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258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

258744  VeeKay: Not a druggie but the hallucinations you experience with shrooms just don't work like this. OK, so I'm a former druggie. Also, good image/username interaction!

258731  sparename: Books Fizz..

258750  Mr. Whiskers: Not all Americans are dumb. Some of us are just fat.

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258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258568 VoR: Super glue

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...



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 john dough: The spice must flow.
 dangerkeith3000: Eat it.
 Side Boob: Waka waka waka waka waka waka...
Image 246946   05-11-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
549
 
 Mr Bleak: @barfolomew And you'd be right: Google "Katerina Kamprani" and you find some of her other stuff - some of it's quite good.
 Passive: Tsk, tsk. Sad that wine dribbling never caught on the same level as tasting.
 SpaceCow: The sippy-cup for full time drunks.
 WannaBee: I'd like to see her #246950 fill this up.
 a robot: *gets a straw*
 Annoying Vegan : This is making me uncomfortable.
 barfolomew: How... you know what, I'll just assume this is Art.
Image 246945   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
146
 
 Passive: Uh, read the sign, please: "Post No Pills"
 dangerkeith3000: Luckily, the authorities were able to prove his prescription was forged. Thus bringing down one of the biggest drug rings in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
Image 246944   05-11-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
809
 
 Shay: Is that the dude from Opeth?
 Butcherboy: No problem. Its one of my go to channels for 10-15 min videos@Mad Collager
 Mad Collager: @Butcherboy Thank you! This guy is really interesting, and he isn't a nut.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro I always pictured him as more of a rapscallion. :P
 WannaBee: He could be Dave Grohl's twin.
 twenty4: You american rascals and your shootings!
 Butcherboy: youtu.be/… Heres a very excellent video of his. The videos are really more about the mechanics and history than the shooting
 itskando: GOP's rendition of public school teacher.
 itskando: I like that his shirt matches his gun, and that's about it.
 Butcherboy: That channel is awesome though. Really interesting guy to listen to
Image 246943   05-11-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
600
 
 2Berries: Teachers wanna try, teachers gonna lie, this student wonders why recess passed him by
Image 246942   05-11-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
281
 
 Mad Collager: The tragic result of poor shopping cart brake maintenance.
 PenguinBartender: "Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does go on..."
Image 246941   05-11-18   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
728
 
 imaginary gf: Momentarily triggered my arachnophobia
 Robespierre: B-Kid, breakin' down.
 BavidDowie: whoa...so your telling me I was just "born"?
 Teh Simpson: What do you mean you can sell your kids on craigslist...
Image 246940   05-11-18   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
336
 
 Shay: That smirk on his face makes me think he truly believes he's the gingerbread man and no one can catch him.
 VeeKay: @Robespierre From Donny Boi? Probably. Lots in common there.
 Robespierre: Good job summing it all up, @VeeKay - wonder if he'll get a pardon.
 VeeKay: @charlemagne He also put the price of a common drug highly valued in a treatment of an AIDS related disease, from $13 a pill to $750 per pill. A living piece of walking shit.
 VeeKay: @charlemagne On December 17, 2015, Shkreli was arrested by the FBI after a federal indictment in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of New York was filed, charging him with securities fraud. The charges were filed after an investigation into his tenure at MSMB Capital Management and Retrophin. He was accused of running a Ponzi-like scheme. Federal prosecutors said that Shkreli "engaged in multiple schemes to ensnare investors through a web of lies and deceit" During his sentencing, judge Kiyo Matsumoto said Shkreli seemed "genuinely remorseful," regarding his "egregious multitude of lies." Shkreli, who reportedly cried as he gave his statement to the court, stated "I was never motivated by money. On March 9, 2018, Shkreli was sentenced to seven years in federal prison. He
 charlemagne: @VeeKay what did this guy do?
 VeeKay: Enjoy Fort Dix you wank stain on the face of humanity.
 Robespierre: Congratulations on your new-found street cred, Marty.
 SuedeOxford: Wu-tang is for the children
 Side Boob: Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
 WTF: .. He's seeing the black bars from the other side.
 Eleftheros: The list of things not to fuck with is prettying short.
Image 246939   05-11-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
716
 
 Zarathustra: Knock first, for gods sake.
Image 246938   05-11-18   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
776
 
 Robespierre: Oops ... meant Dark Springfield, as in "Dark Homer". More coffee, please.
 Robespierre: Black Springfield
 Otterman: @petepuma @Butcherboy It made dad sicky-mart!
 Butcherboy: I dooooooo@petepuma
 Zarathustra: Where's the fincherish homer and his alter ego?
 petepuma: who needs a kwik-e-mart?
 ignatz: Intense
Image 246937   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
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