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262744  piranharama: But screw turtles

262750  Dr Awkward: Dont care if that nose had a penis on it. Gonna boop regardless

262744  Solemn: Use critical thinking, save red circles.

262674  some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262725  some guy : ;)

262756  hoobleton: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262737  Warrax: This is one I had to rad for being so so stupid.

262746  Zarathustra: Modern day Caligula trying to fight Poseidon

262748  apoxia: Is that a quill?

262757  Frum Temps: Frake if real.

262757  moogerator: ...to boldly go where gnome man has gone before.

262746  tib gubb: "your character is drunk" "I attack the ocean"

262756  dirtstick: I dont have a dick so Im good?

262746  dobbiesdoogs: fishing, american style

262568  beyardo: @AlexDeLarge yup!

262602  addend: Should've printed the card in portrait mode.

262617  addend: Wish I could put you in a pool and watch you propel around.

262745  a robot: @Korrok......approves???

262754  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262753  i peed a lil: Ive got mixed felines about this

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262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live



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Score:
50
 
 ethernet: What a douchebag.
 El hefe: Say hi to Dennis for me
 Mr. Shine: R.I.P. Whoever you were
 james: He has a Chris Makepeace, David Anthony Hewlett, Jim Morrison quality
 dangerkeith3000: not a fan of this
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 246230   05-07-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
682
 
 Demon Universe: I simply love Reverse Valentines.
 snipdawg: You're fired. Here's the sick squid we owe you
 Air Biscuit: Awesome, ingredients and a recipe card!
 lecj07: @Yurishiro From the heart seal, I'm going to extrapolate the squid's lover just dumped them, the letter is frigid in the callous way it ends things.
 Rent A Dog: A frozen letter and a sad squid
 bromide: That's all the sleeper agent needed to awaken all those years of hidden training!
Image 246229   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
768
 
 Mr. Shine: 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01110010 01101111 01110101 01100010 01101100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00111111 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 01110011 00100001
 Side Boob: 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01110010 01110000 01110010 01101001 01110011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01100010 01101111 01100100 01111001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01111001 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110010 01110101 01100100 01100101 00100000 00101111 00100000 01100110 01101001 01101100 01110100 01100101 01110010 01100101 01100100 00100000 00111010 01010000
 Teechur: 01000001 01101110 01111001 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110010 01110100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110011 01110100 01101111 01110010 01101101 00101110 00100000 01000001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01010011 01110100 01101111 01110010 01101101 01111001 00111111
 Science: 01000100 01001001 01100100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110100 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01100010 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01000010 01100101 01100001 01110011 01110100 01101001 01100101 00100000 01000010 01101111 01111001 01110011 00100000 01110110 01101001 01100100 01100101 01101111 00111111
 taxKilla: 01110111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100001 01100110 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100001
 glenalec: 1-1 was a racehorse. 2-2 was 1-2. 1-1-1-1 race. 2-2-1-1-2.
 ptrain: @Mad Collager 00101000 00100000 1101100001 10110000 00100000 1101011100 1010010110 00100000 1101100001 10110000 00101001
 Side Boob: 01001001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110011 01100001 01110111 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01110111 01101111 00100001
 Side Boob: 01000010 01100101 01100101 01110000 00100000 01000010 01101111 01101111 01110000 00100000 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01101100 01100001 01100100 01101001 01100101 01110011 00100001
 Mad Collager: @Side Boob 01010100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01101101 01110101 01100011 01101000 00101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100111 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100001
 Mad Collager: 01010111 01100101 01101100 01101100 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 01101101 01110011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100110 01101100 01101111 01110000 01110000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01110011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01100110 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100001
 Side Boob: 01000111 01101100 01100001 01100100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110101 01110000 01100111 01110010 01100001 01100100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01010010 01000001 01001101
 RiderFan: 01010011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01111001 00100000 01110000 01100001 01101110 01110100 01111001 01101000 01101111 01110011 01100101
 Mr. Shine: 01010111 01100001 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101100 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110010 01100100 00100000 01100100 01110010 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100001
 nanananana: 01000101 01101100 01100101 01100011 01110100 01110010 01101111 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01101111 01110010 01110010 01101000 01100101 01100001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01101001 01110011 01111001 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 01100101 01110010 00101110 00100000
 Mr. Shine: "First they took our jobs, then our girlfriends. "
 Side Boob: rapidtables.com/convert/number/… if you want to play along
 Side Boob: 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110011 01110100 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01101010 01100001 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101110 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00101110
 theaquaman: Don't date robots!
 ColdHotCool: @a robot you look vintage.
 GoodSir: 01000100 01001111 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01010000 01000001 01010010 01011111 01010100 00111111 00111111
Image 246228   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
427
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Touche
 fullofwind: Whale the nukes instead.
 highdra: Gotta nuke somethin...
 Hokie333: Sits well with me.
Image 246227   05-07-18   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
812
 
 Uncle Larry: "I want this beard!"[scratches beard] "No! I want that beard!"
 athiest: Meowy Christmas!!
 glenalec: And that is why Santa wears gloves and facial coverings.
Image 246226   05-07-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
521
 
 Mad Collager: Beauty of Alaska
 wolfpk: A good pic of #246157
 Hungy Dingus: Wheeeeeee
 TwoChewbaccas: Yo Fiddy! Hit that big-ass ramp!
 kate2point0: @jochenau ou est une route vers l'enfer ??
 jochenau: #' There's a lady who's sure / all that glitters is oil / and she's buying a speed ramp / to heaven '#
Image 246225   05-07-18   Uploaded by    wolfpk
Score:
172
 
 PenguinBartender: "Our schools needed to be hardened and our teachers need to be armed. I'm just saying-I'm just saying, if a Creeper came into a hardened school and the history teacher had a 357, the Creeper would think twice about exploding in THAT school. Belieeeeve me."
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Side Boob: Was probably in cahootz with the spiders
 SaltLick: Lol nutley
 Sparkplug: "Suspect was found to be in possession of carrots and saddles, authorities say."
 jochenau: But if you think about it, this headline isn't much more surprising than "Student who made threat had drawing of school, prosecutor says."
 glenalec: Denmark is screwed! gizmodo.com.au/2014/04/denmark-built-a-complete-copy-of-itself-in-minecraft/
Image 246224   05-07-18   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
119
 
 Not A Bot: Wow, I had to confirm on Google Maps, Yep that's just a big penis building alright.
 moogerator: Plot twist the egg has an awesome deck and stomps him.
 Borp Mento: Yes, everyone knows what all the cards in that game are. Of course we do.
 Knice: Bludgeon it with pixels.
Image 246223   05-07-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
384
 
 barfolomew: Ah, enjoying the new deconstructivist breakfast.
 flushpuppy: Is your guest batman? Because rise of the dark knight.
 Bumbo Lungys: Part of this well-balanced breakfast!
 square44: mmm, lots of fiber in this meal
 dorian: How is rice the mispelled word? And who eats a salad with a spoon.
 Knice: Did we successfully spell 'spaghetti' here but not 'rice?' What the fuk.
Image 246222   05-07-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
831
 
 VeeKay: Fire wants to burn Water wants to flow Air wants to rise Earth wants to bind Chaos wants to devour Snel wants to live
 spydermon: Don't talk to me or my snails.
 let it go: The best television show on television!
 Religion X: Snail down y'all! We just got renewed for 16 more seasons!!
Image 246221   05-06-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
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