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272402  sparename: What does it sound like? "Denim-nim-nim-nim-nim-D-D-NIIIIIIIIM-nim-nim-nim-nim"

272385  Bob: This animal is too beautiful for me.

272379  WTF: 5 stars. Would take fishing again.

272393  thecraftywolf: unrelated but i spent a lot of time on a friendly spaceship meme and image bot rejected it for being "uninteresting" and now im sad ;-;

271952  sparename: @Mad Collager Parker's Peters - Pick Your Plastic Pricks in Packets, A Pack of Plastic Peckers Parker's Peters Packed

272089  fanny: @Mad Collager awesome thank you! I'll let you know how it goes this weekend :)

272370  Annoying Vegan : Always a radvote for crossed paws

272386  Vorm Gongo: See how every joke has only 1 Like? What does it tell you about that picture?

271941  Mad Collager: But, but ... how can a worn glove be hands-free?!?

271950  Mad Collager: Draw me like one of your French bitches!

271952  Mad Collager: I actually know a grade-school kid named Parker. I think, when he grows up, he should start a sex-toy store. He can call it "Parker's Peters".

272344  The Man: i actually laughed

272400  xylophone: A wild shiny trashpanda appears

272368  Mad Collager: My hat is a giant, muddy doughnut. Your argument is invalid.

272361  Not A Bot: It's like an adorable totem pole.

272387  WTF: The Tender Vittles Bandit.

272377  tib gubb: wait another 10 years and it will be retro

272390  Nope: IRS still gonna get him

272382  SuedeOxford: @Nope Username/Comment combo again

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny A note about rolling the dough - a marble rolling pin is the easiest to use. Also, rolling it out on parchment paper is handy, because it doesn't stick as badly as wax paper, and you can pick up the rolled dough and flip it over right onto the pan.

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272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager awesome thank you! I'll let you know how it goes this weekend :)

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

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 Passive: Look at all the ducks I give.
 Robespierre: This Faith No More album cover is weird
 Oh Don Piano: Move bitch
Image 247011   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
 Teechur: I'm trying to, but I can't wet it any more than it already is.
 piranharama: This is neither litigation or stupidity proof
 wolfpk: You have to love OSHA regulations.
 glenalec: @fanny - It takes a long time to mop up that much water!
 fanny: still?
Image 247010   05-11-18   Uploaded by    neutron
 tib gubb: you will refer to me as "your royal majesty". that or "whiskers"
 Jabberwikket: I can't cat today, I'm cold
Image 247009   05-11-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
 highdra: I recently read a story about London, which has unbelievably tough gun laws, he said. Yes thats right, they dont have guns, they have knives. He said a once very prestigious hospital is now like a military hospital in a war zone, and described it as having blood all over the floors. Knives, knives, knives, he said, while mimicking stabbing people.
 Mr. Shine: @jochenau a la Boko Haram, et. al.
 jochenau: Actually a somewhat common phenomenon in various cultures worldwide, both historical and modern. In the more innocuous forms it's a symbolic act, but in some societies (even today) it's literal nonconsensual abduction that constitutes a societally accepted form of marriage.
 barfolomew: How many has he taken?
 grizzly: @Side Boob not if you're a bride.
 Side Boob: Is there a big demand for his expertise?
 Shay: Favorite movie: The Graduate
Image 247008   05-11-18   Uploaded by    cishet
 BavidDowie: Nelson-Atkins ?
 FireBreathingMarmot: The view from the second best coffee place in Midtown.
 lecj07: This is BAD(minton)
 grizzly: Shuttlecock...hehhheehehe
 Not A Bot: Dear Better Homes and Gardens I find your unvariegated pumpkin slurry selection to be sorely lacking
Image 247007   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 247006   05-11-18   Uploaded by    pirate
 glenalec: Demon doesn't look at all happy to be made to wear the frilly pink dress.
 lecj07: @jochenau Then you are clearly raising your kids right.
 wolfpk: Ahh, that demon is dressed up like a little girl!
 fanny: this is very Frida Kahlo to me
 illBilliam: The new Omen remake is not subtle at all.
 jochenau: Look Daddy, I'm a fairy princess OF DEATH!
Image 247005   05-11-18   Uploaded by    togboat
 Father Goose: It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage.
 rip odb: I'm half crazy, over the love of you..
Image 247004   05-11-18   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
 Booty Kicker: Knives knives knives
 tib gubb: @wolfpk the original alice in wonderland was written by a guy trying to get in the sack with an 11-year old girl. in that regard, i think a tasteful burlesque take on the image is appropriate.
 WotGives: I might have told this story before (maybe even on this same image), but in my home town there's a sound barrier along a busy stretch that ends abruptly before the neighbourhood does. The affected homes asked for it to be extended, were denied. A resident contracted and paid for the extension themselves and he and his buds did up some tasteful and talented graffiti murals on it. The urban myth has two main versions. First, his neighbours petitioned to have the graffiti removed, city nodded to his victory and said his wall, his way. Other version is the city officials wanted it down, but when a motion went before council, city residents told them to stuff it. Every few years, they do up fresh murals. It's a local landmark now
 Greek Fire: "Art"
 Prostata: lol dongs
 wolfpk: The far left one on the upper pic is an "adult" Alice in Wonderland.
 fanny: and the problem is?
 Telkwa: Ooh - look at all the pretty shamrocks!
Image 247003   05-11-18   Uploaded by    teletub
 spacedawg: Yuck.
 Telkwa: Note to self: disinfect the shower this weekend.
 mickeyd: another 3 hour phonecall..
Image 247002   05-11-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
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