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253265  Prostata: with that much floof sleeping is snow problem!

253280  tib gubb: heh... "nards"

253286  dangerkeith3000: Why include shorts?

253281  tib gubb: silicon valley, natch

253288  dangerkeith3000: Who took this photo?

253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

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253240 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

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 glenalec: Just calling to say 'this is fine'
 chhumphrey: Snowmageddon
 Greifer: this is fine
 Mad Collager: Snowmelt: Level Master
 Scoo: Her name is Yoshimi
 obama: @barfolomew Ha :-)
 phailsauce: Hello? Yeah, it happened again
 barfolomew: "Hi, Mom, it happened again."
 Mr. Shine: Charlotte, NC, when there's two inches.
Image 246592   05-09-18   Uploaded by    togboat
 Christina: Best friends.
Image 246591   05-09-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
 Greifer: your plant needs watering
 addend: Wish I could help :(
 Christina: Dork friend.
 ignatz: Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord Jephuph?
Image 246590   05-09-18   Uploaded by    celtic
 Micro Jackson: Fukushima sushi
 Teechur: Tiburon means "shark"; could be a Dodge Fintrepid.
 Zarathustra: What do you think happens to the cars that drown in rivers? They matw with fishes and here it is. Their offspring.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: catfimaro or camfish? ehhh bitchin camaro. now we know how they got....... to the bahamas!
 addend: The feelers let you know when you park close enough to the curb.
 WannaBee: Looks like the engine is flooded.
 aoaoaoao: Carfish
 ignatz: Aston Marlin
Image 246589   05-09-18   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
 Warrax: Heard you was talkin shit.
 dangerkeith3000: "I guess you are all wondering why I've gathered you here today."
 petepuma: this is someone's fetish
 Mad Collager: Is this the Wii class?
 Otterman: My idea of hell
 funny in the wall: Oh, its one of those how to poop classes
 WTF: @Christina ...or fantasies.
 barfolomew: (golf claps)
 glenalec: That roll is awfully far from the bowl! Luckily there will be plenty of people to hand you sheets as needed!
 Christina: The stuff of nightmares.
 joxxuh: *tap tap tap* "Overture, 1812."
 Sadbot: Behold my works and tremble, you lesser beings
Image 246588   05-09-18   Uploaded by    madmax1
 Fiveninety: @dangerkeith3000 oh i'm pretending that isn't even there
 dangerkeith3000: @Fiveninety ladder
 Fiveninety: @dangerkeith3000 light
 dangerkeith3000: I spy with my little eye...something that starts with L!
 Side Boob: Nope.bmp
Image 246587   05-09-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
 Winterneuro: If I fits, I sits
 ChubbyBuddy: @addend i plussed one only because i am a petty contrarian
 addend: @Zarathustra OCD: I had to "+" one of your comments, so both would have the same number of points.
 Zarathustra: Ocd cat is enjoying ocd.
 Zarathustra: Ocd cat is enjoying ocd.
 zoso: If you look carefully in most fine art, you can find the golden spiral.
 shadebane: If it fits... eh you know the rest of it.
 BabyVaccine: It wasn't me! I've been framed!
 eradicator: "Hee-hee, I'm an art!"
Image 246586   05-09-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
 Side Boob: @Mr Bleak Helping out on the Spaceship! I actually didn't fully appreciate the movie fully until I watched it a second time. I am kinda slow though :P
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 @Side Boob I haven't seen it, but after a quick Google I'll move it up my list. Thank you!
 dangerkeith3000: @Side Boob I love that movie.
 Side Boob: Sorry, I don't read Heptapod B
Image 246585   05-09-18   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
 zip file: That wasn't weed, maaan!
Image 246584   05-09-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
 Science: Took a lot of Wine for Mac and Windows to interface like that
 Entertainmentalist: It's a family of robots, that's what this is.
 Micro Jackson: ABOMINATION!
 petepuma: oh my god who the hell cares
 WTF: One came out as Ubuntu and Daddy Mac never trusted Momma Windows ever again.
 grizzly: They don't have one of those trying too hard to be different Linux kids.
 addend: (crashes)
 Side Boob: ...or this could be a tech support van and you are making wild assumptions based on your feelings!
 Sadbot: @Christina Given the usual layout of these bumper stickers: the man is first/on the left, therefore Mac. Maybe I'm wrong, but "rejects traditional gender roles/is also super into corporate branding" is a rare combination
 Christina: @Sadbot If so, which gender is Windows and which is Mac?
 Sadbot: @Sadbot It just occurred to me that they may be assigning OSes to genders, which is way more fucked up than I'd originally presumed. I'm ashamed to share a state with what I assume is some balding, fat Colorado School of Mines graduate with outdated ideas about gender roles.
 Gallifrasian: They all use windows tho
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: @glenalec It's actually from Shenzhen in the Guangdong province.
 Sadbot: The real story behind this is that a Mac user had sex five times
 glenalec: vv Technically, the manufacturer is based in Taiwan, but these days the actual factories are in cheaper parts of SE Asia with laxer workers' rights.
Image 246583   05-09-18   Uploaded by    crunchymush
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