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268391  wolfpk: Pet is: A cat!

268400  Knice: Nature wants to speak to your manager.

268402  Knice: @lolnotrly Flerts ma turts.

268393  FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...

268378  PenguinBartender: I like the caption, but if they framed this out farther, it would have even better impact (showing the choir).

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: it doesn't

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

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 dobbiesdoogs: The One Where Chandler Gets Poisoned
 DrinkMixMan: I'll be there for you... IN HELL
 kazzy94: Damn hardcore kids
 dangerkeith3000: Your love life's DOA and NOW YOU ARE TOO!
 Micro Jackson: Friend me
 FabricMan: So no one told you death was going to be this way *claps*
 Side Boob: You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Image 244641   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Micro Jackson: Again? I cut the damn grass last year!!
 Mr. Shine: @lecj07 @Bohab Exactly!
 lecj07: @Bohab Who has that kind of stamina?
 Bohab: @Mr. Shine a whole month? Who has that kind of time...
 Mr. Shine: Spaceship AdWatch: right now I'm getting ads for some tropical resort that's literally holding a month-long orgy. No thanks.
Image 244640   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
 Air Biscuit: Literal beer belly
 Spazstatic: @dangerkeith3000…
 XLY: fake it til you make it
 dangerkeith3000: I want a fanny pack that looks like a FANNY
 lecj07: Wait. Red stripe comes in cans? Where?
 lecj07: I would buy this and fill it with sausages for halloween.
 Side Boob: I wish it was that easy to get stuff out of my gut :P
 CheezGrater: Is this the worst item for sale for today? Sold!
Image 244639   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
 Mr. Shine: *Hypno-Toad sound FX*
Image 244638   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 insideOut: Now he can use the 3 shells and browse AG at the same time
 fanny: Let's all give this lizard a hand!
Image 244637   04-27-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
 glenalec: There is a missing volume in the middle: "The fart so bad everyone came back to life just to move away from it."
 dobbiesdoogs: i want to read this series
 Air Biscuit: Electric bugaloo
 Not A Bot: Thats that dude who was king of Ultima, isnt ir?
 dangerkeith3000: @Side Boob maybe it takes place on another planet or alternate dimension
 Side Boob: If the first fart killed everyone, who dealt the second one? Kinda makes you think!
 lecj07: @Scoo The second fart kills the first fart.
 Scoo: I imagine the sequel is pretty lonely
 Mr. Butt: Pounded in the Butt by the Fart that Killed Everyone.
Image 244636   04-27-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
 dangerkeith3000: Say what you want about America, but $10 buys you a lot of cabbage.
 Jesse P: The Fart That Killed Everyone, the Prequel.
 lecj07: May I please have a cabbage?
 hosehorse: May I have a cabbage?
 funny in the wall: go on, ask for a cabbage. just a short one, even
Image 244635   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Spazstatic: Rise, rebel, resist
 Annoying Vegan : Life, uh...
 bug: Hey, this isn't a cabbage.
 Not A Bot: Hahaha child abuse.
Image 244634   04-27-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
 Scoo: Ask me for a cabbage
 lecj07: I didn't knock over any cup. Why are we even talking about a cup?
 Side Boob: That fart killed everyone?!
 Mexico: Ten pounds of mice for a dollar?!
Image 244633   04-27-18   Uploaded by    dope
 FireBreathingMarmot: Very popular with people who have pet snakes.
 dangerkeith3000: *Ahem* Say what you want about America, but $1 buys yous you a lot of mice.
 tib gubb: for a 10 pound bag of mice, that's a steal
 butt poop: That's actually a great deal.
 Jonananathan: Mr Ice
 funny in the wall: i assume they're gluten-free mice.
 Side Boob: Better than the McFlurry.
Image 244632   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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