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258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

258744  VeeKay: Not a druggie but the hallucinations you experience with shrooms just don't work like this. OK, so I'm a former druggie. Also, good image/username interaction!

258731  sparename: Books Fizz..

258750  Mr. Whiskers: Not all Americans are dumb. Some of us are just fat.

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258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258568 VoR: Super glue

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...



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Hyphae uploaded 258404 (773 points)
fink uploaded 258513 (762 points)
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Score:
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 toad: Uh huh @Side Boob
 funny in the wall: who?
 Side Boob: My god, it's full of stars!
 VoR: It's a hoot
Image 246314   05-07-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
748
 
 Mr Bleak: Quaid, start the reactor!
 Peter Pantsless: This is for fighting AND fun!
 Otterman: Quato's unappreciated cousin.
 VoR: ...no it is I that will blow you away.
 Shay: YOU KILLED GARY, YOU BLOODY BASTARDS!!!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: instead of premature ejaculation he has hair trigger.
 WannaBee: He shoots blanks.
 sparename: Don't get your titties in a twist
 Zarathustra: Only two bullets.
 glenalec: That's the most aggressive Genital Herpes infection I have seen in a long while!
 petepuma: still can't hit the seat
 conner: DON'T SHOOT I BEG YOU
 Side Boob: See a urologist...
Image 246313   05-07-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
599
 
 Mr. Shine: Your move, Vegans!
 Dr Awkward: BAHHHliflower
 VoR: Meat for vegetarians
Image 246312   05-07-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
334
 
 Mr Bleak: There are others: "stripper", "hooker", "fucker" ... That last probably needs a brother/sister team in the Deep South.
 Passive: Why does I.m.g.u.(r show up as Ron Paul?
 Passive: Ron Paul
 Passive: That was supposed to say "ron paul" lol
 Passive: "Why, yes. I do post on ron paul, how did you know?"
 Teechur: I'd dress the kid up as a three, or a five, and have him tell everyone he's an anesthesiologist. Get it? Number? I'll show myself out....
 a robot: Why is this kid the only one dressed up though
 Annoying Vegan : This is a weird thing to see at the moment cuz I literally met a Holocaust survivor two hours ago. Bought her book.
 grizzly: @Butcherboy yep. Harry did several years ago.
 UltraBeverly: The Fuehrur is causing a furor
 Dr Awkward: I can think of another extremely inappropriate word than ends in "er."
 Butcherboy: Didnt one of the British royals dress as hitler at a costume party?
 San DoDo: It's ok to err..I guess..
 dangerkeith3000: Still less offensive than Justin Bieber.
 Shay: Cooperation!
 wolfpk: I hope the teacher learned to add "nothing offensive" from now on.
 petepuma: BAD CHOICE
 Chile Quornwrap: Oh boy, I did nazi this coming either.
 glenalec: @Zarathustra - That one is easy - just wear a traffic cone as a hat!
 fanny: great fucking parents. real fuckERs
 VoR: Wow. Don't give bullies fuel like that
 Zarathustra: How can one dress up their kid as a video player? Like vlc or something?
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall and by that I mean into shock humor, not a nazi
 funny in the wall: i too was a "clever child"
 Christina: Hitler ends with "er", but that's despicable.
Image 246311   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
423
 
 Teechur: @Teechur Socks, too. Bleah!
 Teechur: Underwear at least, please!
 VoR: @Christina but I shared my twix with you..
 Christina: Same.
 Bernie 2016: Can't you read the question?
Image 246310   05-07-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
818
 
 Joseph: Is this a prison? Where is this? Our prisons don't have giraffes in the garden.
 glenalec: Careful now! He will be demanding a cell phone next!
 VoR: Gate for show
 funny in the wall: i have always wanted to train a carnivorous giraffe
 Side Boob: BOOP!
Image 246309   05-07-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
189
 
 Shay: We get it store, you vape.
 VoR: 420 is a bad joke.
 Side Boob: @barfolomew That will never ever go away. Read the translated graffiti from Pompeii pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/…
 2Berries: @barfolomew cant market to kids, only to the kid in you. Kinda funny since infused edibles tend to candies & nothing savory.
 barfolomew: You know, I was hoping that with the rise of legal pot, we'd grow out of the puns and childish presentation... so far, no luck.
Image 246308   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
682
 
 Annoying Vegan : Adolescence is an awkward time no matter who ya are.
 San DoDo: Gotta stop ppl from taking my photo
 skillet: I think your bird is sick.
 Amy Housewine: Goddamn static electric
 TurkeyVulture: Same.
Image 246307   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
567
 
 dangerkeith3000: Because Herpes-ade tastes horrible.
Image 246306   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
1061
 
 UltraBeverly: Creationists mistakenly believe this!
 Otterman: Filthy. But genuinely arousing.
 antipatterns: @Amy Housewine You wanna start on the mouth end, and move ass-wards as you eat.
 Zarathustra: @Amy Housewine you mean the same thing but with a snake and a donkey right?
 Amy Housewine: On other websites, there would already have been ten comments about eating ass by now.
 Zarathustra: Whybthe elephant gets happier in each picture?
 bug: @lecj07 Which is closer to being evolutionarily accurate...
 lecj07: If you read bottom to top it's about a dinosaur shedding it's skin to become an elephant and a snake.
Image 246305   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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