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272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

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9. Teechur
10. SuedeOxford



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272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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10. westerner: 1738 points
11. kshoxx: 1705 points
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Score:
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 tib gubb: talk about a great target for trolling
 funny in the wall: Theres definitely a sex dungeon up in there and not the fun kind
 Not A Bot: "This seems as good a place as any to end the world" Rumsfeld said from beneath his Panama Jack hat. "Just press the big red button and this whole nightmare can come to an end."
 wolfpk: One hundred percent secure from a zombie apocalypse. Just make sure you have enough supplies because resource runs will be very difficult!
 glenalec: Wish I was here!
Image 245533   05-02-18   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
455
 
 tib gubb: yeah and i ignored it like 8 days ago
 Air Biscuit: The answer is still valid.
 Peter Pantsless: "and you were there."
 glenalec: So it obviously wasn't important.
Image 245532   05-02-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
670
 
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Image 245531   05-02-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
425
 
 Yam: Good dog
 Peter Pantsless: "Homework, eh? You gonna eat that?"
 Not A Bot: The stapler on the table mocks him
Image 245530   05-02-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Image 245529 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by ping. You have brought shame on us, ping.
Score:
708
 
 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk Crazy Fool! You know wolves can't count to three!
 Greifer: time for the holy handgranade of antiochia
 Side Boob: Look at the bones!
 wolfpk: Dumb wolf! You should have used the Holy Hand Grenade.
 a robot: @Urn BooUrn You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
 TurkeyVulture: Look at its chompers!
 Urn BooUrn: That Rabbb-bits got a MEAN streak a mile long.
 sparename: " # Who's afraid of the big bad bun? # "
Image 245528   05-02-18   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
883
 
 piranharama: Its time to seize the means of production, comrades!
 Springbok: @NoRagrets A pity party for a party cat
 Shay: But what about my breakfast?
 NoRagrets: I read it as pity cat
 tib gubb: i want one
 glenalec: There is a feature that might actually get me to buy a car!
Image 245527   05-02-18   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
544
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 245526   05-02-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
682
 
 Bernie 2016: Covered in leeches
 jazzjunkie: Must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque!
 Telkwa: It got hot, so she went to rest in the canal.
 funny in the wall: This is fine
 sparename: Captain Willarf
Image 245525   05-02-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
296
 
 Side Boob: Why not zoidberg?
 Christina: His feet are not touching the ground!
 Peter Pantsless: Also, I'm calling it: "Sock Lobster" will be on the next Weird Al album. Weird Album, if you will
 glenalec: If you hot-wash these socks, do they scream?
 Peter Pantsless: Suitable for a jaunty jig, natch
 Shay: The floor must be lava because the lobsters are already cooked.
Image 245524   05-02-18   Uploaded by    potato
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