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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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 Dung Morpupert: But what's his 0 to 60?
 Dirb Dampuble: Does the adult version come with emission control?
 Trert Albumbies: can you shrink so you can do a Geo Metro?
 Mirm Flumple: that doesn't seem appropriate for anyone
 Thulm Gromple: I understand his Tesla impression is electrifying.
 Heft Grupert: good news! he can even do the dacia sandero!
 Vamp Horpoble: User+upload combo!
 Frarb Brongo: If you want to be taken seriously, you would be doing this on the freeway during rush hour.
 Hong Flumungo: So I have this car-wash fantasy...
 Therb Flumungo: Who remembers "hot throte" by cactus?
 Flild Plemupert: Can you also do a Hyundai Sorento?
 Guple Morpumbies: Do you also make honk noises?
Image 245605   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Dompo Cremumple
Image 245604 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Black Jesus. Boo, Black Jesus.
Image 245603 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by doggggggie. Your image was bad, doggggggie.
 Thurm Horpoble: Like real capybaras.
 Larb Drumongo: Sean Connery turned down the role of Morpheus in the Matrix.
 Rump Rempupert: Excuse me waiter, there's a diorama in my soup
 Rart Floble: this is just amazing.
 Merm Plemoble: Soupybara
Image 245602   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Tringo Plemombies
 Purt Groble: Zoom out and you'll see a family of five trying to get past a plastic gator.
 Hart Flumungo: what the friend
 Bump Rempomple: @Yurishiro guess a woman wouldn't use word "HUGE" describing another woman.
 Bimpo Plemuble: @raditzu Especially if they are actually giants.
 Trift Drumumple: Which one's the cake?
 Rerb Plomple: @raditzu How do you know I'm not a woman
 Gold Morpongo: that is a cool structure.
 Dirt Cremomple: @Yurishiro saying that again around women will get you killed, man...
 Ruft Grunongus: Meet me at the old abandoned mini golf course.
 Gort Plemumbies: That girl is HUGE!
Image 245601   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Crungo Broble
 Freld Alboble: just a friendly reminder to be decent to your back-of-house staff!
 Gamp Flumbies: Never forget Gary Busey in drag.
 Thompo Plemopert: And he never left the kitchen again.
 Dumpo Plemomple: Tom hanks made a chef movie?
Image 245600   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Friwn Plemoble
 Flalm Morpumbies: NO U
 Thirbo Horpumple: When she gives you that stare.
 Gompo Gruble: cahh cawwww bitches it is i zombie nun of the sacred dirt and lightning!!! lightin yo ass up.
Image 245599   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Hert Rempomple
 Domp Horpoble: @Dr Awkward Hasn't failed me yet
 Frerb Drumongus: There's a difference between "skinny" and "malnourished."
 Dompo Flumumple: I swear the day after day bit was copied from a weather report
 Jart Drumongo: If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight-gain!
 Lalm Horpuble: Ask your doctor is if an entire package of Oreos is right for you.
 Vart Cremumbies: and you were married to that death row matey
 Melm Drumuble: It's more effective and more fun to live on chip butties and beer
Image 245598   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Thilm Rempuble
 Frarm Morpopert: This reminds me of the elephant twins born eight months ago in Tanzania. The boy is named Elon Tusk.
 Bomp Rempongus: men wouldnt look at me until i turned fully into an elephant with this new easy method!
 Flimpo Rempumple: @Yurishiro no definitely wrong
 Crurt Grombies: @thecraftywolf or right?
 Frert Brombies: @Yurishiro i unfortunately read that extremely wrong
 Freple Cremumbies: Ready for eleprom.
Image 245597   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Rerbo Horpupert
 Hungo Morpongo: I like how it looks like he s coming through the paper
 Pimpo Dampomple: @Shay 2 Stupid Dogs?
 Volm Albungo: Awww, isn't that sweet? BUT IT'S WRROOOOONNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!
 Jurm Bruble: @thecraftywolf nevermind it resolved itself
 Birt Plungo: @thecraftywolf how do you summon the mods?
 Tharm Plupert: hey aggro mods im having a bit of a problem could you help?
 Laple Plungus: uhhh... ok?
 Gingo Gromple: Good. Good.
Image 245596   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Vort Albomple
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