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253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

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253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253636 smusher: Three men and no baby

253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

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 itskando: Hot bath?
 glenalec: @Yurishiro - Sleep. It is for the weak!
 Salvador Molly: @fanny Me also
 kshoxx: @ignatz Never. Sleeping is a waste of precious time.
 ignatz: @Yurishiro :) And that's not easy.. do you ever sleep?
 fanny: thanks for drawing me a bath
 chhumphrey: Somebody's fetish
 fidelcastro: @ignatz You beat me to it! Also the tub got a little boner.
 ignatz: Bubble butt?
Image 246603   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
 drhilljack: Who is your daddy
 DrinkMixMan: Spoilers!
 raditzu: He was the Iron Man before he was popular.
 dangerkeith3000: I've never seen this movie. Is it any good. I know Conan used to make fun of it all the time 'Jingle all the vay!!!'
 chhumphrey: I gotta tell you, Santa, there's something about this place that doesn't seem quite... Kosher.
 Not A Bot: "Excuse me sir, are you aware that you're a crustacean?"
 bigjim: I couldn't decide between 'get to da choppa' and 'lift with me if you want to come', so I'll go with "If it giggles, it's fat." -Arnold Schwarzenegger.
 Mad Collager: Have you seen Sarah Conner?
 Mr. Butt: TurboRAD
Image 246602   05-09-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
 Warrax: Must be some of that space saving furniture from Japan.
 Joseph: I'm the chair.
 VeeKay: Early surrealism = good. Rad AF.
 Side Boob: Philadelphia Experiment
 barfolomew: I hope this clipping error doesn't interfere with the scripting.
 parrotsnest: You are driving me insane, can you close the drawer?
 Mad Collager: Measure twice, cut twice, glue twice.
Image 246601   05-09-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
 chhumphrey: Well now we know what kinds of shows this user watches
 Mr. Butt: Holy shit, I didn't realize that they'd made another Dragon Heart. That shit was my jam in elementary school.
 bug: IP Man does not approve.
 dragon horn: Nymphomaniac + Sausage Party = Supergirl
 Mad Collager: Yes! Yes! Yes! Let me be frank with you!
Image 246600   05-09-18   Uploaded by    sue
 Amiga 1000: lolol @Micro Jackson
 Micro Jackson: Assume it!
 dangerkeith3000: If you get a job at a Mission, is it a missionary position?
 chhumphrey: Measure twice cut onc
 Side Boob: Must be able to plan ahead
 mammal883: It would have fit if they just hit F7 to run spell-check.
 WTF: At least they didn't spell it 'seasanal'...
 Zarathustra: Seasonal prostitution?
 Chaplin: Heh, what a dumbass, there is no E in sasonal.
Image 246599   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
 Micro Jackson: America's Least Wanted
 dangerkeith3000: From "The Gang Broke Dee". Man I watch too much IASIP.
 hajjpodge: @Yurishiro Bird watching, I think?
 stunt nuts: I don't get it.
Image 246598   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Cami
 raditzu: Paris by any chance?
 Mr. Shine: @fanny never saw it, just reverse Googled the image and ignored any reddit/Tumblr results.
 fanny: @Mr. Shine is it good? looks interesting...
 barfolomew: @Mr. Shine THANK YOU.
 VeeKay: Might be time to find out about Edith Margaret Garrud.
 Mr. Shine: @barfolomew it's from the set of a Russian film called "Metro."
 Zarathustra: Murdeeeer, all aboard the murden train.
 Greifer: midnight meat train has a new conductor it seems
 Mad Collager: Her composure is amazing. Maybe she really can kick ass.
 barfolomew: @Scoo is she a black belt in karate?
 Scoo: Her name is Yoshimi
 MikeWhiskey: @barfolomew aren't we all?
 Otterman: She seems nice
 barfolomew: Can someone explain what we're looking at? I don't understand and I'm scared.
 daisy picker: Subway sandwich
 sparename: "Riding On The Slugway"
Image 246597   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
 petepuma: If the on/off switch were A/B buttons that would be off the hook
 WTF: Turn me on for Ice Hockey
 Mumbo Dingus: COOL
Image 246596   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 chhumphrey: We're all mad here
 Mad Collager: Nothing in this garage is worth dying for!
 Amy Housewine: He has the ability to disappear, leaving just his smile. But he never smiles.
 ignatz: Beware of the dog!.. and the garage is shady af also
Image 246595   05-09-18   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
 dangerkeith3000: If a condom doesn't work it's user error.
 chhumphrey: I remember an old middle school insult, "what's your birth certificate, an apology letter from Trojan?"
 bromide: for now
 Christina: Should ask for a refund, providing the baby.
Image 246594   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
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