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249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

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249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi



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Score:
406
 
 Yurishiro: MY GERMS
 tib gubb: trump needs to learn to keep his hands to himself
Image 246473   05-08-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
162
 
 dangerkeith3000: Got Wood?
 grizzly: Everyone behind this truck is now dead.
 VoR: Logging scum!
Image 246472   05-08-18   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
432
 
 2Berries: Seven reboot looking interesting
 dangerkeith3000: Rad for the windbreaker.
Image 246471   05-08-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
482
 
 Greifer: it's spelled fleshlight
 Dr Awkward: @Mad Collager interesting. Perhaps part of the reason why it's a torch in the UK, but a flashlight in the US?
 Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward It's an old-fashioned term for "flash photo".
 Felicity: Aiming for Nora Dunn as Marlene Dietrich, got Dagwood Bumstead as Astro Boy
 TurkeyVulture: @Dr Awkward it means "nicking a torch."
 Shay: Puttin' on the Ritzzzzzz.
 grizzly: @Dr Awkward Someone stole that dude's flashlight.
 Dr Awkward: WTF does "when a flashlight is taken" mean?
 dangerkeith3000: So the choices are either Boy George or Curious George?
Image 246470   05-08-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
215
 
 Telkwa: Condolences on your lost... Benni?
 Felicity: @Air Biscuit Time is but a window
 Air Biscuit: Death is only the beginning.
 Teechur: @Zarathustra You mean Benadryl Cumbersomesoulpatch?
 WannaBee: "I'm sorry for your loss. Move on."
 Zarathustra: @Yam you mean the Sherlock actor?
 Yam: Her hands? I can't tell what that name is. I'm going with Meriadoc Brandybuck
 Yam: To be fair, someone probably said "HEY DID YOU SIGN THE CARD" and dumped it in his hands before explaining.
 Micro Jackson: Yeah Happy Burial Day!
 VoR: Hah there's always one!
Image 246469   05-08-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
446
 
 Liar tuck: @Dresdenkeogh agreed
 Side Boob: @glenalec I put the previous one in 13 hours ago :P
 glenalec: @Side Boob - To be fair, 12 hours is short enough for it to have been put in the queue before the previous one hit the site.
 Felicity: What*s the Matter with Kansas
 Side Boob: Wow, it hasn't even been 12 hours since #246444
 DrNinjaman: This will go down in the anals of history.
 tib gubb: butt stuff capital of the world
 Micro Jackson: Kansas ain't picky
 VoR: ...when in kansas
 Dresdenkeogh: Did you know? In Kansas the farts are very quiet?
 Shay: Insta-classic.
 Scoo: Amateurs...
Image 246468   05-08-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
271
 
 glenalec: Tumbling down the Mountain.
 Starky15: Fuck you gravityyyyyyyyyy
 Mad Collager: Oof!
 Felicity: I wish they made white chocolate chip cookies without macadamia nuts
 Air Biscuit: "Watch me piss while doing a handstand!"
 Yurishiro: Holy shit wgute chocolate and macadamia nuts?! Get me my drool bucket!
 Micro Jackson: Tastes like failure
 Shay: Look ma as I do this handstand on this mound of crap!
Image 246467   05-08-18   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
222
 
 Felicity: Table for one, please
 White Rice: "Gentlemen, I'm sure you're wondering why I called you here today"
 Mexico: Douche Brigade on the go! Douche Brigade on patrol!
Image 246466   05-08-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
427
 
 glenalec: Now I am going to keep an eye out for a broken vending machine I can fix and turn into one of these for work.
 Yurishiro: I hope when you select them the datasheet pops up.
 Micro Jackson: Nerdvana
 Scoo: The local Makerspace in my city has one of these
 Otterman: Clever. I note C6 is in high demand.
 Sandor: Bingo
Image 246465   05-08-18   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
306
 
 glenalec: @Micro Jackson - To be fair, that would make little difference with musket accuracy of the time.
 Micro Jackson: Remember to be a good sport and stand out in the open wearing bright clothing
 Teechur: @Yurishiro Yes, from all the Siete de Mayo parties last night.
 Yurishiro: 'invade'? 'again'?
Image 246464   05-08-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
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