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268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268386  lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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11. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
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Score:
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 glenalec: @FabricMan - Thanks. I knew this picture was funny for some reason I had forgotten, and couldn't quite place the punch line!
 FabricMan: You don't have to put on the red liiiight
 Off Topic: I'll miss you, windshield.
Image 246846   05-10-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
447
 
 Urn BooUrn: @Mr. Butt I'm so sorry.
 Butcherboy: Ive tried the series on audio book but i think its be easier to read them@Mr. Butt
 antipatterns: Crazy books written by a crazy man about tribal blood-cults. Highly recommended.
 Scoo: @Felicity I think an en-dash would be most appropriate for those.
 Kess: Long live the fighters!
 Mr. Butt: Just started Dune Messiah this morning :)
 guccigucci: I must not use a hyphen as an em-dash.
 Starky15: Old Spice!
Image 246845   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Butcherboy
Score:
843
 
 AstoriaBum: If he still has balls, he's trippin' them.
 Side Boob: All glory to the hypno-toad!
 wolfpk: Dog: I heard that is you lick the right type of frog you can get waisted. Let's try it....... Jack poooooh everything in spinning!
 magicmormon: Toadally baked!
Image 246844   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
615
 
 GoGo Robotto: @glenalec I just did that :) Looking at this picture tricked me into ordering Lemonade for 33EUR. Thanks, Oba... err, I mean Spaceship!
 Robespierre: @KingTrebek They're out of it. Typical.
 KingTrebek: Where are the tamarindo?
 Not A Bot: Always rad for whack off circles. This is the first I've seen on here so that was easy...
 BavidDowie: THEYRE OUT OF THE ONE I LIKE EAUGHH!!!
 Gonzo: Are those Jarritos? I like the mandarin ones
 glenalec: @Sandor - I would need to buy and taste every one of these (not necessarily at once, but in a reasonably quick succession of days).
 Sandor: Taste the rainbow
Image 246843   05-10-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
291
 
 fanny: some people just wanna watch the world burn.
 Volwen: You've just shown me there is something worse than socks with sandals... socks over shoes
 Fenrisw01f: Upvote once for tiny feet, Twice for large socks.
Image 246842   05-10-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
363
 
 Telkwa: Mother's Day card is a bit dark.
 Fenrisw01f: Thats also why she had you.
Image 246841   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
413
 
 mexican: Same
 Fiveninety: @Minnesotan i miss the color rendering and contrast ratio on CRT's so much.. and LCD's that come even remotely close to it still cost a literal fortune
 Minnesotan: this isn't true at all. in '08 I still had a crt.
 Side Boob: Save this crap for Reddit
Image 246840   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
501
 
 glenalec: Do you know where yr mom is? (sorry, couldn't resist!)
 piranharama: Which is running up and down the length of the house and knocking shit over, MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW!!!
 piranharama: Exactly where she needs needs to be, two-legs
 Bumbo Lungys: Yes but now I'm worried about my dog.
 Shay: I don't know, I'm usually in bed by then.
 charlemagne: I do now
Image 246839   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Janston
Score:
677
 
 TurkeyVulture: 3:00am.
Image 246838   05-10-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
512
 
 Shay: NSFW?
Image 246837   05-10-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
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