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268122  Dresdenkeogh: He does not abiden discontinuties.

268128  Side Boob: Four handfuls of adorable.

268126  Dresdenkeogh: I am also in PA

268130  Dresdenkeogh: Harvey Logan, attorney at claw

268129  Spazstatic: Not gonna lie; I laughed.

268108  barfolomew: This is like the definition of rad.

268116  barfolomew: The more buttons you have, the more important you are.

268121  barfolomew: Full credit for going for it.

268124  barfolomew: Clearly plotting your death.

268128  Mad Collager: P-p-p-p-p-pupper face

268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

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267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

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11. withak: 1603 points
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 well duh: He would never have stopped studying the katana long enough to have sex. Must be an uncle.
 DrinkMixMan: This is going to be a heck of a circumcision
 Side Boob: While my wife was changing diapers, I studied the blade.
 Yam: -Teleports behind you-
 Knice: Dude: *somberly places right hand on sword-hilt* Baby: *slides off*
 Side Boob: Kid doesn't stand a chance.
Image 245161   04-30-18   Uploaded by    Malkchic
 huskyboy: This is perfect. When my parents asked me to house-sit I couldn t tell which plant was the orchid
 jochenau: The "thorny stick" is probably something like Euphorbia trigona, an African plant commonly mistaken for a cactus (cacti are only found natively in the Americas).
 Telkwa: Instructions overly clear.
 Yam: Tall leaf plant is just a jerk. You wouldn't believe what he said to my girlfriend
 Off Topic: *Flips page* Audrey 2, location: green house. Requires one person of it's choosing as often as needed.
Image 245160   04-30-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
 Korrok: I am not impressed.
 Dreforian: @lecj07 Wouldn't that be redundant?
 Mad Collager: Geez! Aren't you high enough already?
 lecj07: @dangerkeith3000 Making an antigravity bong.
 dangerkeith3000: It's for a "scientific" "study".
 Knice: Astronugs
 antipatterns: NASA engineer 1 : Well we have one extra ounce of weight on this launch. NASA engineer 2: *Bob Marley "Ooh ye"*
 antipatterns: In space no one can hear you bake. Joke #2 : It was all fun and games until the Russians brought up Krokodil. Also, did you know that China is banned from ISS? C'mon now let them Chinese astronauts in there.
 Whoompf: "What's in YOUR 2-axis inclination sensor module?"
Image 245159   04-30-18   Uploaded by    winwolf
 glenalec: Modesty bubbles.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: (e) bag of space weed cleverly disguised as a frothy pile of....
 ThoughtlessGentleman: plot twist its a (a) fleshlight (b) grover cleveland (c) a common dandelion (d) ball of yarn
 VoR: Why so frothy?
 Knice: Scrub up in a 71-gallon tub o' dicks.
Image 245158   04-30-18   Uploaded by    namaste
 Scoo: She knows what's she doing. I hope.
 VoR: .. nailed it again
 TurkeyVulture: So, it's not a great move with a plastic-cased drill driver, but I'm pretty sure he's just tapping in a starting hole
 ping: When you've got a hammer, everything looks like a... erm... power drill.
Image 245157   04-30-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
 Mad Collager: Nightmare at 20,000 Feet remake not so scary.
 Yam: He looks pretty scared
 Side Boob: Sky King to the rescue!
 lecj07: This is your captain speaking, today we will be cruising at an altitude of d'awww heading to snugglesville.
Image 245156   04-30-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Malkchic: The rumor come out. Does Drake is Josh?
 Albo Grungus: Josh is drake! Drake is josh! Josh is a man! Oh my GOD! Josh is a man! *throws up*
 Whoompf: Quit'cher Joshin'
 barfolomew: I don't know art, but I know what I like, and it's not this.
Image 245155   04-30-18   Uploaded by    mission2mars
 WTF: Reliving the birthing process...
 Side Boob: @FabricMan This is super valuable when he starts bringing girls home
 lecj07: @FabricMan You need something to show the future romantic interest.
 FabricMan: I wouldn't consider this a "Kodak moment," personally, but you do you
 lecj07: The joys of motherhood.
 Scoo: When Potty Training becomes Swirlie Training
Image 245154   04-30-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
 lavender: Be the goth girl you want to date
 jochenau: "sponsored by XBOX360Owner" eh?
 antipatterns: @antipatterns In case she reads this, you are my big tiddy goth gf babe. I love you.
 lecj07: @VeeKay *whistles tune*
 antipatterns: FUCK
 VeeKay: Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad, Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle! And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life...
Image 245153   04-30-18   Uploaded by    Malkchic
 glenalec: A good clean performance.
 Telkwa: SQUEAK!
 dangerkeith3000: America's Got Perverts
 White Rice: If this still had the original creators info on it, and not "ifunny" (phone wanted to autocorrect to "unfunny", just wanted to share that) then I could Rad. However, ifunny bar deliberately blocking the actual site/creator info.
Image 245152   04-30-18   Uploaded by    killme
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