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249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

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2. Felicity
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9. Dr Awkward
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249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

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Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)
depression uploaded 249098 (814 points)
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 5. WannaBee: 3756 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 3571 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 3465 points
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11. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
12. catheter: 1773 points
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14. younglink: 1678 points
15. male anon: 1656 points
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 Mr Bleak: We are the Bunny. Lower your shields and surrender your carrots. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
 BavidDowie: *copy* *paste* *repeat*
 SpaceCow: They only just outgrew their original crate.
 sparename: Mime rabbs, outgrabin'
 UltraBeverly: Gleaming the cube reboot looking fluffy.
 Christina: Cornered.
 Yurishiro: Cubic hare
Image 245778   05-04-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 a robot: Window cleaner kitty is slow but thorough
 mrdiron: He's just browsing
 Side Boob: Window licker
 Colbo Mundus: facit sejam
 Baby Jesus: [mlem]
Image 245777   05-04-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
 Zaxxoff: I heard about a guy who ate too much hummus and he thought he was an orange and peeled his skin off
 Science: @Felicity: I'm pretty sure that all of those (except for Hummus) are meth photos.
 funny in the wall: not a fan of bean-based spreads. i'd rather do crack
 Christina: The hummus guy is the Brazilian singer Chico Buarque when he was younger.
 Felicity: Mr. Alcohol actually looks better
 Not A Bot: The store exists 24/7. It's just not open all the time.
 itskando: Cuz fots
 Mr. Shine: Hummus IS pretty awesome. I personally recommend Sabra brand Supremely Spicy.
Image 245776   05-04-18   Uploaded by    steve
 meh: @BavidDowie same
 BavidDowie: It's a pink fairy armadildo. Oops. I said it again. Two times...
 Bluetocracy: is that a shrimp sushi mole? looks fresh.
 Side Boob: @mrdiron Don't cut yourself on that edge, boy. :P
 mrdiron: @Side Boob yeah I mean look at your mom, who'd have thought
 Side Boob: The diversity of life on this planet is astounding.
Image 245775   05-04-18   Uploaded by    fanny
 jazzjunkie: Up, up, and away!
 piranharama: Well launch waves and waves of men at them!
 dangerkeith3000: The middle section also needs to be a black bar. 100% black bar saturation.
 SuedeOxford: The diversity of life on this planet is astounding.
 Mr. Shine: Patriot missiles?
 Yurishiro: Needs bigger black bars.
Image 245774   05-04-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
 fanny: i wish he was stealing black bars then maybe he could help us out with the above image
 Bluetocracy: phones just keep getting bigger and bigger
 Side Boob: No negativity.
Image 245773   05-04-18   Uploaded by    oregon man
 Christina: Flight back: #245803.
 Bluetocracy: bestest of fiends
 Side Boob: We're listing to port, Captain!
 Yurishiro: Border cat
Image 245772   05-04-18   Uploaded by    twitter
 Mr. Shine: @Zarathustra As promised! #245831
 Zarathustra: @Mr. Shine cant wait :)
 Bluetocracy: high school yearbook picture.
 dangerkeith3000: Van Gogh in cat form.
 Mr. Shine: @Zarathustra You just wait! I've got one in the upload queue that'll take the prize!
 Zarathustra: Cats are not intelligent beings but this cat looks extremely stupefied.
 Side Boob: You did what now?
 Yurishiro: *hump intensifies*
Image 245771   05-04-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
 Entertainmentalist: Better a butt-whole rather than a half-ass.
 Yurishiro: It just sounds plausible that an @Annoying Vegan would tell that tale.
 Bluetocracy: It even has safe handling instructions.
 Butcherboy: Every day@WannaBee
 WannaBee: @Butcherboy did you do this?
 Jesse P: Sounds like a chapter in a Fifty Shades book.
 Mr. Butt: @Yurishiro It's a living.
 Dr Awkward: @Annoying Vegan I'd listen to that on Audio tape
 Annoying Vegan : Stuffed in the butt by my own whole boneless butt
 Yurishiro: My condolences @Mr. Butt.
Image 245770   05-04-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
 SuedeOxford: Shortened to spa policy
 Mr. Butt: RAD for Pacific Rim.
 Dr Awkward: Well, spaghetti is banned, but most people use the bucatini loophole
 Side Boob: Now I'm wondering what our spaghetti policy is.
Image 245769   05-04-18   Uploaded by    reagan
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