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273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

273224  charlemagne: In the beginning of the month but it will have the phantasy the the same mix and I have been attacked the to the next black hooded jacket with you on Monday at noon and the other hand if it looks as long it would make me sleep

273147  kswat: @Amy Housewine of course!

273258  Fiveninety: i didn't think so

273246  funy speling: What's wrong with his hand?

273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

273260  WannaBee: Aww... He's had a ruff day!

273224  WannaBee: In the beginning of the day and I didnt know what to do with it haha was the day I was going to go to bed and I have to take a shower.

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

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 Shay: @copunter DENTAL PLAN
 WTF: Sloth was finally able to get his braces!
 Air Biscuit: This crashes the train.
 jochenau: Braces suck, good luck to you man.
 big butt bum: Ok back to cats guys BACK TO CATS
 sparename: @Coolguy Even the longest journey must start with a single step.. but it's better if it's in the right direction
 Coolguy: Dang, good luck with that. Got to start somewhere, no?
Image 247123   05-12-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
 Yam: Hummyboy
 Not A Bot: its fun to stay at the Y M C A!
Image 247122   05-12-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
 Mr Bleak: Well, he's got wood.
 wolfpk: Groot isn't the last os his kind!
 raditzu: Unsettling
 Ihminen: by azura! spriggans!
 Mad Collager: A couple of wood drifters
 San DoDo: Groot and Grootella
 Unicorn: One two tree
 BavidDowie: Wood you marry me?
 Sadbot: This makes me want to watch Annihilation for the fourth time
 Scoo: Entwives
 Derp Herpigan: Thought the phrase was "wooden ships and iron men."
Image 247121   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 abrahamx: Your fucking meal is essentially fucking meatballs. You can get that shit in Subway.
 Scoo: Your cooking is furking awful, it tastes like sheet
 Surprising: He about to spurgedy spord Ramsey ' flibbity bloop
Image 247120   05-12-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
 Nope: @BavidDowie Your name isnt Not a Bot! explain yourself!
 BavidDowie: @Nope this is literally a website of random photos and comments, and you are accusing me of a non-sequitur?
 Warrax: God damn it.
 Telkwa: How do we solve a problem like Maria?
 Nope: @BavidDowie I mean Yeah but what does that have to do with anything
 watwatwat: She's the nun with the RPG gun.
 lecj07: Chainsaw nun was here.
 BavidDowie: these women are likely better-educated than the group average posting here
 sparename: I'm sure their god had a really good reason to do this - they'll come up a feasible excuse on his/her behalf
 when so: Better not make a habit of this
 Derp Herpigan: She's having nun of it.
Image 247119   05-12-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
 Liar tuck: Cave you
Image 247118   05-12-18   Uploaded by    tane
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Image 247117   05-12-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
 Slickbrew: Sweet lil babe
Image 247116   05-12-18   Uploaded by    obboma
 Stumpwiz: WWLM
 Nope: Careful, he might get his friend shot
 sparename: "Where dem white women at?!" (it's in quotes, for those that try to panic)
 itskando: @WTF It's the juxtaposition that forms the defense, changing I only had a split second to make the decision to kill them to, what the hell is going on here? Huh. Hmm. Well, I just waited 6 extra seconds and saw no aggression. Let's not get hasty and end someone'sBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM .. Ahh, dammit Harry.
 Dr. Bathroom: Lying to the police, huh? Put your hands behind your back.
 WTF: Uh, they get shot too.
Image 247115   05-12-18   Uploaded by    robford
 Lemonator: @Shay all day I do ass sex
 Shay: A.D.I.D.A.S. - All Day I Dream About Snacks
 Nope: @Sadbot Thanks DARE man for telling me how to classify and buy drugs!
 Dr Awkward: Just say NO to Dr Phil
 Supermansbrother: Dear police... we are a white woman.
 Sadbot: I was the skeptical kid in DARE wearing a Korn shirt...except skinny, and Korn sucks, Metallica forever!
 Not A Bot: Classic vertical
 Air Biscuit: He got no hair on he head
Image 247114   05-12-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
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