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249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

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249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

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 Demon Universe: Okay. This is the second strangest hospital I even ever been to. Maybe third.
 tib gubb: too bad i'm republican, and don't believe in protecting the child after birth.
 DrNinjaman: Baby Bjorn's new terrorist model
 glenalec: Plot twist. The babies are the true supervillains, he is just their chauffeur+daiper-changer.
Image 245706   05-03-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
 john dough: Blowing off some steam, before getting going home alone to masturbate.
 Warrax: Anything worth doing is worth doing with style.
 Jabberwikket: I'm gonna park there. No, wait over here. Or there, or there. So many options !
 Jabberwikket: Wheeeee!
 DrNinjaman: Must've been a bee in the car.
Image 245705   05-03-18   Uploaded by    prius
 Yurishiro: @Annoying Vegan all the time.
 BavidDowie: Also: "Hey kid, wanna go herd some livestock?"
 BavidDowie: If it works, it's not stupid
 Annoying Vegan : Do you guys ever love dogs so much that it kinda hurts?
 Teechur: He's got mine!
Image 245704   05-03-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
 Mr Bleak: Obviously shopped. The plate and the glass would be on the floor by now.
 UnknownSample: You must pet her. And tell her she's a good cat.
 UltraBeverly: This is what Elon Musk actually believes!
 john dough: "like tears lost in the rain...time to die."
 Amy Housewine: Catptain of The Friendly Spaceship.
 Korrok: I have to laugh...
 Side Boob: Open the pod bay doors, Cuddles.
Image 245703   05-03-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
 grizzly: @jochenau I always see an Alot of cookies
 Yurishiro: Awww!
 BavidDowie: The majestic Snow Leopard, during the brief Arctic summer.
 White Rice: @jochenau of course it does, it's rare to see a whole family of...whatever those are in the wild like that.
 Psymon: I always wanted to see a wild White Fudge!
 jochenau: Not gonna lie, this makes me smile every time I see it.
Image 245702   05-03-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
 Mr Bleak: Green: countries with a car in space. Grey: countries that prefer to drive cars on the ground.
 El hefe: The map hasn't changed since the apollo missions
 DrinkMixMan: Now look up the ones that don't bankrupt people for getting sick
 john dough: sigh...USA! USA! USA!
 wolfpk: That you know of!
 dangerkeith3000: this one is getting old because it wasn't funny even the first time i saw it. i'm a grump.
 Minnesotan: Spain really deserves partial credit for the ETA bombing that blew one of their cabinet ministers (& his car) over a building
 addend: Rad for non-terrestrial pollution... Oh, wait.
 glenalec: Private companies with cars in space.
Image 245701   05-03-18   Uploaded by    The Man
 Kaviri: I am a cat.
 fanny: doggo wants a space car
Image 245700   05-03-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
 Mr Bleak: @DrinkMixMan Or Aggro-Kitty
 DrinkMixMan: They should just call this site Doggo-Gator
 DrNinjaman: Jub jub
 WannaBee: Aw does background doggo have a raincoat on?
Image 245699   05-03-18   Uploaded by    greg
 Felicity: Beautiful
 necronomicon: Cross town traffics, so hard to get through to you
Image 245698   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
 grizzly: I bet it smells great in there.
 DrinkMixMan: Interesting new style for the latest "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" books.
 DrNinjaman: Stay back, it looks rabid!
 Christina: This quipu is dense.
 Shay: The Wicked Witch placed a curse on the group and Toto, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, the Lion, and Dorothy became one.
 WannaBee: "Kill meeee"
Image 245697   05-03-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
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