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268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Felicity
5. Shay
6. Dr Awkward
7. Not A Bot
8. wolfpk
9. a robot
10. ignatz

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267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
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 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 watwatwat: @Felicity That's why you have to drink plenty of water and stay hydrated!!
 sorghum: He must store it in his muscles
 Side Boob: New from Aperture Science: Cordless Watering Head. We're between banks right now, so just make those checks out to CASH.
 lecj07: @Scoo Not the most glamorous thing he ever smuggled, but definitely useful when you have to hose down a wookie.
 Coolguy: Headphones not even plugged In
 Scoo: Harrison Ford clearly has access to more advanced technology than us
 Spazstatic: *Wireless watering availability subject to local regulation and scientific breakthroughs.
Image 245043   04-29-18   Uploaded by    cj22
 sue: One time I got my computer to work by turning it off and on again, and I said to myself, My kung fu is the best
 Big Bong Theory: Willem Dafoe doing a Jim Carrey impression
 Whoompf: More artist
 madmax1: @BavidDowie kinda makes me feel like river dancing.
 BavidDowie: There was a firefight
 Skinr: When you're looking for a cool villainous catchphrase, but it's not quite working: "Back to formula?"
 thecraftywolf: there was no hypothesis so judging by you not using the scientific method, no, no you are not a scientist at all you plastic face looking impostor!
Image 245042   04-29-18   Uploaded by    lavender
 pewdiepie: Chinese food only comes in those on TV and in movies
 Side Boob: Same.
 Skinr: Full of grace.
 thecraftywolf: @glenalec i prefer pork "mew" fun
 Mr. Shine: Abort! Abort!!
 glenalec: Chow Miaow!
 dobbiesdoogs: fun fact: the container is designed to be unfolded and used as a plate that your cat can knock off the table
Image 245041   04-29-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
 lecj07: How long was that bottle sitting there?
 Telkwa: Take one down, and pass it around...
 BavidDowie: I can name almost everything there from label design. I don't know whether to be proud or concerned.
 Air Biscuit: @amyhousewines house?
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf that pun took way too long to think of
 Scoo: Reverse Vampire is my favorite varietal
 thecraftywolf: Sauvignon Blank
Image 245040   04-29-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
 Mr. Shine: Ayyy lmao
 Sadbot: Protip: Sectoids take more damage from melee attacks
 Scoo: Didn't skip thorax day!
 glenalec: That is actually its mouth!
Image 245039   04-29-18   Uploaded by    psyops
 romangreek: A Book of Talking Points About Poo
 VoR: Meh
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Side Boob: How about we try tolerance and compassion instead of clinging to the narratives of media conglomerates & politicians?
 Coolguy: Yes they are, but so are mine. So theres that...
 Skinr: A Growing-The-Fuck-Up Book (TM)
 Sadbot: "Can't we all just get along while the institutions we hold dear and very world we live in burn down around us"-Ernie the centrist
 Scoo: Live-action Bert could be played by John Oliver
 kazzy94: My parents must've read this to my sister as a toddler
Image 245038   04-29-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
 Side Boob: Boop!
 Springbok: What gorgeous eyes that shine like cloudless, spring-kissed sky! What pure, silky fur with the texture of cottony clouds, of chinchilla down fluffed in a bed of swan feathers! What a boopable snoot and perky, floppable ears that must bounce as he tears across grassy fields, chasing sticks and sunlight and butterflies! What a perfect dog! What a beautiful boy!
Image 245037   04-29-18   Uploaded by    professional
 Springbok: @thecraftywolf Sorry, I needed to express my love somehow
 thecraftywolf: @Springbok you put way too much effort into that a simple "Brady is a perfect chocolate pupper" would suffice
 Springbok: How? Sweet Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, how can we have so many perfect puppinos? Who sculpted this beautiful creature out of milk chocolate and gave him eyes to melt Darth Vader? Gods above, look at him! So proud, so self-assured, with such faith in the goodness of this world and his place in it. Regal, almost, with a boyish air of a prince, just beginning to understand how precious he is but still not quite aware of how important he is to me. Prince Brady! I wish you a long, happy life, of tum rubs and rawhide bones and good hoomans who love you! Blessed be, chocolatey Prince Brady!
 lecj07: Choco pupper! Is the rest of the litter the Brady bunch?
Image 245036   04-29-18   Uploaded by    PissedOff
 Emoji: Badded for domestic violence, but I like the use of opera-length gloves, petticoats, and opaque tights
 Side Boob: Everyone really was kung-fu fighting!
 raditzu: This will teach him not to ask for a BJ ever again!
 wolfpk: Honeymoon not going well?
 Scoo: Chick Norris
 Air Biscuit: @lecj07 till death do you part.
 lecj07: FINISH HIM!
Image 245035   04-29-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Scoo: Chez Cosby
 stunt nuts: "How are we going to fix this marriage?? " " Yes."
 wolfpk: So, who are you saying yes to? Or is that a generic yes to everyone?
Image 245034   04-29-18   Uploaded by    kristy
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