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258357  well duh: Horse sneezes in 3...2...1...

258380  Solemn: Hey, baby

258378  Lantry: and you can't take that away

258378  Lantry: cause the flag still stands for misogyny

258378  Lantry: amd defend her still today

258378  Lantry: so I'll gladly stand up, next to you

258378  Lantry: who gave that right to me

258378  Lantry: and i won't forget the men (and women) who died

258378  Lantry: where at least i know I'm free

258378  Lantry: and I'm proud to be an American

258337  Joseph: Resistance Is Futile.

258381  Knice: Do you get to say that you're a published writer if you do this? Otherwise, why?

258386  Knice: Yeah, no.

258387  Knice: "Is it me? It tastes like me."

258388  Knice: Just high-quality sticks, my friendf.

258304  dangerkeith3000: HA

258313  dangerkeith3000: This is how it should be.

258373  Solemn: Engage in coital relations with members of the female persuasion, collect currency specific to the country of residence.

258327  dangerkeith3000: I don't like this photograph.

258376  Solemn: Nice buns!

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10. VeeKay

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258103 Jaunty Shrimp: Your arms r 2 big

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258337 Joseph: Resistance Is Futile.

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10. burritos: 1736 points
11. cran vodka: 1684 points
12. Drunk Orc: 1644 points
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14. logan: 1627 points
15. trumpet: 1621 points
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 dobbiesdoogs: The One Where Chandler Gets Poisoned
 DrinkMixMan: I'll be there for you... IN HELL
 kazzy94: Damn hardcore kids
 dangerkeith3000: Your love life's DOA and NOW YOU ARE TOO!
 Micro Jackson: Friend me
 FabricMan: So no one told you death was going to be this way *claps*
 Side Boob: You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Image 244641   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Micro Jackson: Again? I cut the damn grass last year!!
 Mr. Shine: @lecj07 @Bohab Exactly!
 lecj07: @Bohab Who has that kind of stamina?
 Bohab: @Mr. Shine a whole month? Who has that kind of time...
 Mr. Shine: Spaceship AdWatch: right now I'm getting ads for some tropical resort that's literally holding a month-long orgy. No thanks.
Image 244640   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
 Air Biscuit: Literal beer belly
 Spazstatic: @dangerkeith3000…
 XLY: fake it til you make it
 dangerkeith3000: I want a fanny pack that looks like a FANNY
 lecj07: Wait. Red stripe comes in cans? Where?
 lecj07: I would buy this and fill it with sausages for halloween.
 Side Boob: I wish it was that easy to get stuff out of my gut :P
 WannaBee: Is this the worst item for sale for today? Sold!
Image 244639   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
 Mr. Shine: *Hypno-Toad sound FX*
Image 244638   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 insideOut: Now he can use the 3 shells and browse AG at the same time
 fanny: Let's all give this lizard a hand!
Image 244637   04-27-18   Uploaded by    pawsies
 glenalec: There is a missing volume in the middle: "The fart so bad everyone came back to life just to move away from it."
 dobbiesdoogs: i want to read this series
 Air Biscuit: Electric bugaloo
 Not A Bot: Thats that dude who was king of Ultima, isnt ir?
 dangerkeith3000: @Side Boob maybe it takes place on another planet or alternate dimension
 Side Boob: If the first fart killed everyone, who dealt the second one? Kinda makes you think!
 lecj07: @Scoo The second fart kills the first fart.
 Scoo: I imagine the sequel is pretty lonely
 Mr. Butt: Pounded in the Butt by the Fart that Killed Everyone.
Image 244636   04-27-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
 dangerkeith3000: Say what you want about America, but $10 buys you a lot of cabbage.
 Jesse P: The Fart That Killed Everyone, the Prequel.
 lecj07: May I please have a cabbage?
 WannaBee: May I have a cabbage?
 funny in the wall: go on, ask for a cabbage. just a short one, even
Image 244635   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Spazstatic: Rise, rebel, resist
 Annoying Vegan : Life, uh...
 bug: Hey, this isn't a cabbage.
 Not A Bot: Hahaha child abuse.
Image 244634   04-27-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
 Scoo: Ask me for a cabbage
 lecj07: I didn't knock over any cup. Why are we even talking about a cup?
 Side Boob: That fart killed everyone?!
 Mexico: Ten pounds of mice for a dollar?!
Image 244633   04-27-18   Uploaded by    dope
 FireBreathingMarmot: Very popular with people who have pet snakes.
 dangerkeith3000: *Ahem* Say what you want about America, but $1 buys yous you a lot of mice.
 tib gubb: for a 10 pound bag of mice, that's a steal
 WannaBee: That's actually a great deal.
 Jonananathan: Mr Ice
 funny in the wall: i assume they're gluten-free mice.
 Side Boob: Better than the McFlurry.
Image 244632   04-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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