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272918  Mr. Butt: @Sadbot It's always a fucking "handyman," never a trained professional.

272907  Sadpygmy: Nazi dog

272908  some guy : Every Single Person Needs JESUS

272918  hajjpodge: @Sadbot Fuck landlords forever.

272930  Peddy Tenderglass: How could we ever live without them?

272920  some guy : @Peter Pantsless I used Ctrl+x and sent all mine into the trashcan via Kleenex

272920  Peter Pantsless: I've got like ten trillion of them on the clipboard

272918  Sadbot: I had a landlord that almost killed me by hiring the dumbest possible handyman to work on the water heater. He left the gas line open and ignited a basement ceiling's worth of natural gas when he tried to restart the pilot light, I'm probably alive because the back door was open.

272913  dobbiesdoogs: please do not handle bear cubs, only puppers

272920  Knice: I feel kinda dumb for making ours the hard way.

272919  SuedeOxford: What kind of raccoon is this

272892  SuedeOxford: @Peter Pantsless He probably just gets an egg for his trying times.

272910  Not A Bot: Attack its weak point for massive damage

272913  elmosco: Taking your girlfriend shopping, eh?

272891  tib gubb: chicken, why aren't you fish?

272906  tib gubb: no chickens allowed

272911  tib gubb: so i guess i'll just have a little nap on the floor until i sober up

272916  tib gubb: more proof that googly eyes cannot not improve anything

272796  some guy : I want to play Runescape in IE for hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and...

272907  Air Biscuit: "Pay attention to me!"

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272892 SuedeOxford: @Peter Pantsless He probably just gets an egg for his trying times.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

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 dangerkeith3000: HELP I AM CRY
 itskando: Impersonating Nicolas Cage on Whooose Line Is It Anyway?
Image 246958   05-11-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
 mackdaddy: I Have that suit!
 SpaceCow: Three way X-Ray vision is considered very kinky on Krypton.
Image 246957   05-11-18   Uploaded by    amputator
 petepuma: "I just got this unstuck from the bottle"
 Disclosure: How rude.
 Shay: Bob Ross' younger brother Rob was the dark horse of the family.
 Robespierre: Friendlier than most
 Amy Housewine: Same to you, pal.
 itskando: This is Brad.
Image 246956   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Fiveninety
 dangerkeith3000: I can't get enough pictures of plant genitalia!
Image 246955   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
 Mr Bleak: @WannaBee Can you tie 'em in a knot / Can you tie 'em in a bow / Do they get real sore / When you drag 'em cross the floor / Do your Boobs hang low
 homeless: Big ball of funky goodness
 lecj07: Tig ol' bitties.
 2Berries: @Christina star wars return of the jedi, horrible bar band at jabba's palace
 SpaceCow: Dairy Queen's new mascot wasn't invited to the Macy's Day parade.
 itskando: Titman
 Korrok: dose appendages
 Christina: I wonder what fictional animal it this balloon supposed to look like.
 Fullhouse: Do your boobs hang low / Can you swing 'em to and fro
 SuedeOxford: Yo mama.
Image 246954   05-11-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
 Winterneuro: Compared to other arrangements Ive seen here, this is probably pretty stable, all things being equal.
Image 246953   05-11-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
 Dr. Bathroom: Red skies at night. Red skies at night. OH oh! (OH oh.) Oh OH oh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
 franktank: Happy happy shepherds
 wolfpk: Cue "Circle of Life"
Image 246952   05-11-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
 2Berries: @Urn BooUrn i bet titman & assman were first draft material, shoutes down by creators mom
 Urn BooUrn: @dangerkeith3000 Wily really started phoning it in by the end.
 tib gubb: battler of the buttman
 majorchamp: #246954
 dangerkeith3000: One of the lesser known robot masters from MegaMan.
 Micro Jackson: RIPMAN
Image 246951   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 SpaceCow: Please tell me that's not Mrs Potts.
 dangerkeith3000: I ain't drinking that now.
 rory: @funy speling Pot was always the gate way. ..
 younglink: "I'll skip the cream and sugar, thanks..."
 anonimos: That's not how neti pots work at all!
 deathawaits: "I'm sure there must be an easier way of doing this, but I can't think how."
 funy speling: Doing tea pots only leads to harder drinking methods.
Image 246950   05-11-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
 Air Biscuit: Until tommorow ill just keep movin on.
 Lantry: dog is always watching
 Mad Collager: Ceiling dog is watching you masturbate.
 Not A Bot: ...then someone did a bad job training their dog.
 Micro Jackson: Such tile
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: Meh
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 246949   05-11-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
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