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267945  ppr4: Lyin' 5th grader SnowyThigh who is FAILING and has been for 5 years is now slandering me over my weight, which is totally taken out of context by the media. LAWSUIT COMING and SAD!

267887  MrBoffo: Wet dog smell squared

267905  MrBoffo: Gooberheimer hat looking good

267936  barfolomew: LOOK AT THEM

267913  MrBoffo: Legend Of the Golden Starches

267914  MrBoffo: Haw haw ... (yawn)

267945  Knice: Whoever drew that's probably in a cage right now.

267933  Shay: @WannaBee *pukes*

267913  Shay: Hamburglar has taken it to a new violent level.

267922  Shay: I'm talking Marina Trench deep baby.

267931  Shay: Poor James van der Beek, he can only get gigs now by appearing on Maury.

267935  ThoughtlessGentleman: i hate to disturb you but i believe someone has farted up your car.

267933  WannaBee: Dat yolk tho...

267866  WannaBee: Here she is at the store #267930

267930  WannaBee: Who wore it better? #267866

267927  WannaBee: Key of abhorrent auto.

267940  Knice: This gives me paws.

267642  Mr Bleak: @Nope Only for the robot, if @a robot is to be believed.

267645  Mr Bleak: "Leave a comment. Don't be afraid." But I am afraid. Afraid to be left in the same room as her. Oh, it'll start well, polite small talk. But before you know it, one of the dolls will have a knife, and it'll all go downhill from there.

267650  Mr Bleak: Now, my pretties, you will be @Teechur ed! Bwwaaahahaha!

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267543 tib gubb: cia got him pushing too many pencils

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267813 MrBoffo: @Sadbot A Roman nose? Roman all over your face?

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267528 Bluetocracy: You may have a slight infestation of felines.

267526 charlemagne: keep crying and I'll send you back to brazil

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.



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 Mad Collager: @glenalec Yeah, I don't think I'd be brave enough, no matter how twisted the patient were.
 glenalec: @Mad Collager - I was vaguely aware of the Queen one. Probably don't want to be singing it aloud while resuscitating in mixed (alive/dead) company though!
 glenalec: @Mad Collager - Yes. Broken ribs heal. Stopped hearts generally don't!
 Mad Collager: @glenalec Also, did you hear of the two popular songs that have exactly the right compression rhythm? Stayin' Alive, by the BeeGees, and Another One Bites the Dust, by Queen.
 Mad Collager: @glenalec You've got that right! An emergency room surgical nurse told me once that the unusual case is actually NOT breaking the ribs during compressions.
 glenalec: @Mad Collager - I threw all my (substantial) weight into it. But the instructor was able to use it to make the point that breaking ribs during chest compressions is preferable to letting the person die.
 Warrax: I suppose they had to come from somewhere.
 Mad Collager: @glenalec So, were you especially enthusiastic, or was that a particularly hot dummy?
 chhumphrey: I know these have a legitimate use... but nightmares still happen
 static xyz: Pretty normal basement.
 Zarathustra: Feces.
 Zarathustra: I'd be more pleased if they were infant fences.
 apoxia: I used to clean resuscitation dummies as a job when I was a teenager. They have plastic inflatable lungs inside. They grow green stuff in them. I've peeled off all types of faces, adult, child, and infant.
 glenalec: IRL, those are for resuscitation-practice dummies. (At my last first-aid refresher, I broke the dummy - an adult one, though.)
Image 246243   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
557
 
 PushyWebsite: Mario is going to bring back practical magic to England for the first time in 300 years.
 Air Biscuit: Say no to shaving.
 White Rice: @Christina Luigi without the 'stache looks like he should be making observational comedy concerning the quality of airline food 15-20 years ago.
 clueful: Everybody's getting nose jobs these days.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: looks like they got into that box o infant faces.
 Christina: Mario without a mustache looks like a boy.
Image 246242   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
256
 
 addend: @Zarathustra Switch to alcohol at least 2 hours before bedtime. Make sure your sleep environment has a wastebasket within reach.
 Zarathustra: The dude who wrote this has no idea how college works.
Image 246241   05-07-18   Uploaded by    toad
Score:
656
 
 lecj07: @petepuma He's such a sweet man nobody had the heart to tell him
 Nothing: Is that Dale Earnhardt?
 petepuma: Mr. Churros has a weird walking stick, but who am I to tell a blind person what to do?
 fracking: Churrow
 Yam: this isn't my nine iron
 Knice: ChurroMan, the hero we dessert.
Image 246240   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
698
 
 eevee: @Annoying Vegan tots adorbs
 Annoying Vegan : @Yurishiro Accurate. He always does this when Im supposed to be working.
 yawgmoth: That's the perfected you-cant-resist-snugging-me position.
 Knice: So anyway, here's my WonderBalls...
Image 246239   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
870
 
 Science: My dog did this with the neighbor's fence to the point where I had to put him on a long line. Nothing like seeing a 75 pound dog balance on a 2 inch bar.
 Mad Collager: The name is Petit. Philippe Petit.
 Side Boob: You thought the cage could hold me, Brint. 0/10 for you!
 elronhubard: What the hell get that doggo he's not a cat it's dangerous!!
 Knice: [Mission Impossible theme]
Image 246238   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
914
 
 lecj07: For some reason I hear the intro to "Come with me now"
 Dr Awkward: How iz cat dance?
 Knice: Cat-Street's back ALL RIGHT!!
Image 246237   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
983
 
 Mr. Shine: *fnoot*
 catheter: Just me and my chicks
Image 246236   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
587
 
 lecj07: @Yurishiro Make sure to lubricate the slot regularly though. Hate to get anything stuck in there.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Chromeo home decor.
 Mad Collager: This sculpture was popular at the exhibit. It was quite a draw.
 PlzPlzMe: That's a good place to keep your dildoes.
 Knice: Keep it in your drawers.
Image 246235   05-07-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
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 Osiris: @Air Biscuit spidersemen
 Air Biscuit: Also spidermen
 Knice: The least wonderful thing about Tiggers.
Image 246234   05-07-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
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