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273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

273043  Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

273125  Sadbot: Read the banner, Mike Lester!

273122  Passive: "Here is that cat scan you ordered"

273122  lecj07: I imagine this is a much more sarcastic Dr. House.

273103  Air Biscuit: Dont use that indoors, youll poke a hole in space.

273080  Prostata: @DrNinjaman well yes.

273123  Passive: ACKTUALLY...

273105  Osiris: I've seen that in Portland

273109  DrNinjaman: I'm usually thinking about murder in that situation, so yeah, it checks out.

273123  Prostata: OHHH.... YEAH...

273112  Air Biscuit: @WTF then do it. Maybe like the theories suggest theyre too smart to visit us, and maybe like us some of them break the rules because its fun.

273124  Prostata: some kind of rump. not sure what

273080  DrNinjaman: @Prostata This is clearly a picture of simulating a CFD bonfire in order to generate the heat they need to keep warm.

273045  Passive: @FabricMan oh god I heard it in Don Adams voice lol

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272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272950 some guy : Snail Down.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.



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 lecj07: @petepuma He's such a sweet man nobody had the heart to tell him
 Nothing: Is that Dale Earnhardt?
 petepuma: Mr. Churros has a weird walking stick, but who am I to tell a blind person what to do?
 fracking: Churrow
 Yam: this isn't my nine iron
 Knice: ChurroMan, the hero we dessert.
Image 246240   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
698
 
 eevee: @Annoying Vegan tots adorbs
 Annoying Vegan : @Yurishiro Accurate. He always does this when Im supposed to be working.
 yawgmoth: That's the perfected you-cant-resist-snugging-me position.
 Knice: So anyway, here's my WonderBalls...
Image 246239   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
870
 
 Science: My dog did this with the neighbor's fence to the point where I had to put him on a long line. Nothing like seeing a 75 pound dog balance on a 2 inch bar.
 Mad Collager: The name is Petit. Philippe Petit.
 Side Boob: You thought the cage could hold me, Brint. 0/10 for you!
 elronhubard: What the hell get that doggo he's not a cat it's dangerous!!
 Knice: [Mission Impossible theme]
Image 246238   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
914
 
 lecj07: For some reason I hear the intro to "Come with me now"
 Dr Awkward: How iz cat dance?
 Knice: Cat-Street's back ALL RIGHT!!
Image 246237   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
983
 
 Mr. Shine: *fnoot*
 catheter: Just me and my chicks
Image 246236   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
587
 
 lecj07: @Yurishiro Make sure to lubricate the slot regularly though. Hate to get anything stuck in there.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Chromeo home decor.
 Mad Collager: This sculpture was popular at the exhibit. It was quite a draw.
 PlzPlzMe: That's a good place to keep your dildoes.
 Knice: Keep it in your drawers.
Image 246235   05-07-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
214
 
 Osiris: @Air Biscuit spidersemen
 Air Biscuit: Also spidermen
 Knice: The least wonderful thing about Tiggers.
Image 246234   05-07-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
816
 
 Amy Housewine: Jaunty.
 dangerkeith3000: meep meep meep meep meep meep
Image 246233   05-07-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
538
 
 wolfpk: @E. HONDA I think this is in Oklahoma. It looks like the one over Will Rogers Turnpike.
 E. HONDA: beauty of the Illinois tollway
Image 246232   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
864
 
 Mr Bleak: I've worked with people who would do this, rather than move the fan... :sigh: We had one fuckwit that cut 20m of kevlar reinforced, steel armoured fibre optic cable bringing all 400 telephone lines into the building. He mistook it for old coax LAN cable, he says.
 Side Boob: "There I fixed it!"
 Mr. Skeltal: Classic classic of something idly taken off the spaceship
 Air Biscuit: If only it could somehow be a mascot as well...
 Knice: I am a fan of this.
Image 246231   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Hokie333
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