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262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

262292  SurfNTurf: uh huh @wolfpk

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262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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 Crang Horpopert: Just calling to say 'this is fine'
 Japle Morpombies: Snowmageddon
 Boft Cremongus: this is fine
 Geft Albongus: Snowmelt: Level Master
 Troft Rempombies: Her name is Yoshimi
 Purb Groble: @barfolomew Ha :-)
 Vempo Morpumple: Hello? Yeah, it happened again
 Geft Rempoble: "Hi, Mom, it happened again."
 Buple Cremuble: Charlotte, NC, when there's two inches.
Image 246592   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Deng Grungus
 Friwn Plemongus: Best friends.
Image 246591   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Fluft Grunongo
 Gampo Brumbies: your plant needs watering
 Crelm Brombies: Wish I could help :(
 Triple Morpungo: Dork friend.
 Treple Brumple: Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord Jephuph?
Image 246590   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Hurm Rempupert
 Miple Drumuble: Fukushima sushi
 Jolm Plemumbies: Tiburon means "shark"; could be a Dodge Fintrepid.
 Crimp Grungo: What do you think happens to the cars that drown in rivers? They matw with fishes and here it is. Their offspring.
 Jurbo Plemongo: catfimaro or camfish? ehhh bitchin camaro. now we know how they got....... to the bahamas!
 Thiple Flumomple: The feelers let you know when you park close enough to the curb.
 Frelm Grungo: Looks like the engine is flooded.
 Thurb Dampuble: Carfish
 Themp Grunungus: Aston Marlin
Image 246589   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Delm Plumbies
 Jango Gruble: Heard you was talkin shit.
 Rump Grunumple: "I guess you are all wondering why I've gathered you here today."
 Mimpo Cremumple: this is someone's fetish
 Trulm Cremungo: Is this the Wii class?
 Fruple Morpomple: My idea of hell
 Vaft Horpomple: Oh, its one of those how to poop classes
 Jawn Dampoble: @Christina ...or fantasies.
 Crerbo Flumoble: (golf claps)
 Luwn Horpopert: That roll is awfully far from the bowl! Luckily there will be plenty of people to hand you sheets as needed!
 Rulm Drumumple: The stuff of nightmares.
 Pirm Albombies: *tap tap tap* "Overture, 1812."
 Crumpo Cremombies: Behold my works and tremble, you lesser beings
Image 246588   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Flarbo Drumopert
 Dong Flumoble: @dangerkeith3000 oh i'm pretending that isn't even there
 Jiwn Grunungo: @Fiveninety ladder
 Jirt Brongus: @dangerkeith3000 light
 Rilm Drumumple: I spy with my little eye...something that starts with L!
 Vampo Plumple: Nope.bmp
Image 246587   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Crurb Horpombies
 Trurbo Plungo: If I fits, I sits
 Leng Morpumple: @addend i plussed one only because i am a petty contrarian
 Gawn Grunumbies: @Zarathustra OCD: I had to "+" one of your comments, so both would have the same number of points.
 Tralm Flumoble: SO MAJESTIC
 Rampo Brungo: Ocd cat is enjoying ocd.
 Birm Horpomple: Ocd cat is enjoying ocd.
 Jampo Dampumbies: If you look carefully in most fine art, you can find the golden spiral.
 Vewn Ploble: If it fits... eh you know the rest of it.
 Flilm Rempungus: It wasn't me! I've been framed!
 Trumpo Morpombies: "Hee-hee, I'm an art!"
Image 246586   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Craple Plupert
 Frift Drumombies: @Mr Bleak Helping out on the Spaceship! I actually didn't fully appreciate the movie fully until I watched it a second time. I am kinda slow though :P
 Murm Cremungo: @dangerkeith3000 @Side Boob I haven't seen it, but after a quick Google I'll move it up my list. Thank you!
 Rald Morpongo: @Side Boob I love that movie.
 Dawn Horpombies: Sorry, I don't read Heptapod B
Image 246585   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Murm Morpungus
 Bown Morpomple: That wasn't weed, maaan!
Image 246584   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Porb Morpungo
 Jamp Plumple: Took a lot of Wine for Mac and Windows to interface like that
 Jert Flumongus: It's a family of robots, that's what this is.
 Germ Flumuble: ABOMINATION!
 Muple Plumbies: oh my god who the hell cares
 Barb Plomple: One came out as Ubuntu and Daddy Mac never trusted Momma Windows ever again.
 Darb Albungo: They don't have one of those trying too hard to be different Linux kids.
 Thurb Grupert: (crashes)
 Crimpo Rempongus: ...or this could be a tech support van and you are making wild assumptions based on your feelings!
 Hulm Cremongo: @Christina Given the usual layout of these bumper stickers: the man is first/on the left, therefore Mac. Maybe I'm wrong, but "rejects traditional gender roles/is also super into corporate branding" is a rare combination
 Hengo Horpomple: @Sadbot If so, which gender is Windows and which is Mac?
 Hulm Albomple: @Sadbot It just occurred to me that they may be assigning OSes to genders, which is way more fucked up than I'd originally presumed. I'm ashamed to share a state with what I assume is some balding, fat Colorado School of Mines graduate with outdated ideas about gender roles.
 Frarb Plumple: They all use windows tho
 Lewn Grunumbies: @glenalec It's actually from Shenzhen in the Guangdong province.
 Frirm Plemungo: The real story behind this is that a Mac user had sex five times
 Trawn Rempumbies: vv Technically, the manufacturer is based in Taiwan, but these days the actual factories are in cheaper parts of SE Asia with laxer workers' rights.
Image 246583   05-09-18   Uploaded by    Trompo Albongo
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