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248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

248683  VeeKay: Wire guided feline IED

248678  Joseph: I've seen bigger.

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248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson

248685 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248646 Felicity: Enough with the royal-watching

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248680 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!



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14. Springbok: 1770 points
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Score:
402
 
 hajjpodge: I'd hate to have to clean that box now.
 Not A Bot: Rust in peace, 80's rock
 Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.
 fanny: I bet it smells great in there.
 Shay: Airbnb is now targeting cat ladies.
 WannaBee: Wow there's two in there?
Image 244518   04-26-18   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
499
 
 Zarathustra: Four out of five dentists freak out after seeing this photo.
Image 244517   04-26-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
531
 
 Felicity: They say we only use 10% of our brain. That*s why I recommend accumulating useless knowledge
 Dresdenkeogh: Same
Image 244516   04-26-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
510
 
 TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.
 funny in the wall: The latter bit is a quote @funny in the wall
 funny in the wall: Everyone in Arizona knows that there were no dinosaurs and that fossils is something the Jews had buried
 Zarathustra: Oh my god I freaked out I thought it was a real t-rex, said no one ever.
Image 244515   04-26-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
250
 
 lecj07: @Dr Awkward You mean Trump is God? Welp, time to pray to the Old Ones then.
 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee God's head. Yes.
 WannaBee: I thought this was the top of someone's head.
 glenalec: Space is big!
Image 244514   04-26-18   Uploaded by    when so
Score:
298
 
 lecj07: Eat this to keep Two-Face away.
 BavidDowie: How big would you say that tanline is?
 a robot: That IS surprising.
 Zarathustra: When you fall asleep getting a tan.
Image 244513   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
291
 
 Yam: @glenalec Yeah, oftentimes the fear of fast food comes from equating dietary fat with poor health outcomes.
 glenalec: @Yam - Yes. It is all about moderation. A happy meal once in a while is very unlikely to harm you. But for people who actually live on the stuff, maybe not so much. People have died from eating too many carrots!
 Yam: Im not saying McDonalds is heathy, but I think the whole fast food = heart disease thing isnt helpful
 glenalec: No, that's usually how it ends.
Image 244512   04-26-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
597
 
 Felicity: *all right
 Yam: What, youre only 30? Nothing meaningful ever happens between 0-30, so theres no possible reason for you to be unhappy or discontented other than that youre entitled and lazy!
 kazzy94: Old people, amirite?
 Sadbot: Anyone would be tired working 50-80 hour weeks in an effort to afford the basics and pay off student loans sometime this century. Agreed, Margaret should fuck off
 Zarathustra: Margaret Thatcher comes to mind.
Image 244511   04-26-18   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
284
 
 Kikari: Oh, hes from the island of Lesbos? Or does your whole family still live there? @Mad Collager
 Mad Collager: My father claims to be a male lesbian.
 RiderFan: Technically speaking, there is a way a woman could get pregnant with another woman through lesbian sex.
 WTF: Lesbians still have working uteri.
 Dr Awkward: Should have checked "Not applicable, partner has had vasectomy or is otherwise sterile." Unless her lesbian partner produces semen, of course.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i had a lesbian once.
Image 244510   04-26-18   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
475
 
 t48: Waiting patiently at dinner table. Good doggo!
Image 244509   04-26-18   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
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