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263219  wolfpk: Last "licking" session got a little out of hand.

263234  rory: Shit. All mine are something like, "Select the images with street signs" but I always fail because there's like one pixel that has the corner of a street sign in it or some shit.

263202  tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262712  WannaBee: Road trip with all of my friends!

263213  tib gubb: welcome to real life

263208  lecj07: This image really grabs me.

263213  lecj07: @jochenau So does the "Perform other duties as directed by management." In my experience this is often taken to mean "We own you! Now dance, dance for our amusement!"

263221  lecj07: I get the website name, but I still don't want to see "rip" associated with a condom I intend to use.

263188  Spazstatic: Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Wait, I think that's Steve. Steve! Steve! Steve!

263229  Zaxxoff: Who is America?

263202  Spazstatic: Also the workers. In one case, you don't do a good job, you get fired and get a different job. In the other case, you do bad and you get killed.

263204  Spazstatic: I thought it was a small moose at first.

263215  Knice: @BavidDowie @Nope @jochenau Please forgive my shorthand. My point was that I hope some extra fucked-up-ness, not just our regular fucked-up-ness, happened to allow our system to put that person in place.

263211  Spazstatic: Ya poopin?

263215  Spazstatic: @Knice for what it's worth amp.timeinc.net/time/5366171/…

263201  WannaBee: *whispering* Aflac

263179  Zaxxoff: David Cameron's joyride

263218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahaha this is hilarious. Also, I'm happy they are supportive of their openly lesbian dog.

263213  dangerkeith3000: It says "depending on education level" so if you actually have a degree (awesome for you) the criteria for relevant experience goes down. pre-2008 getting the job wouldn't be a problem, but despite what Trump says, all things are not yet hunky-dory in the employment market and economy. It's getting better...but I would have never thought a recession would last as long as this one did.

263162  Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

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Score:
337
 
 SpaceCow: When your hospital is too cheap to install speakers.
 Mr. Shine: @bug Holy crap, that's hilarious.
 Side Boob: @sparename I did that to a foreign Doctor when I was 15. My mother was NOT amused. The nurses dug it, though.
 grizzly: @sparename Dr. Zeus, Dr. Zeus.
 sparename: "Hey, Doctor.. after the operation will I be able to play guitar?" .. "I don't see why not" .. "Oh, that's great 'cos I couldn't play before"
 Mr. Shine: The idea of conscious brain surgery utterly terrifies me.
 bug: @Scoo Anyway, here's Chewbacca sandwich geyser librarian ovenware.
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall
 glenalec: If he starts playing well, they know they have made a mistake.
Image 244540   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
38
 
 Mr Bleak: "Hello, Child Protection Services? ... "
 Pikachu: @fanny Contagious!
 sparename: "Hit me baby one more time"
 fanny: @Jem is truly outrageous, Truly, truly, truly outrageous. Woah Jem!
 wolfpk: Mother of the year!
 Dr Awkward: The font is the most distressing part of this post.
Image 244539   04-26-18   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
497
 
 Zarathustra: I can't believe two very masculine faces can merge into one rather feminine face.
Image 244538   04-26-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
403
 
 VeeKay: Just downloading stuff off Limewire mom.
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward I would imagine it hides A/V input/output jacks. A firewire input could be a possibility. I don't think this CPU is "new" enough for a USB. I don't even think that optical drive is for DVDs.
 Hyphae: @White Rice I want a turbo on my computer! Instead, I could only afford a spoiler and some cool flame stickers
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward I'm guessing either USB ports, a collection of media card readers (those big ones that predate SD type cards), or the turbo button/switch/key lock.
 Dr Awkward: What's the little Hobbit door to the right of the floppy disk drive?
 Scoo: Wakawakawaka
 dobbiesdoogs: pac-ard bell
Image 244537   04-26-18   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
368
 
 tib gubb: or, you know... porn and memes
 itskando: Beauty of Trumerica
 Bacon Train: And all it will cost you is the colour in your wardrobe
 Hyphae: Is it too late to go back to never?
 redpeepee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.
 Side Boob: Someday...
Image 244536   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
640
 
 Somepallings: Ernest Cline's favourite strip bar.
 SpaceCow: Oh wait, I thought that said "gorgeous libertarians."
 Mr. Shine: @sparename I'm sold. Count me in.
 ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"
 sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion
 Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.
 funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much
 TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.
 dobbiesdoogs: when you find a niche that works, you commit
Image 244535   04-26-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
261
 
 Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?
 glenalec: The cops keep pulling me over to check my registration. It's profiling, I tells ya.
Image 244534   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
427
 
 Christina: She ded?
 waxymom: Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in hole.
 RiderFan: @glenalec youtube.com/…
 glenalec: Wee wee!
Image 244533   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
248
 
 lecj07: The hell is a "fuck saucer"?
 originaluser: What was I just saying? Tacoma sounds like when you go into a coma from too many tacos
 Dr. Bathroom: Hey... The guy driving that is in a coma.
 Air Biscuit: Chicken pot pie is one thing.
 dobbiesdoogs: it's not very exciting to drive
Image 244532   04-26-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: Thank goodness someone took the time to immortalize this gem.
Image 244531   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
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