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268122  Dresdenkeogh: He does not abiden discontinuties.

268128  Side Boob: Four handfuls of adorable.

268126  Dresdenkeogh: I am also in PA

268130  Dresdenkeogh: Harvey Logan, attorney at claw

268129  Spazstatic: Not gonna lie; I laughed.

268108  barfolomew: This is like the definition of rad.

268116  barfolomew: The more buttons you have, the more important you are.

268121  barfolomew: Full credit for going for it.

268124  barfolomew: Clearly plotting your death.

268128  Mad Collager: P-p-p-p-p-pupper face

268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

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267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

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10. dangerkeith3000: 1639 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
13. bbbrandon: 1554 points
14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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 toad: Uh huh @Side Boob
 funny in the wall: who?
 Side Boob: My god, it's full of stars!
 VoR: It's a hoot
Image 246314   05-07-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
 Mr Bleak: Quaid, start the reactor!
 Peter Pantsless: This is for fighting AND fun!
 Otterman: Quato's unappreciated cousin.
 VoR: it is I that will blow you away.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: instead of premature ejaculation he has hair trigger.
 Mumbles: He shoots blanks.
 sparename: Don't get your titties in a twist
 Zarathustra: Only two bullets.
 glenalec: That's the most aggressive Genital Herpes infection I have seen in a long while!
 petepuma: still can't hit the seat
 Side Boob: See a urologist...
Image 246313   05-07-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Mr. Shine: Your move, Vegans!
 Dr Awkward: BAHHHliflower
 VoR: Meat for vegetarians
Image 246312   05-07-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Mr Bleak: There are others: "stripper", "hooker", "fucker" ... That last probably needs a brother/sister team in the Deep South.
 Passive: Why does I.m.g.u.(r show up as Ron Paul?
 Passive: Ron Paul
 Passive: That was supposed to say "ron paul" lol
 Passive: "Why, yes. I do post on ron paul, how did you know?"
 Teechur: I'd dress the kid up as a three, or a five, and have him tell everyone he's an anesthesiologist. Get it? Number? I'll show myself out....
 a robot: Why is this kid the only one dressed up though
 Annoying Vegan : This is a weird thing to see at the moment cuz I literally met a Holocaust survivor two hours ago. Bought her book.
 grizzly: @Butcherboy yep. Harry did several years ago.
 UltraBeverly: The Fuehrur is causing a furor
 Dr Awkward: I can think of another extremely inappropriate word than ends in "er."
 Butcherboy: Didnt one of the British royals dress as hitler at a costume party?
 San DoDo: It's ok to err..I guess..
 dangerkeith3000: Still less offensive than Justin Bieber.
 Shay: Cooperation!
 wolfpk: I hope the teacher learned to add "nothing offensive" from now on.
 petepuma: BAD CHOICE
 Chile Quornwrap: Oh boy, I did nazi this coming either.
 glenalec: @Zarathustra - That one is easy - just wear a traffic cone as a hat!
 fanny: great fucking parents. real fuckERs
 VoR: Wow. Don't give bullies fuel like that
 Zarathustra: How can one dress up their kid as a video player? Like vlc or something?
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall and by that I mean into shock humor, not a nazi
 funny in the wall: i too was a "clever child"
 Christina: Hitler ends with "er", but that's despicable.
Image 246311   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
 Teechur: @Teechur Socks, too. Bleah!
 Teechur: Underwear at least, please!
 VoR: @Christina but I shared my twix with you..
 Christina: Same.
 Bernie 2016: Can't you read the question?
Image 246310   05-07-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
 Joseph: Is this a prison? Where is this? Our prisons don't have giraffes in the garden.
 glenalec: Careful now! He will be demanding a cell phone next!
 VoR: Gate for show
 funny in the wall: i have always wanted to train a carnivorous giraffe
 Side Boob: BOOP!
Image 246309   05-07-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Shay: We get it store, you vape.
 VoR: 420 is a bad joke.
 Side Boob: @barfolomew That will never ever go away. Read the translated graffiti from Pompeii…
 2Berries: @barfolomew cant market to kids, only to the kid in you. Kinda funny since infused edibles tend to candies & nothing savory.
 barfolomew: You know, I was hoping that with the rise of legal pot, we'd grow out of the puns and childish presentation... so far, no luck.
Image 246308   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
 Annoying Vegan : Adolescence is an awkward time no matter who ya are.
 San DoDo: Gotta stop ppl from taking my photo
 skillet: I think your bird is sick.
 Amy Housewine: Goddamn static electric
 TurkeyVulture: Same.
Image 246307   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 dangerkeith3000: Because Herpes-ade tastes horrible.
Image 246306   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
 UltraBeverly: Creationists mistakenly believe this!
 Otterman: Filthy. But genuinely arousing.
 antipatterns: @Amy Housewine You wanna start on the mouth end, and move ass-wards as you eat.
 Zarathustra: @Amy Housewine you mean the same thing but with a snake and a donkey right?
 Amy Housewine: On other websites, there would already have been ten comments about eating ass by now.
 Zarathustra: Whybthe elephant gets happier in each picture?
 bug: @lecj07 Which is closer to being evolutionarily accurate...
 lecj07: If you read bottom to top it's about a dinosaur shedding it's skin to become an elephant and a snake.
Image 246305   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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