.
 Knice: All my best to you and Ms. Happens.
Image 247240   05-13-18   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
1057
 
 Handyman: He looks good with glasses
 jochenau: In Chinese martial arts, the salute usually has the right palm (peace) covering the left fist (power), expressing a preference for peaceful resolution over violent conflict.
 Air Biscuit: Someone found waldos glasses.
 Knice: This is labradorable.
Image 247239   05-13-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
741
 
 Air Biscuit: "Wow that smell. How is this snow still white?"
 Knice: When you can't find your keys and your dumbass friends start looking in the places you just looked.
Image 247238   05-12-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
669
 
 Dick Inspector: Sounds more like grad school to me.
 fanny: @Knice that's an awesome book. I read it years ago when it first came out, I think i'll give it a reread this summer :) (pick it up, spacefriends!)
 sassysass: And yet years later you will miss it and look upon it as a simpler more innocent time
 WannaBee: This is fine.
 Knice: "When you're a kid they tell you you can be anything but they don't tell you that you'll probably just work in a store. I wanted to be a race driver, but not any more. It'd be like anything else. You'd do your job right 99 percent of the time but one percent you'd be wrong and instead of being done, you'd be on fire. And your boss would be mad at you for losing the race, and instead of a fire extinguisher he'd stomp on you to put the fire out." (Loosely plagiarized by memory from Veins, by Drew)
 Air Biscuit: "Who threw that snowball?" (Because he graduated)
 jochenau: I really hope his middle name isn't Wilkes.
 glenalec: And it is the hardest thing you will ever have to do in your life.... Honest.... No I'm grimacing, not smiling.
Image 247237   05-12-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
738
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 247236   05-12-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
221
 
 fanny: @jochenau that sounds amazing. I'm definitely playing that on my next walk!
 Punt Numbles: Zonker with a Kuato
 jochenau: Urban Rorschach
 WannaBee: @Dr Awkward I see a dog jumping on Jesus.
 Dr Awkward: "Abraham Lincoln, wearing bell bottoms, exposing his genitals to an exuberant Scotty dog."
Image 247235   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Troll
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