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273252  Frank herbert: @doindabs Come on

273328  Mr Mumble: kid's gonna have ulcers by junior high

273355  Nope: Vacations are good for the soul

273346  Greek Fire: @Sage Or you can fill them with real blood when something goes horribly wrong.

273349  a robot: No, the dog is sad about your terrible whacking off skills

273306  AlexDeLarge: @Christina so he can draw her like one of his French girls

273354  Sadbot: Get corned, son

273354  Shay: @Littlecraftywolf CORN ARE KNICE

273359  tane: Take THAT neon guns! *high fives self*

273356  ignatz: This was one of the few redeeming features of this place (More London, owned by a Saudi wealth fund) but they bricked it in cos mobile phone users kept twisting their ankles :(

273352  tib gubb: damn, i just changed this underwear

273340  Springbok: snrt snort

273360  ignatz: Well, he got a laugh, even if he was only throwing all his toys out of the pram

273346  trelyate: @FabricMan some of them are for smuggling illegal substances

273352  Sadbot: Does she have one where she talks about 2 shots of Ol' Grandad? Asking for a friend

273351  Sadbot: Sup @ArmyStrang

273346  ignatz: The BAD button is for crap like this

273351  ignatz: This is a pretty good one of these..

273346  Mr. Butt: RAD for The Official Podcast!

273296  ignatz: @charlemagne Welp, looks like they chose the wrong day to quit milk.

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273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272950 some guy : Snail Down.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

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 a robot: I have not.
 Prostata: Exhalation, inhalation... You mess that up you got Mutilation
 Side Boob: My only regret is that I have but one BAD to give for this image.
 Teechur: OMG! I've DONE that!
 FunkyDrunk: We might need a megabad button.
 sparename: No ciggie?
Image 246918   05-11-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
 Robespierre: Brittany Borkfs - Superstar
 Teechur: That doggo is askin' for a walkin'. I'm gettin' my shoes on.
 a sedated moose: Wanna pet that dog.
Image 246917   05-11-18   Uploaded by    fatman
 Stumpwiz: High-maintenance roommate detected.
 Teechur: @a sedated moose The box stays open by itself.
 a sedated moose: @Teechur nah, large commercial trash bag and one big arm-sweep.
 Soviette: You shouldn't prepare infant formula in the bathroom. Very unhygienic.
 Mr. Shine: Is this a meth lab?
 Teechur: @a sedated moose I would begin with a broom and a cardboard box.
 Weedheart: Is this a 'find the sink!' game?
 a sedated moose: Wanna clean that bathroom.
Image 246916   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
 pusha p: I will give you everything you could ever want, but only if I'll have a little more.
 Amy Housewine: And that little boy grew up to be... Walter Mondale.
Image 246915   05-11-18   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 aristocat: so anyway
 jochenau: @Science This helped because I was confused and thought they were talking about Ted Danson.
 Uncle Phil: Like a expensive car in the back yard, or a large cat?
 Science: @charlemagne: Misfits, Samhain, and Danzig bands lead singer. There - I saved you a Google Search Credit.
 charlemagne: I wish I knew who danzig is, but not enough to make a rudimentary internet search
 Side Boob: tl;dr;vb
 desertfox: KILL ME
 Zarathustra: Can't believe I read the whole thing.
 Amy Housewine: dude
Image 246914   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 glenalec: @Mad Collager - Dang, I got the joke backwards! "clause before its paws" :/
 Mad Collager: @glenalec long as it walks backward.
 Amy Housewine: Paws for thought.
 glenalec: Why is a cat like a comma? Because it has pause before its clause. (Wha-wha whaaaaaaaaa...)
 BavidDowie: This gives me paws
Image 246913   05-11-18   Uploaded by    A duck
 Side Boob: Nice of the vet to give them back so you could still play with them.
 BavidDowie: 'ello gorgeous!
Image 246912   05-11-18   Uploaded by    caesar
 desertfox: Crinkle-cut fries are good
 Dobly: "Hey machine, hehe, got any goddess weaves?" (machine groans at my shit)
Image 246911   05-11-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
 Teechur: And it was a Merry Christmas for everyone!
 l0dan: Huh, I thought only humans enjoyed this.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm glad the dogs are really getting along.
 Chocolate Pain: Looks like Dad got a new oscillating spindle sander and the boys got.. Oh. Spare parts for the oscillating spindle sander. The dogs? We don't talk about them anymore..
Image 246910   05-11-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
 Passive: Apples
 Passive: Buddy, lay off the 99 apples, you're going to kill your liver
 The Dog Dies: @a sedated moose And he's pretending to help just to show us his crack.
 a sedated moose: Three humans around one sick animal and only one of them doing anything other than pointing their damn phones at it.
 glenalec: Poor guy :-(
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