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257885  Felicity: First, assume a spherical dog

257923  waterudoin: Amazon stop

257897  Felicity: And crawling on the planet's face

257913  tib gubb: that's not a human male's sex drive works

257825  werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257922  scribbs: Music on the go! Compact too!

257922  Watch Out: Apple to apple, WTF!

257908  jochenau: @well duh Well maybe those weird bluetooth earpieces count as being tiny cellphones? I do kind of wish we'd ended up with the tiny phones like in Zoolander though.

257911  jochenau: @a robot I didn't feel like squinting at pixels to figure out what was going on here but I saw your comment and now I am SAD.

257911  Solemn: People. The Spaceship is for fun, funny pictures, and a good time. You want creepy and sick, kindly take your trash back to Red.dit or Tum.blr and KEEP it there.

257921  catheter: Good pupperoni. The first NY police dog part confuses me though...

257910  Hyphae: @dangerkeith3000 "Big Fish" Aka- the long awaited remake of "Gladiator"

257911  Solemn: @a robot The product of a sick, twisted mind whose owner deserves to be dunked in an acid bath.

257912  Hyphae: Here we see Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson using deep method acting techniques to prepare for his upcoming role in "Junior Jr: Look Who's Junior Two!", the long awaited sequel to "Junior"

257912  Peter Pantsless: Chip off the ol' rock

257911  mexican: This is a pedophile's room.

257903  addend: Mmm... large knobs, gliding clockwise and back in my firm but gentle hold.

257775  robford: @Mr. Butt Dang

257911  a robot: Wallpapering your room with, say, anime characters is creepy but at least they are fictional drawings. These are all pictures of the girl from Lazytown who is most definitely a CHILD. Please can we make this gross crap go away

257911  a robot: Jesus Christ, what the everloving fuck is this shit :(

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

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257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

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 Mad Collager: @glenalec Yeah, I don't think I'd be brave enough, no matter how twisted the patient were.
 glenalec: @Mad Collager - I was vaguely aware of the Queen one. Probably don't want to be singing it aloud while resuscitating in mixed (alive/dead) company though!
 glenalec: @Mad Collager - Yes. Broken ribs heal. Stopped hearts generally don't!
 Mad Collager: @glenalec Also, did you hear of the two popular songs that have exactly the right compression rhythm? Stayin' Alive, by the BeeGees, and Another One Bites the Dust, by Queen.
 Mad Collager: @glenalec You've got that right! An emergency room surgical nurse told me once that the unusual case is actually NOT breaking the ribs during compressions.
 glenalec: @Mad Collager - I threw all my (substantial) weight into it. But the instructor was able to use it to make the point that breaking ribs during chest compressions is preferable to letting the person die.
 Warrax: I suppose they had to come from somewhere.
 Mad Collager: @glenalec So, were you especially enthusiastic, or was that a particularly hot dummy?
 chhumphrey: I know these have a legitimate use... but nightmares still happen
 static xyz: Pretty normal basement.
 Zarathustra: Feces.
 Zarathustra: I'd be more pleased if they were infant fences.
 apoxia: I used to clean resuscitation dummies as a job when I was a teenager. They have plastic inflatable lungs inside. They grow green stuff in them. I've peeled off all types of faces, adult, child, and infant.
 glenalec: IRL, those are for resuscitation-practice dummies. (At my last first-aid refresher, I broke the dummy - an adult one, though.)
Image 246243   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
557
 
 PushyWebsite: Mario is going to bring back practical magic to England for the first time in 300 years.
 Air Biscuit: Say no to shaving.
 White Rice: @Christina Luigi without the 'stache looks like he should be making observational comedy concerning the quality of airline food 15-20 years ago.
 WannaBee: Everybody's getting nose jobs these days.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: looks like they got into that box o infant faces.
 Christina: Mario without a mustache looks like a boy.
Image 246242   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
256
 
 addend: @Zarathustra Switch to alcohol at least 2 hours before bedtime. Make sure your sleep environment has a wastebasket within reach.
 Zarathustra: The dude who wrote this has no idea how college works.
Image 246241   05-07-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
656
 
 lecj07: @petepuma He's such a sweet man nobody had the heart to tell him
 Nothing: Is that Dale Earnhardt?
 petepuma: Mr. Churros has a weird walking stick, but who am I to tell a blind person what to do?
 fracking: Churrow
 Yam: this isn't my nine iron
 Knice: ChurroMan, the hero we dessert.
Image 246240   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
698
 
 eevee: @Annoying Vegan tots adorbs
 Annoying Vegan : @Yurishiro Accurate. He always does this when Im supposed to be working.
 yawgmoth: That's the perfected you-cant-resist-snugging-me position.
 Knice: So anyway, here's my WonderBalls...
Image 246239   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
870
 
 Science: My dog did this with the neighbor's fence to the point where I had to put him on a long line. Nothing like seeing a 75 pound dog balance on a 2 inch bar.
 Mad Collager: The name is Petit. Philippe Petit.
 Side Boob: You thought the cage could hold me, Brint. 0/10 for you!
 elronhubard: What the hell get that doggo he's not a cat it's dangerous!!
 Knice: [Mission Impossible theme]
Image 246238   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
914
 
 lecj07: For some reason I hear the intro to "Come with me now"
 Dr Awkward: How iz cat dance?
 Knice: Cat-Street's back ALL RIGHT!!
Image 246237   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
983
 
 Mr. Shine: *fnoot*
 catheter: Just me and my chicks
Image 246236   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
587
 
 lecj07: @Yurishiro Make sure to lubricate the slot regularly though. Hate to get anything stuck in there.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Chromeo home decor.
 Mad Collager: This sculpture was popular at the exhibit. It was quite a draw.
 PlzPlzMe: That's a good place to keep your dildoes.
 Knice: Keep it in your drawers.
Image 246235   05-07-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
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 Osiris: @Air Biscuit spidersemen
 Air Biscuit: Also spidermen
 Knice: The least wonderful thing about Tiggers.
Image 246234   05-07-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
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