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248679  grizzly: One million ants

248664  Not A Bot: half the time i don't know what you kids are talking about

248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

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1. Air Biscuit
2. Yurishiro
3. Felicity
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5. Nope
6. Mr. Shine
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9. Christina
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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TaintJuice uploaded 248356 (916 points)
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Salvador Molly uploaded 248302 (893 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248522 (855 points)
Fullhouse uploaded 248362 (844 points)
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Pikachu uploaded 248450 (831 points)


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 2. Supermansbrother: 8294 points
 3. barfolomew: 6195 points
 4. ChubbyBuddy: 3356 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2448 points
 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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 Science: I always enjoyed how they tried to distance themselves from "Fight for Your Right" by saying "No, no - it was making fun of the culture!"
 fanny: I'm pretty sure Snow White is supposed to be in here somewhere
 Skinr: Noooooooooow here's a little story I gots to tell, about three bad brothers ya know so well
 Side Boob: The Beastie Boys still fighting for the right to party
 dangerkeith3000: Opening up a cold one at Paul's Boutique.
Image 244488   04-26-18   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
220
 
 UltraBeverly: Orphan Annie and Sandy seem to be doing just fine without a legal guardian.
 drtofu: Freemium model?
 drtofu: Free 2 Date
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot i think this is code for prostitute
 Dr Awkward: Free to douchebag?
 Sadbot: The sticker alone might be kind of cute, but getting a vanity plate about being single is a heretofore unknown level of warning sign
 dangerkeith3000: The job she is hiring for is a car washer.
Image 244487   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 244486 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by KEKOEKEOEK. You have brought shame on us, KEKOEKEOEK.
Score:
579
 
 VeeKay: Settle down for the evening with a nice bottle of Tenafly Viper.
 werterland: Alternate timeline where Grover never made it to the end of the book, faced his fears, and realized he is loveable...even if he IS a monster.
 Not A Bot: Live action reenactment of someone trolling Tumblr.
 Skinr: I knew Sesame Street would end up like this when it moved to HBO.
 Teechur: Waiting for Oscar to come home.
 funny in the wall: Is this the Elmer Ive heard so much about? I hear hes a child molester
 Micro Jackson: He is bitter
 Dr Awkward: One hell of a hangGrover
 OldKentuckyShark: Sesame Street: Life in the Hood. Today's episode brought to you by the number 40 and the letter G.
Image 244485   04-26-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
443
 
 wolfpk: You're going to play on the street again #244483
 Side Boob: "Tie rod and CV joint is shot. Tell our driver this is going to be expensive"
 dangerkeith3000: Kitty kitty bang bang.
 Micro Jackson: Sorry, Due. If Jimmy is under there, he ain't comin back
Image 244484   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
318
 
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 @Otterman @addend Sigh, this happens to calligraphers all the time, especially tired ones.
 wolfpk: Five minutes before #244484
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 sparename: MOST cat milk does not come from cats...
 Side Boob: The 303rd "Bell and Fuzzy Ball" division is being dispatched to lure the giant cat away.
 dangerkeith3000: The Diary truck got caught in the middle of all this.
 Otterman: Heh "Diary"
 addend: Dear Diary, a most unexpected thing happened...
 Micro Jackson: I can has all of ur milk
Image 244483   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
245
 
 antipatterns: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACE.
 antipatterns: IN...
 antipatterns: REST.
 Micro Jackson: Tom Hanks gets all pumped for his movie about prison tats
 Yam: Aw shit, get ready for some of that signature honey-pomegranate sauce
 charlemagne: he looks like the guy in the painting from ghostbusters
 funny in the wall: sherry, niles?
Image 244482   04-26-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
300
 
 dobbiesdoogs: get him!
Image 244481   04-26-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
261
 
 antipatterns: Hell yeah
 addend: Cons: It's too hard to sleep.
 WannaBee: It's soaked in Viagra.
 kornisjon: Keeps the ladies at a distance!
 sparename: Single or double?
Image 244480   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Image 244479 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by skunkrocker. You have brought shame on us, skunkrocker.
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