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268879  hajjpodge: Leaf it alone, kitty!

268898  fracking: Gimme a high four!

268714  KnifeySpooney: @snekeyes Uh huh

268889  hajjpodge: Uploader selfies aren't typically memorable, but this one fits the bill.

268886  Dr Awkward: O horn

268877  Warrax: GIMME A T!

268888  Warrax: No time for chit chat, just give me the quest already.

268880  ChubbyBuddy: mspaint diaries of the aspiring school shooter

268886  FormerLurker: They seem nice.

268886  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, my ass is down here!"

268897  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268896  nathan: This is such a dad joke.

268885  tib gubb: the calm before the storm

268873  a robot: Creepy!

268884  Greek Fire: *thwip*

268894  angry: What beautiful blue eyes! I hope you two are having a lovely time together!

268884  Chest Rockwell: I can see stab alley from here!

268880  Chest Rockwell: 10 years later and Asshole still hasn't got the hat thing figured out.

268871  ChubbyBuddy: @Passive theres a reason the couch is leather

268876  ChubbyBuddy: cats DC Punk Trek movies, next

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (714 points)
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 5. Shay: 1942 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1600 points
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 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. beyardo: 1525 points
11. Sydney: 1525 points
12. MrBoffo: 1514 points
13. poetrysucks: 1509 points
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Score:
692
 
 Mr Bleak: American bear is ready for lunch.
 Astanapan: My bear turned during a panoramic shot.
 piranharama: Its a beeeeaaaaaaar
 Amy Housewine: Edit! Because the joke in this comment had already been made further down and I was stupid enough to miss it!
 Hokie333: "I don't have to outrun the bear, I have.. to... oh never mind."
 ughjeez: @werterland In awe at the 4/3pi*r3 of this lad
 meh: FEED ME STRAY BEAVERS
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 Dahhhh Bulls.
 wolfpk: Ready for the next ice age.
 Zarathustra: Photoshop studies no2
 lecj07: @VeeKay too many pick-a-nick baskets.
 werterland: Absolute unit
 GoGo Robotto: That's a good bear!
 VeeKay: Over done it on the bare necessities of life
 Side Boob: "I wipe myself with a rabbit on a stick"
 dangerkeith3000: Da Bears!
Image 246984   05-11-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
504
 
 Not A Bot: Gracias senorita esqueleta
 Amy Housewine: When did this... become sexier than this?
 Not A Bot: I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly!
 Teechur: *Missing third picture: ET
 VeeKay: @dangerkeith3000 Puggo for sure.
 dangerkeith3000: Who wore it better?
Image 246983   05-11-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
312
 
 Astanapan: I suspect if you are the type to fake your death just to spy on your own funeral you deserve all the shit they say about you.
 Dr Awkward: @VeeKay Perhaps someone else should have given the eulogy, eh?
 VeeKay: @dangerkeith3000 I have. The person giving the eulogy (his brother) spent 20 minutes brutally talking how self absorbed and anti social his late brother had been. I worked with the deceased, he was funny, friendly and had a great sense of fun, always willing to help with any task or project. There was a little wake after, and, following a few drinkies, I cornered the eulogy giver and gave him a proper earful of shit. Tempted to knock his ass down.
 Yam: @dangerkeith3000 Schmob Schmonsons friends and relatives. Turns out hes a bastard
 dangerkeith3000: I have never been to a funeral where people talked shit. Even when the dead might've deserved it. Who does that?
Image 246982   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
512
 
 In The Pocket: Beautiful
 Annoying Vegan : @Teechur Ba dum, tiss!
 WTF: Christine meets the Wicker Man
 Teechur: Rolls Canardly. Rolls down one hill. Canardly get up the next.
 San DoDo: 2vintage4me
 dangerkeith3000: This car looks just like all furniture from 1983!
Image 246981   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
328
 
 Peach: Adults of the corn
 Dr Awkward: This dude is higher than an elephant's eye
 petepuma: Classic stalker
 dangerkeith3000: Hey, Charlie Brown, is that you?
Image 246980   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
78
 
 Weedheart: @Dr Awkward @Robespierre I wasn't remotely interested at the time, which is why I don't own half of California I suppose..
 Robespierre: @ignatz Was it a Wang? Seriously.
 Dr Awkward: @ignatz What was her name?
 avemaria: @dangerkeith3000 My school had one computer. Fuck I'm old..
 GoGo Robotto: Class is "Applied ethical paradoxa in academic context"
 dangerkeith3000: @Side Boob THAT would be an example of the e-mail containing a stupid question LOL
 dangerkeith3000: @ignatz If it's a computer class like programming, I imagine a question like that being asked by at least one person who doesn't know the university has computer labs. It isn't a stupid question, tho, so I hope the teacher didn't do this because that's just mean.
 Side Boob: @ignatz Gym :P
 foreversmug: Well, what's the class?
 GoGo Robotto: This is mean.
 dangerkeith3000: Someone explain, please.
Image 246979   05-11-18   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
435
 
 Zukero: "Sorry maam, this is the gay porn stage. The straight porn is shot on stage 7."
 Prostata: i think i saw this porno in the 80s
 NO JOKES: Pardon me, I ve lost my sheep
 Amy Housewine: What the hell are you doing, young Peter Davison?
 Dominus Umbrae: Baka-chika-wawa!
 fanny: *porno music intensifies*
 petepuma: Oh honey, you are at the wrong house. Just look at those shoes.
 Mexico: I didn't realize I'd be going out with two wild and crazy guys!
 funny in the wall: I do not like your shorts, sir
 dangerkeith3000: The guy in the middle looks like Chief O'Brien.
Image 246978   05-11-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
423
 
 BavidDowie: @Yurishiro huge tracts of land
 Vanna: My girlfriend has all the expansions
 Mr. Whiskers: "I like Settlers, Im just not sure it's nerdy enough" "Say no more, fam"
Image 246977   05-11-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
397
 
 Teechur: Beauty of Whereverthisis.
 trumpet: You! Yeah, you there in Alpha Centauri! Fuck you!
 dangerkeith3000: @VeeKay I just noticed that thing. I usually spot 'em pretty quick.
 VeeKay: I too would be enormously proud if I had a huge phallus.
 Zaxxoff: now witness the power of this fully functional radio observatory station
 Micro Jackson: Point that thing somewhere else!
 dangerkeith3000: Contact (1997)
Image 246976   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
591
 
 Albo Grungus: 10/10 would still give all the pets
 lecj07: @BavidDowie once he gives kisses, you begin wondering if that really is mud
 BavidDowie: *scanning for hooman in need of kisses*
 lecj07: The face of someone with no regrets
 Zarathustra: Mugcake was delicious.
Image 246975   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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