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269178  Felicity: But then you'd have two brains on the front of your chest

269182  Felicity: That reminds me, I'm tired and depressed

269186  Felicity: Also, XP

269189  Felicity: Coincidentally, I'm rewatching the 1989 movie of The Punisher

269195  Felicity: Les Nessman's house

269203  WannaBee: Asian Wednesday Adams

269199  Felicity: Brilliant

269195  a robot: NONE SHALL PASS except if you go around to the side

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 yep. I put c h o p and it switcherinoed it to chop! Gotta love those switcherinos :)

269202  Felicity: He seems nice

269199  a robot: Aww yeah dem polygons

269202  a robot: I doubt it

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 I'm pretty sure I said whack off? I don't remember :/

269183  hajjpodge: @dangerkeith3000 I seal what you didn't.

269165  AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

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269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269098 DrNinjaman: The Hudge

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269097 DrNinjaman: Liquor in front and poker in the rear!

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

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 Mr Bleak: @WannaBee @Mr Bleak "ron paul"? These switcherinos are getting tiresome... read "i m g u r"
 Christina: @Mr Bleak Thank you.
 Mr Bleak: @Christina THere's a high res version here: ron paul dot com/gallery/ryB7dab - but it's really not worth the read.
 Air Biscuit: TSDR
 Christina: @ping I've found that page, and couldn't read all that is written in the image.
 glenalec: What is this? A Venn-diagram for ants?
 Bluetocracy: @Christina That's because this is a diagram of things that cannot be read.
 Christina: Tried an image search of this; couldn't find a higher resolution.
 bug: Yup, that explains it.
 Uncle Phil: (Things You Can Read)
 sergeant: The Venn Diagram of everything.
 Nope: Cool picture of circles and text you cant read
Image 244828   04-28-18   Uploaded by    drhilljack
 Bluetocracy: He's a Con man
 sparename: He's just making an exhibition centre of himself
 nerdhulk: Buildingman!
 Frum Temps: @jochenau did he cosplay as the building?
 jochenau: Okay, but what is it?
Image 244827   04-28-18   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
 wolfpk: To bad he did not try that line for his "indecency" incident.
 Wooden Spoon: @Wooden Spoon: Alavert = slavery. Not sure how I did that.
 Wooden Spoon: Does anyone remember that Texas was part of Mexico until Mexico outlawed slavery? Then Texas fought a war to keep slaves, joined the U.S. until the U.S. wanted to outlaw Alavert and fought another war to keep it. Texas really wanted slaves.
 Air Biscuit: Forger the alimo, remember perl horbor!
 dangerkeith3000: Yeehaw!!!
 pusha p: @Side Boob Yee-haw! Hi-five!
 Side Boob: @WannaBee Hi-five!
 Albo Grungus: *clap clap clap clap* deep in the heart of Texas!
 Side Boob: The stars at night, are big and bright...
Image 244826   04-28-18   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
 Mr. Shine: MOAR TOOLBARS!!!
 DrNinjaman: Classy Moms play Skyrim
 Uncle Phil: Wouldn't want to change them twice.
 jimbiscuit: no
Image 244825   04-28-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
 KickassHellyeah: It's alright, it's ok/ I'll just walk the other way
 DrNinjaman: Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk/ I'm an unauthorized man, no time to talk
 barfolomew: No matter how funky.
 Zarathustra: Yes, even you mia Wallace.
 Nope: Old Johnny double knee
 sparename: " # Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' outside, stayin' outside, Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' outsiiiiiiiide # "
Image 244824   04-28-18   Uploaded by    99.9 Percent
 Not A Bot: Autobad because I hate Che Guevara t-shirts, even parodical send-ups of them.
Image 244823   04-28-18   Uploaded by    taiko
 metallica: Dancing name
 jochenau: "Watashi wa o-kane wo zenbu ushinatta." It does mean "I (have) lost all my money."
 lecj07: Good Google translate!
Image 244822   04-28-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
 Air Biscuit: They eventually caught him and administered a spanklin
 bigASShobo: I went there to learn to not use a hyphen as an em-dash. I failed.--Tanklin
 Springbok: Bet his last name is Danklin
 Mr. Shine: Ha ha classic Tanklin!
 DrNinjaman: That's a Tanklin...
 ineedhepl: Tanklin??!
 Side Boob: Same
 lecj07: Is this Florida Man's origin?
Image 244821   04-28-18   Uploaded by    Watch Out
 BavidDowie: *boops in japanese*
 Mr. Shine: *static* "uhhhh, this is your captain speaking, uhhhh, we will be touching ground prematurely." * static*
Image 244820   04-28-18   Uploaded by    champeen
 Air Biscuit: *STALKER climbs up the helicopter to try and running jump onto the truck across the street...
 Not A Bot: Sanic the Deadhog
 Zarathustra: Did you just assume its Russia? That's racist.
Image 244819   04-28-18   Uploaded by    communist
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