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272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

272738  Not A Bot: What's my porpoise in life?

272755  Dr Awkward: I am so disconnected to sportball that I have no idea what this means.

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272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

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 BavidDowie: Brazilhorn
 glenalec: Wasn't there a movie about that called 'Brazil'?
 dangerkeith3000: He meant Brazil, Indiana
 Teechur: @WTF Did they all have the same kind of dog?
 Side Boob: Lies. There's no such thing as Brazil.
 WTF: However, she did meet a whole slew of identical boys with a cute but weird little mustache who were all hell bent on taking over the world.
 wolfpk: That coukd have ended a lot worse
Image 245588   05-03-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
343
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm not going to hurt you, I just want to smash your hoo-ha.
 dangerkeith3000: Was Shelly one of his victims?
 Dr Awkward: Holy shit, was this a real advert?
 Side Boob: Truly scary
 TaintJuice: Timely!
Image 245587   05-03-18   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
1183
 
 Amy Housewine: There's someone further down the train with an exclamation mark floating above their head.
 DrinkMixMan: he looks egg-cited
 UltraBeverly: Why is this guy always in front of me in the TSA line at EVERY airport? (yes, I know he's magical, but he takes FOREVER)
 Side Boob: ...or is running for president.
 Murm Gungus: fake nerd
 jonz: yeah like opium
 Oh Don Piano: Santa Claus comes out of the closet and he looks FABULOUS.
 originaluser: ostentatiously dressed NPCs never carry anything you need for your quests.
 elmstreet: King Rad.
Image 245586   05-03-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
422
 
 joxxuh: @dangerkeith3000 me too
 dangerkeith3000: It's a period piece.
 dangerkeith3000: Well The holiday used to be related to fertility...so not that far fetched?
 WTF: Worst Easter Egg hunt ever!
Image 245585   05-03-18   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
645
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 245584   05-03-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
481
 
 El hefe: Meet the artist #245608
 DrinkMixMan: poison my water hole
 dangerkeith3000: Rule 34
 Dr Awkward: There's a 'snake' in my booty.
 Osiris: Is that a Woody or you're just happy to see me?
 ChubbyBuddy: you gotta friend 'in' me
 dobbiesdoogs: to sodomy and beyond!
Image 245583   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
566
 
 Amy Housewine: Little Dorrit, married to Greater Arthur.
 Frum Temps: Why the conehead haircut?
 dangerkeith3000: Dorito is just a made up word tho so...
 RiderFan: Black Italian.
 a sedated moose: WHERE DO BUY DORO?
 WTF: It looks like his right hand is saying this to him.
Image 245582   05-03-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
488
 
 BavidDowie: Cats love it!
 Christina: Space cats.
 Urn BooUrn: Personal cat hell, on your back.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "WARNING - CLOAKING FAILURE! - YOUR CONTROL PODS ARE NOW VISIBLE TO YOUR HUMAN HOSTS!"
 tina: Bet you still have to fight them first
 trepanation: Brand new colorful cat prisons!
Image 245581   05-03-18   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
355
 
 Teechur: @dobbiesdoogs They might be replacement panels. Theyre typically primed flat black like that. But looking at the top of the car, yeah, its a douche canoe.
 wolfpk: Paint them black, and embrace them.
 bubbles: Shut up you deserve worse.
 dobbiesdoogs: maybe don't do some lame flat black rattlecan shit to your acuronda
Image 245580   05-03-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
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 sparenamelaptopdied: You'll need cream for your dick-mould
 wolfskin: This ashtray is weird
 Rachelina: @Chest Rockwell Steely dongs
 dangerkeith3000: I thought these were bullet casings at first.
 Teechur: That would make one hell of a chess set!
 Prostata: lol dongs
 winwolf: 71 gallons.
 Chest Rockwell: I want to listen to Steely Dan for some reason.
 Gluten Fee: Recycle your used wang!
 glenalec: Latex-products factory went out of business and sold its molds for scrap?
Image 245579   05-03-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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