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257859  ignatz: Too high then too low

257818  Spazstatic: Smiling Dog Crew is a bunch of people who are typically really good pilots but rarely take mercy. I typically try to avoid them just in case they are in a bad mood.

257855  sparename: This would look even worse with ketchup. Or mayo...

257863  Prefuse: 2nd from left is perfect

257863  ignatz: ... Cappuccino?

257855  Solemn: -PRRRT-

257855  ignatz: You gotta be shittin' me..

257844  Not A Bot: For puzzles everybody knows you start with the fucking corner pieces.

257770  p nut: Dying @Mr. Shine...

257850  Peter Pantsless: Vehicular manslaughter WITH STYLE!

257844  Sadbot: I'll take anything on the PS2 over the weird jumpy textures of the first PS

257809  Greifer: and now to something completely different

257850  Solemn: Life at Andy's house wasn't the same after Mrs. Nesbitt discovered clubbing.

257806  Mr. Whiskers: @Spazstatic Ah right...I mixed up the triangley buildings

257844  Yam: Baldurs Gate Dark Alliance 1 and 2 are on my shelf, but they dont work well with emulators and my PS2s AV out jack is broken

257838  Felicity: This artist is starting to remind me of Kyle Baker

257842  Felicity: His ear looks like a hole in the arm of the sofa

257827  wolfpk: This dog hates vacuums. Not the sound like most dogs, but being ran over by one!

257843  a robot: Who are you talking to?

257846  wolfpk: Meet your new partner.

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257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257824 WannaBee: Chicks with blocks and clocks come.

257650 Spazstatic: UnexpectedBossFight.jpg

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

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 watwatwat: @Felicity That's why you have to drink plenty of water and stay hydrated!!
 sorghum: He must store it in his muscles
 Side Boob: New from Aperture Science: Cordless Watering Head. We're between banks right now, so just make those checks out to CASH.
 lecj07: @Scoo Not the most glamorous thing he ever smuggled, but definitely useful when you have to hose down a wookie.
 Coolguy: Headphones not even plugged In
 Scoo: Harrison Ford clearly has access to more advanced technology than us
 Spazstatic: *Wireless watering availability subject to local regulation and scientific breakthroughs.
Image 245043   04-29-18   Uploaded by    cj22
 sue: One time I got my computer to work by turning it off and on again, and I said to myself, My kung fu is the best
 Big Bong Theory: Willem Dafoe doing a Jim Carrey impression
 Whoompf: More artist
 WannaBee: @BavidDowie kinda makes me feel like river dancing.
 BavidDowie: There was a firefight
 Skinr: When you're looking for a cool villainous catchphrase, but it's not quite working: "Back to formula?"
 thecraftywolf: there was no hypothesis so judging by you not using the scientific method, no, no you are not a scientist at all you plastic face looking impostor!
Image 245042   04-29-18   Uploaded by    lavender
 pewdiepie: Chinese food only comes in those on TV and in movies
 Side Boob: Same.
 Skinr: Full of grace.
 thecraftywolf: @glenalec i prefer pork "mew" fun
 Mr. Shine: Abort! Abort!!
 glenalec: Chow Miaow!
 dobbiesdoogs: fun fact: the container is designed to be unfolded and used as a plate that your cat can knock off the table
Image 245041   04-29-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
 lecj07: How long was that bottle sitting there?
 Telkwa: Take one down, and pass it around...
 BavidDowie: I can name almost everything there from label design. I don't know whether to be proud or concerned.
 Air Biscuit: @amyhousewines house?
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf that pun took way too long to think of
 Scoo: Reverse Vampire is my favorite varietal
 thecraftywolf: Sauvignon Blank
Image 245040   04-29-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
 Mr. Shine: Ayyy lmao
 Sadbot: Protip: Sectoids take more damage from melee attacks
 Scoo: Didn't skip thorax day!
 glenalec: That is actually its mouth!
Image 245039   04-29-18   Uploaded by    psyops
 romangreek: A Book of Talking Points About Poo
 VoR: Meh
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Side Boob: How about we try tolerance and compassion instead of clinging to the narratives of media conglomerates & politicians?
 Coolguy: Yes they are, but so are mine. So theres that...
 Skinr: A Growing-The-Fuck-Up Book (TM)
 Sadbot: "Can't we all just get along while the institutions we hold dear and very world we live in burn down around us"-Ernie the centrist
 Scoo: Live-action Bert could be played by John Oliver
 kazzy94: My parents must've read this to my sister as a toddler
Image 245038   04-29-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
 Side Boob: Boop!
 Springbok: What gorgeous eyes that shine like cloudless, spring-kissed sky! What pure, silky fur with the texture of cottony clouds, of chinchilla down fluffed in a bed of swan feathers! What a boopable snoot and perky, floppable ears that must bounce as he tears across grassy fields, chasing sticks and sunlight and butterflies! What a perfect dog! What a beautiful boy!
Image 245037   04-29-18   Uploaded by    professional
 Springbok: @thecraftywolf Sorry, I needed to express my love somehow
 thecraftywolf: @Springbok you put way too much effort into that a simple "Brady is a perfect chocolate pupper" would suffice
 Springbok: How? Sweet Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, how can we have so many perfect puppinos? Who sculpted this beautiful creature out of milk chocolate and gave him eyes to melt Darth Vader? Gods above, look at him! So proud, so self-assured, with such faith in the goodness of this world and his place in it. Regal, almost, with a boyish air of a prince, just beginning to understand how precious he is but still not quite aware of how important he is to me. Prince Brady! I wish you a long, happy life, of tum rubs and rawhide bones and good hoomans who love you! Blessed be, chocolatey Prince Brady!
 lecj07: Choco pupper! Is the rest of the litter the Brady bunch?
Image 245036   04-29-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
 Emoji: Badded for domestic violence, but I like the use of opera-length gloves, petticoats, and opaque tights
 Side Boob: Everyone really was kung-fu fighting!
 raditzu: This will teach him not to ask for a BJ ever again!
 wolfpk: Honeymoon not going well?
 Scoo: Chick Norris
 Air Biscuit: @lecj07 till death do you part.
 lecj07: FINISH HIM!
Image 245035   04-29-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Scoo: Chez Cosby
 stunt nuts: "How are we going to fix this marriage?? " " Yes."
 wolfpk: So, who are you saying yes to? Or is that a generic yes to everyone?
Image 245034   04-29-18   Uploaded by    kristy
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