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273518  MrBoffo: Out of his depth

273529  MrBoffo: Wouldn't think of it

273622  FormerLurker: The dog fatted

273640  some guy : @smusher What?

273624  pirate: Whose eyes are those? idgi

273612  Micro Jackson: He's trying to cut down

273614  Micro Jackson: Sorry, Dave, I can't let you take that slice of pizza........

273639  Mr. Butt: Red sky at night, puppy's delight.

273595  MrBoffo: TwoFace, Ratman's arch enemy

273625  Micro Jackson: Better late than never when hemming pants

273627  Micro Jackson: Are you kidding? I love that shit

273628  Micro Jackson: Invert the green screen

273629  Micro Jackson: Reach in and grab one

273634  Micro Jackson: Save 'em, you're going to need 'em in the joint

273635  Micro Jackson: Looks like my neighbourhood

273636  Micro Jackson: Well, fuck a duck!

273627  MrBoffo: Take one down and pass it around...

273629  MrBoffo: Too floofy for Thailand

273640  smusher: Homosassa what?

273648  Borp Mento: Today you are the good boy - Kona

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273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.



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Score:
396
 
 Mr Bleak: Once Harry and Ron tried the muggle meth, there was no going back.
 wolfpk: I'm not sold on this "more realistic" Harry Potter remake.
 Side Boob: Harris Putin and Gulag of Azkerban
 Air Biscuit: Poor trigger control
 InfiniteZero: In Russia, wizards muggle you!
 Dr Awkward: Don and Larry
 Knice: Gryffindorks
Image 245562   05-03-18   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
502
 
 John Blender: you
 Side Boob: Ayyy lmao
 Dresdenkeogh: Do yourself a favor and look up maymo the lemon beagle on YouTube. It's a happy you tube hole
Image 245561   05-02-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
462
 
 a robot: Crack is whack. Pee Wee Herman said it, so it must be true.
 Knice: God wanting you to pass that shit.
Image 245560   05-02-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
491
 
 tib gubb: i don't get it
 jochenau: @VoR @Knice I think he's saying Cummerbund Bandersnatch's eyes are unusually far apart/high up on his face.
 SuedeOxford: Bumbershoot CoffeeKlatch
 Butcherboy: Benadryl cucumber patch?
 genius: Wut
 Knice: wut was too short so I'll try again: wut
Image 245559   05-02-18   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
221
 
 titular role: [dips pinky into sugar, tastes it] Yup, its pure
 necronomicon: Still not as strong as pure Michigan, that stuff will mess. you. up.
 MyPasswordAintPassword: First you get the sugar, then you get the power, THEN you get the women...
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice YAAAAS!
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan Hope that's his dancin' name.
 Annoying Vegan : Please dont post photos of my husband without his permission.
 Knice: Solid dancin name.
Image 245558   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
447
 
 veryblue: If computer games have taught me anything .. you miss everything until one bounces back killing yourself
 tib gubb: great. now i'm a weeaboo
 Knice: Ha ha guns are so splody
Image 245557   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
230
 
 tib gubb: sounds classy
 Dr Awkward: Because fuck you and everyone near you
Image 245556   05-02-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
317
 
 wolfpk: Fifth panel: Use umbrella to fend off Hawks
 Air Biscuit: The umbrella corporations schemes finally start to make sense...
 Whatever: Actually holding a stick over your head like an umbrella will work because birds usually attack the highest part of your body - usually to defend their nest
 Peter Pantsless: Wish I had an umbrella in Far Cry 4
 glenalec: You used to be able to wear a bike helmet against Magpies in Aust. But these days they have worked out to attack the back of your neck if you have one on.
Image 245555   05-02-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
607
 
 Mr Bleak: My Hovercraft is full of eels! Hungarian: Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant... do you waaaaaant... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
 tib gubb: that's normal in norway
 wolfpk: @Peter Pantsless I'll settle for a friendly wave.
 CaptainCatbreath: Rad for Norwegian
 dangerkeith3000: Norwegians run into that problem a lot.
 Skinr: You might want to hold it for a while...
 Bohab: If you give him some paper you'll get a heart piece and check him off in your bomber's notebook
 Peter Pantsless: It's trying to give you a high five for your excellent translation skills
 Telkwa: 11 IN A ROW? What's next from Mr. Toilet?
 glenalec: A very useful daily phrase!
Image 245554   05-02-18   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
902
 
 tib gubb: CLANG
 wolfpk: Man is she hard headed!
 Teechur: This is what I do when there's a hand coming out of the toilet, too.
 White Rice: @Mr. Butt I was thinking more of a *BONK*, since she did use her head.
 Mr. Butt: DOINK
Image 245553   05-02-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
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