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273303  artfulcodger: A sad, but common, sight in the aftermath of the collapse of the Wonkonomy.

273315  tib gubb: heh, haha... *sigh*

273281  Mad Collager: So, the song was recorded wive?

273224  BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273306  Mad Collager: Well, Titanic was a steamer.

273307  Mad Collager: I deeply need to express my unique personality through fashion.

273318  Not A Bot: These crackas lackin' coolness.

272089  Mad Collager: @fanny Wow! That's going to be beautiful!

273017  grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273311  Sadbot: Computer, show me jokes comma self

273286  WTF: Incorrect. That would be five in death years.

273288  WTF: PPS You park like an asshole!

273291  WTF: If I could do that I'd never leave the house!

273292  WTF: re:re:re:fwd:fwd:lolrotflmao

273255  LurkedMoar: Rats!

273294  camellia: Tina?

273190  UltraBeverly: More like malware that forced a download.

273251  BavidDowie: Foreshadowing

273265  BavidDowie: Nice buns

273273  BavidDowie: @lecj07 This isn't a cat wedding.

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

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 Mr Bleak: But what's his 0 to 60?
 glenalec: Does the adult version come with emission control?
 Fiveninety: can you shrink so you can do a Geo Metro?
 tib gubb: that doesn't seem appropriate for anyone
 Mad Collager: I understand his Tesla impression is electrifying.
 Ihminen: good news! he can even do the dacia sandero!
 jazzjunkie: User+upload combo!
 wolfpk: If you want to be taken seriously, you would be doing this on the freeway during rush hour.
 addend: So I have this car-wash fantasy...
 barfolomew: Who remembers "hot throte" by cactus?
 Teechur: Can you also do a Hyundai Sorento?
 Stom Premben: Do you also make honk noises?
Image 245605   05-03-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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Image 245603 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by doggggggie. Your image was bad, doggggggie.
 Christina: Like real capybaras.
 Not A Bot: Sean Connery turned down the role of Morpheus in the Matrix.
 Dr Awkward: Excuse me waiter, there's a diorama in my soup
 Prostata: this is just amazing.
 hapi papi: Soupybara
Image 245602   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
 SpaceCow: Zoom out and you'll see a family of five trying to get past a plastic gator.
 dope: what the friend
 raditzu: @Yurishiro guess a woman wouldn't use word "HUGE" describing another woman.
 Mad Collager: @raditzu Especially if they are actually giants.
 UltraBeverly: Which one's the cake?
 majorchamp: @raditzu How do you know I'm not a woman
 petepuma: that is a cool structure.
 raditzu: @Yurishiro saying that again around women will get you killed, man...
 Mr. Shine: Meet me at the old abandoned mini golf course.
 iCEy: That girl is HUGE!
Image 245601   05-03-18   Uploaded by    cran vodka
 tib gubb: just a friendly reminder to be decent to your back-of-house staff!
 clueful: Never forget Gary Busey in drag.
 Mr. Shine: And he never left the kitchen again.
 twenty4: Tom hanks made a chef movie?
Image 245600   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
 BavidDowie: NO U
 lecj07: When she gives you that stare.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: cahh cawwww bitches it is i zombie nun of the sacred dirt and lightning!!! lightin yo ass up.
Image 245599   05-03-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
 BavidDowie: @Dr Awkward Hasn't failed me yet
 Science: There's a difference between "skinny" and "malnourished."
 charlemagne: I swear the day after day bit was copied from a weather report
 DrNinjaman: If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight-gain!
 Dr Awkward: Ask your doctor is if an entire package of Oreos is right for you.
 charlemagne: and you were married to that death row matey
 sparename: It's more effective and more fun to live on chip butties and beer
Image 245598   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
 Mad Collager: This reminds me of the elephant twins born eight months ago in Tanzania. The boy is named Elon Tusk.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: men wouldnt look at me until i turned fully into an elephant with this new easy method!
 bobby: @Yurishiro no definitely wrong
 Sprinkles: @thecraftywolf or right?
 gggina: @Yurishiro i unfortunately read that extremely wrong
 ColdHotCool: Ready for eleprom.
Image 245597   05-03-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
 magicmormon: I like how it looks like he s coming through the paper
 abrahamx: @Shay 2 Stupid Dogs?
 Shay: Awww, isn't that sweet? BUT IT'S WRROOOOONNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!
 Vault Dweller: @thecraftywolf nevermind it resolved itself
 Osiris: @thecraftywolf how do you summon the mods?
 carpwoman: hey aggro mods im having a bit of a problem could you help?
 sporky: uhhh... ok?
 cakefizzle: Good. Good.
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