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249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!



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digabigpig uploaded 249249 (796 points)


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 5. WannaBee: 3756 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 3571 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 3465 points
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10. Warrax: 1963 points
11. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
12. catheter: 1773 points
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14. younglink: 1678 points
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Score:
488
 
 VeeKay: Can you anthropmorphise this harder please?
 lecj07: @dangerkeith3000 long answer Noooooooooooo
 DrinkMixMan: Why not? They can eat whatever bugs them!
 Zarathustra: Thanks for the further explanation below, now we sure can answer you more precisely.
 dangerkeith3000: (short answer)
 dangerkeith3000: No
Image 244565   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
288
 
 Peach: Can Minnesotans have fun ? Can they enjoy things?
 DrinkMixMan: He snow fool
 Zarathustra: When you wash a spoon but you're not a retard.
Image 244564   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
283
 
 dangerkeith3000: The special ingredient is love.
 VeeKay: I have taken this exact photograph, however this is not mine, nor that person holding the soup me.
 dangerkeith3000: #244561
 Mr. Shine: Your Mom's favorite!
 Peach: Mmm, salty.
 glenalec: @Knice - It's better than Ass, I guess.
 dangerkeith3000: Gotta love Cock!
 Knice: Every soup I make tastes like this.
Image 244563   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
380
 
 glenalec: @Scoo - It is how the entire government of Australia is elected. :-(
 Scoo: So that's how Trump got elected!
Image 244562   04-26-18   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
404
 
 Passive: "120 thread count per square inch? Yeah, I'll believe it when I see i--"
 glenalec: If I tie my ballot paper like this, is it considered an informal vote?
 glenalec: @dangerkeith3000 - Smells like #244563 soup.
 dangerkeith3000: Smells like teen spirit
Image 244561   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
257
 
 Zarathustra: @itskando there is an alternate plural for anus, "ani". Use it in the right place and thank me later.
 itskando: Missle anuses
 bug: Every box is misc if you're bad at sorting.
 sparename: I had boxes for "misc", "misc misc" and "F misc"
 glenalec: I spell it 'MISC.'
Image 244560   04-26-18   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
854
 
 VeeKay: I also like a black cockatoo.
 ignatz: Why was my first thought Joe Strummer? Is that a form of synesthesia?
 lecj07: Her name was Lola, she was a show birb/ With her feathers in the air and her wings spread out to there
 BavidDowie: *J*A*U*N*T*Y*
 Urn BooUrn: Hey, girl...
 Mr. Shine: That's one freakin fancy birb. Hot dang.
Image 244559   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
671
 
 Side Boob: This dog needs 35ccs of pets and a milk bone drip, STAT!
Image 244558   04-26-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
747
 
 VeeKay: Adequately weird. You passed.
 SpaceCow: This avant garde production of the Watergate scandal isn't the best I've seen.
 Felicity: It makes me think of the flaming turkey death dance from /SCTV/
 Mr. Shine: I think I had this dream before.
 Christina: This weird is weird.
Image 244557   04-26-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
552
 
 Mr Bleak: Beauty of North Saudi Arabia.
 ignatz: When we're gone, it won't take long..
 glenalec: @Peach - They hate it. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets in everywhere.
 Peach: I wonder if camels ever get sick of sand.
 Winterneuro: Return to the Planet of the Camels
 Christina: The roads in Saudi Arabia are well maintained, except where covered in sand.
 glenalec: Camel X-ing.
Image 244556   04-26-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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