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272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

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272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

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 itskando: Hot bath?
 glenalec: @Yurishiro - Sleep. It is for the weak!
 Salvador Molly: @fanny Me also
 kshoxx: @ignatz Never. Sleeping is a waste of precious time.
 reagan: @Yurishiro :) And that's not easy.. do you ever sleep?
 fanny: thanks for drawing me a bath
 chhumphrey: Somebody's fetish
 fidelcastro: @ignatz You beat me to it! Also the tub got a little boner.
 AceOfSpades: Bubble butt?
Image 246603   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
 drhilljack: Who is your daddy
 DrinkMixMan: Spoilers!
 raditzu: He was the Iron Man before he was popular.
 dangerkeith3000: I've never seen this movie. Is it any good. I know Conan used to make fun of it all the time 'Jingle all the vay!!!'
 chhumphrey: I gotta tell you, Santa, there's something about this place that doesn't seem quite... Kosher.
 Not A Bot: "Excuse me sir, are you aware that you're a crustacean?"
 bigjim: I couldn't decide between 'get to da choppa' and 'lift with me if you want to come', so I'll go with "If it giggles, it's fat." -Arnold Schwarzenegger.
 Mad Collager: Have you seen Sarah Conner?
 Mr. Butt: TurboRAD
Image 246602   05-09-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
 Warrax: Must be some of that space saving furniture from Japan.
 Joseph: I'm the chair.
 WetWilly: Early surrealism = good. Rad AF.
 Side Boob: Philadelphia Experiment
 barfolomew: I hope this clipping error doesn't interfere with the scripting.
 parrotsnest: You are driving me insane, can you close the drawer?
 Mad Collager: Measure twice, cut twice, glue twice.
Image 246601   05-09-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
 chhumphrey: Well now we know what kinds of shows this user watches
 Mr. Butt: Holy shit, I didn't realize that they'd made another Dragon Heart. That shit was my jam in elementary school.
 bug: IP Man does not approve.
 dragon horn: Nymphomaniac + Sausage Party = Supergirl
 Mad Collager: Yes! Yes! Yes! Let me be frank with you!
Image 246600   05-09-18   Uploaded by    sue
 Amiga 1000: lolol @Micro Jackson
 Micro Jackson: Assume it!
 dangerkeith3000: If you get a job at a Mission, is it a missionary position?
 chhumphrey: Measure twice cut onc
 Side Boob: Must be able to plan ahead
 mammal883: It would have fit if they just hit F7 to run spell-check.
 WTF: At least they didn't spell it 'seasanal'...
 Zarathustra: Seasonal prostitution?
 Chaplin: Heh, what a dumbass, there is no E in sasonal.
Image 246599   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
 Micro Jackson: America's Least Wanted
 dangerkeith3000: From "The Gang Broke Dee". Man I watch too much IASIP.
 hajjpodge: @Yurishiro Bird watching, I think?
 stunt nuts: I don't get it.
Image 246598   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Cami
 raditzu: Paris by any chance?
 Mr. Shine: @fanny never saw it, just reverse Googled the image and ignored any reddit/Tumblr results.
 fanny: @Mr. Shine is it good? looks interesting...
 barfolomew: @Mr. Shine THANK YOU.
 fridaynight: Might be time to find out about Edith Margaret Garrud.
 Mr. Shine: @barfolomew it's from the set of a Russian film called "Metro."
 Zarathustra: Murdeeeer, all aboard the murden train.
 Greifer: midnight meat train has a new conductor it seems
 Mad Collager: Her composure is amazing. Maybe she really can kick ass.
 barfolomew: @Scoo is she a black belt in karate?
 Scoo: Her name is Yoshimi
 MikeWhiskey: @barfolomew aren't we all?
 Otterman: She seems nice
 barfolomew: Can someone explain what we're looking at? I don't understand and I'm scared.
 daisy picker: Subway sandwich
 sparename: "Riding On The Slugway"
Image 246597   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
 petepuma: If the on/off switch were A/B buttons that would be off the hook
 WTF: Turn me on for Ice Hockey
 Mumbo Dingus: COOL
Image 246596   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 chhumphrey: We're all mad here
 Mad Collager: Nothing in this garage is worth dying for!
 Amy Housewine: He has the ability to disappear, leaving just his smile. But he never smiles.
 buds420: Beware of the dog!.. and the garage is shady af also
Image 246595   05-09-18   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
 dangerkeith3000: If a condom doesn't work it's user error.
 chhumphrey: I remember an old middle school insult, "what's your birth certificate, an apology letter from Trojan?"
 bromide: for now
 Christina: Should ask for a refund, providing the baby.
Image 246594   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
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