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262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

262959  Sandor: So if I can't get hired by McDonald's, does that make me a winner?

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

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 Mr Bleak: Once Harry and Ron tried the muggle meth, there was no going back.
 wolfpk: I'm not sold on this "more realistic" Harry Potter remake.
 Side Boob: Harris Putin and Gulag of Azkerban
 Air Biscuit: Poor trigger control
 InfiniteZero: In Russia, wizards muggle you!
 Dr Awkward: Don and Larry
 Knice: Gryffindorks
Image 245562   05-03-18   Uploaded by    propro
 John Blender: you
 Side Boob: Ayyy lmao
 Dresdenkeogh: Do yourself a favor and look up maymo the lemon beagle on YouTube. It's a happy you tube hole
Image 245561   05-02-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
 a robot: Crack is whack. Pee Wee Herman said it, so it must be true.
 Knice: God wanting you to pass that shit.
Image 245560   05-02-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
 tib gubb: i don't get it
 jochenau: @VoR @Knice I think he's saying Cummerbund Bandersnatch's eyes are unusually far apart/high up on his face.
 SuedeOxford: Bumbershoot CoffeeKlatch
 Butcherboy: Benadryl cucumber patch?
 VoR: Wut
 Knice: wut was too short so I'll try again: wut
Image 245559   05-02-18   Uploaded by    time is wastin
 titular role: [dips pinky into sugar, tastes it] Yup, its pure
 necronomicon: Still not as strong as pure Michigan, that stuff will mess. you. up.
 MyPasswordAintPassword: First you get the sugar, then you get the power, THEN you get the women...
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice YAAAAS!
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan Hope that's his dancin' name.
 Annoying Vegan : Please dont post photos of my husband without his permission.
 Knice: Solid dancin name.
Image 245558   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
 VoR: If computer games have taught me anything .. you miss everything until one bounces back killing yourself
 tib gubb: great. now i'm a weeaboo
 Knice: Ha ha guns are so splody
Image 245557   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
 tib gubb: sounds classy
 Dr Awkward: Because fuck you and everyone near you
Image 245556   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
 wolfpk: Fifth panel: Use umbrella to fend off Hawks
 Air Biscuit: The umbrella corporations schemes finally start to make sense...
 Whatever: Actually holding a stick over your head like an umbrella will work because birds usually attack the highest part of your body - usually to defend their nest
 Peter Pantsless: Wish I had an umbrella in Far Cry 4
 glenalec: You used to be able to wear a bike helmet against Magpies in Aust. But these days they have worked out to attack the back of your neck if you have one on.
Image 245555   05-02-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
 Mr Bleak: My Hovercraft is full of eels! Hungarian: Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant... do you waaaaaant... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
 tib gubb: that's normal in norway
 wolfpk: @Peter Pantsless I'll settle for a friendly wave.
 CaptainCatbreath: Rad for Norwegian
 dangerkeith3000: Norwegians run into that problem a lot.
 Skinr: You might want to hold it for a while...
 Bohab: If you give him some paper you'll get a heart piece and check him off in your bomber's notebook
 Peter Pantsless: It's trying to give you a high five for your excellent translation skills
 Telkwa: 11 IN A ROW? What's next from Mr. Toilet?
 glenalec: A very useful daily phrase!
Image 245554   05-02-18   Uploaded by    GoodSir
 tib gubb: CLANG
 wolfpk: Man is she hard headed!
 Teechur: This is what I do when there's a hand coming out of the toilet, too.
 White Rice: @Mr. Butt I was thinking more of a *BONK*, since she did use her head.
 Mr. Butt: DOINK
Image 245553   05-02-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
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