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272781  kshoxx: They're sharing borf heat

272707  Passive: "Not like me, ELMO-1000, advanced prototype. Made of muppettic puppetalloy."

272774  Sadbot: I know a few EMTs who get all pissed at FIght for 15 because they're paid less...and then get even more annoyed with me when I suggest that their wages might be higher if they unionized

272768  Amy Housewine: "Hurrumph!"

272772  Amy Housewine: It protects it with a cunning disguise.

272782  sylveon: *slow clap with tears in eyes*

272782  wootman: Anime was a mistake.

272771  Passive: Here an emperor penguin protects it's baby.

272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

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272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree



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Score:
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 Prostata: tl;dr
 WTF: The joke is that even if you go to college you still have a great chance of being both unsuccessful with the added bonus of being $150,000 in debt.
 Side Boob: I could have been a professional bowler?
 addend: Aha, the best place to start is /before/ the beginning.
 Sadbot: Oh hell yeah, sign me up for that false binary between "working-class wretchedness" and "middle-class utopia-like apotheosis"
Image 247079   05-12-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
590
 
 WTF: Just like Trump, every picture mouth wide open.
 wolfpk: Report: Your son ran onto a major freeway during the middle of rush hour and caused a thirty-two car pile up. Any response? Opossum: I'm so proud!
 Mad Collager: We saw an opossum lying by the path once. There wasn't much left but bones. He was really good!
 tib gubb: i hope my own ass is listening to this. AAAAAAAA
 Sadbot: *leans into mic* "more grapes in the trash"
 Amy Housewine: "Sir, are you aware that you are a cat?" "No, I was not aware of that."
 Peter Pantsless: "So in conclusion, rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
Image 247078   05-12-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
279
 
 earl: Beauty of North Korea.
 WTF: Beauty of North Korea.
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 247077   05-12-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
330
 
 uncannie: Computed tomography scan versus magnetic resonance imaging. Does not compute.
 Prostata: needs bigger black bars
 KingTrebek: What animal gets rid of black bars?
 tib gubb: cat scans and mri's are different things. just sayin'
 Knice: Neither of them can whack off, it seems.
Image 247076   05-12-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
244
 
 Warrax: @Knice #ONE nothing wrong with me TWO nothing wrong with me THREE? something's wrong with me...#
 Knice: #Let the bollocks hit the floor, let the bollocks hit the floor...#
Image 247075   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
395
 
 Stumpwiz: It's the red-eye that makes this picture.
 waynelord: @Sadbot Genius in France
 Sadbot: Much Too Weird Al
Image 247074   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
189
 
 IM AN ASSHOLE: No condoms?
 redmonkey3: Tin of vaseline to left of pt... wow.
 Warrax: Might as well shave and freshen up a bit while you're down there.
 BavidDowie: I know where you could get that for free
Image 247073   05-12-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
663
 
 redmonkey3: Cat 4k ultra
Image 247072   05-12-18   Uploaded by    cishet
Score:
486
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 247071   05-12-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
613
 
 tib gubb: correct form of you're, this kid is obviously a genius
 Warrax: You can answer that question honestly if and only if the person asking is someone you are paying by the hour to listen.
 tehghost: Screw that
 addend: LOL "if".
 Sadbot: This kid gets it
Image 247070   05-12-18   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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