Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.

249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. tib gubb
2. Felicity
3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Side Boob
6. Telkwa
7. Robespierre
8. Knice
9. Scoo
10. Dr Awkward

The top ten most commented-on images today:

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

wordjones uploaded 249148 (1560 points)
kristy uploaded 248959 (1374 points)
fanny uploaded 249146 (1041 points)
Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (957 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (917 points)
arctic fox uploaded 249377 (867 points)
Vanna uploaded 248979 (860 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (857 points)
phailsauce uploaded 249107 (843 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)
depression uploaded 249098 (814 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249178 (811 points)
ineedhepl uploaded 249070 (798 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (796 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 13010 points
 2. Side Boob: 6969 points
 3. barfolomew: 6221 points
 4. fanny: 4252 points
 5. WannaBee: 3756 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 3571 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 3465 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2758 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. Warrax: 1963 points
11. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
12. catheter: 1773 points
13. wordjones: 1685 points
14. younglink: 1678 points
15. male anon: 1656 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 626
Registered users online in past hour: 649

Average image score (last 24 hours): 323

Total number of comments: 1325257
Total number of images: 249432

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 122608
XP needed for green ranking: 42136
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




 Felicity: Between the first and second hole
 ssignature: Duck!
 ssignature: Duck!
 Air Biscuit: Prrt! (One stroke penalty)
 sparename: "I need Tee for my bunghole!"
 Bluetocracy: #things-you-have-to-explain-at-the-emergency-room-when-you're-drunk
 PenguinBartender: *quietly files into a VERY specific folder on hard drive*
 San DoDo: I don't want to hear any buts, cracks or ends
 bug: I have the strangest 9-iron now.
 Otterman: Guess what happens next
 Yurishiro: Tee off
 dangerkeith3000: Nice upload/username combo!
 ignatz: fore-play
Image 246644   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 ssignature: Duck!
 Side Boob: The bird is back! And he's watching...
Image 246643   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Sadpygmy
 Side Boob: Osha.jpg
 Dr. Bathroom: Kinda looks like chompers.
 raditzu: what could possibly go wrong?
Image 246642   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
 Christina: Cats are resting after catting for hours.
Image 246641   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
 Felicity: Bat Headroom
 raditzu: it's so good you should share it with your fami... oh sorry.
 dangerkeith3000: Gotta love a bat-donut. With sprinkles.
Image 246640   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 antipatterns: fuck cars
 VeeKay: Them fuckin wheels was mag alloys dude, no way was I leavin them for the fuckin crabs.
 Yurishiro: Life's a beach.
Image 246639   05-09-18   Uploaded by    waffles
 crazymothaofa: My wildest dream, come true :o
 a robot: I, too, use a chat program that displays single messages in giant letters in the middle of the screen.
 Shay: I'm pretty certain this was from a "Are You Afraid Dark?" episode.
 Yurishiro: Die after, you school!
 WTF: "I'm never going to look up my horoscope online ever again!"
 dangerkeith3000: i love campy 90s shit like this.
 Micro Jackson: It make take 70 tears, but yeah it's inevitable
 Side Boob: *Shuts off computer. Is fine*
 Knice: They used to take your lunch money. Now they take your pixels.
 Yam: cyberbully.doc
Image 246638   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
 Micro Jackson: Feed me
Image 246637   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
 Micro Jackson: Noble
 Not A Bot: "Poo is attemptng to destory those bazongas with his mind. Do not trouble Poo, lest he destroy you nex-" Mom put the book down, deciding that maybe they should skip this particular tale of the Hundred Acre Wood.
Image 246636   05-09-18   Uploaded by    huskyboy
 Bluetocracy: Not a secret agent, just the butler.
 Micro Jackson: You win, your job is shittier than mine
Image 246635   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Page 1 ... 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 ... 24943 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.