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258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

258744  VeeKay: Not a druggie but the hallucinations you experience with shrooms just don't work like this. OK, so I'm a former druggie. Also, good image/username interaction!

258731  sparename: Books Fizz..

258750  Mr. Whiskers: Not all Americans are dumb. Some of us are just fat.

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258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258568 VoR: Super glue

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258616 trelyate: Chuck Tingle titles getting lazy

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...



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 well duh: He would never have stopped studying the katana long enough to have sex. Must be an uncle.
 DrinkMixMan: This is going to be a heck of a circumcision
 Side Boob: While my wife was changing diapers, I studied the blade.
 Yam: -Teleports behind you-
 Knice: Dude: *somberly places right hand on sword-hilt* Baby: *slides off*
 Side Boob: Kid doesn't stand a chance.
Image 245161   04-30-18   Uploaded by    Malkchic
Score:
414
 
 huskyboy: This is perfect. When my parents asked me to house-sit I couldn t tell which plant was the orchid
 jochenau: The "thorny stick" is probably something like Euphorbia trigona, an African plant commonly mistaken for a cactus (cacti are only found natively in the Americas).
 Telkwa: Instructions overly clear.
 Yam: Tall leaf plant is just a jerk. You wouldn't believe what he said to my girlfriend
 Off Topic: *Flips page* Audrey 2, location: green house. Requires one person of it's choosing as often as needed.
Image 245160   04-30-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
240
 
 Korrok: I am not impressed.
 Dreforian: @lecj07 Wouldn't that be redundant?
 Mad Collager: Geez! Aren't you high enough already?
 lecj07: @dangerkeith3000 Making an antigravity bong.
 dangerkeith3000: It's for a "scientific" "study".
 Knice: Astronugs
 antipatterns: NASA engineer 1 : Well we have one extra ounce of weight on this launch. NASA engineer 2: *Bob Marley "Ooh ye"*
 antipatterns: In space no one can hear you bake. Joke #2 : It was all fun and games until the Russians brought up Krokodil. Also, did you know that China is banned from ISS? C'mon now let them Chinese astronauts in there.
 Whoompf: "What's in YOUR 2-axis inclination sensor module?"
Image 245159   04-30-18   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
414
 
 glenalec: Modesty bubbles.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: (e) bag of space weed cleverly disguised as a frothy pile of....
 ThoughtlessGentleman: plot twist its a (a) fleshlight (b) grover cleveland (c) a common dandelion (d) ball of yarn
 VoR: Why so frothy?
 Knice: Scrub up in a 71-gallon tub o' dicks.
Image 245158   04-30-18   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
270
 
 Scoo: She knows what's she doing. I hope.
 VoR: .. nailed it again
 TurkeyVulture: So, it's not a great move with a plastic-cased drill driver, but I'm pretty sure he's just tapping in a starting hole
 ping: When you've got a hammer, everything looks like a... erm... power drill.
Image 245157   04-30-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
734
 
 Mad Collager: Nightmare at 20,000 Feet remake not so scary.
 Yam: He looks pretty scared
 Side Boob: Sky King to the rescue!
 lecj07: This is your captain speaking, today we will be cruising at an altitude of d'awww heading to snugglesville.
Image 245156   04-30-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
104
 
 Malkchic: The rumor come out. Does Drake is Josh?
 Albo Grungus: Josh is drake! Drake is josh! Josh is a man! Oh my GOD! Josh is a man! *throws up*
 Whoompf: Quit'cher Joshin'
 barfolomew: I don't know art, but I know what I like, and it's not this.
Image 245155   04-30-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
282
 
 WTF: Reliving the birthing process...
 Side Boob: @FabricMan This is super valuable when he starts bringing girls home
 lecj07: @FabricMan You need something to show the future romantic interest.
 FabricMan: I wouldn't consider this a "Kodak moment," personally, but you do you
 lecj07: The joys of motherhood.
 Scoo: When Potty Training becomes Swirlie Training
Image 245154   04-30-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
388
 
 lavender: Be the goth girl you want to date
 jochenau: "sponsored by XBOX360Owner" eh?
 antipatterns: @antipatterns In case she reads this, you are my big tiddy goth gf babe. I love you.
 lecj07: @VeeKay *whistles tune*
 antipatterns: FUCK
 VeeKay: Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad, Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle! And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life...
Image 245153   04-30-18   Uploaded by    Malkchic
Score:
656
 
 glenalec: A good clean performance.
 Telkwa: SQUEAK!
 dangerkeith3000: America's Got Perverts
 White Rice: If this still had the original creators info on it, and not "ifunny" (phone wanted to autocorrect to "unfunny", just wanted to share that) then I could Rad. However, ifunny bar deliberately blocking the actual site/creator info.
Image 245152   04-30-18   Uploaded by    killme
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