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272092  Mr Bleak: @Whatever And I'll be in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road.

272318  Shay: Flintstone Kids did it first.

272290  charlemagne: our special relationship is based on telling each other secrets, making up our own language, and killing cats out in the back yard

272098  Mr Bleak: I didn't know my wife knitted for them as well.

272103  Mr Bleak: "Romantic Devices". Never heard 'em called that before.

272143  Shay: It's a misfire and off the Target.

272109  Mr Bleak: Not my job. I just paints the lines. Dead rat removal is the dept. of public works.

272311  Prostata: momma corg is very tired

272311  Bob: I didn't know nature could fit 9 pups in a corgi. Wow.

272294  Soy Peso: .. in bed

272246  Korrok: Korrok approves.

272287  Shay: Beardog.

272305  Spazstatic: @Scoo haha gross

272322  Jonananathan: Unturned?

272282  White Rice: I hate urban dictionary so much. Just needed to share that.

272303  White Rice: Full speed ahead!

272318  ChubbyBuddy: whoa i totally misread the smurfs

272319  ChubbyBuddy: no

272275  SuedeOxford: @Scoo *Detroit. Nashville, if it were a catfish.

272282  Not A Bot: HUR HUR HUR *drops in a penny*

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1. tib gubb
2. Mr Bleak
3. Teechur
4. Not A Bot
5. addend
6. Mad Collager
7. Air Biscuit
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9. Shay
10. copunter



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.



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Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (824 points)
White Rice uploaded 272099 (823 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (811 points)
windows96 uploaded 272144 (802 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 271845 (782 points)
trepanation uploaded 272059 (780 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (777 points)
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 5. E. HONDA: 3001 points
 6. youshall: 2211 points
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 8. JollyWell: 1977 points
 9. Albo Grungus: 1929 points
10. celtic: 1878 points
11. Cyka: 1715 points
12. Surprising: 1685 points
13. brutal: 1574 points
14. Tacorleone: 1465 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1461 points
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 UltraBeverly: Orphan Annie and Sandy seem to be doing just fine without a legal guardian.
 drtofu: Freemium model?
 drtofu: Free 2 Date
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot i think this is code for prostitute
 Dr Awkward: Free to douchebag?
 Sadbot: The sticker alone might be kind of cute, but getting a vanity plate about being single is a heretofore unknown level of warning sign
 dangerkeith3000: The job she is hiring for is a car washer.
Image 244487   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Image 244486 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by KEKOEKEOEK. Boo, KEKOEKEOEK.
Score:
606
 
 Social Vegan: Settle down for the evening with a nice bottle of Tenafly Viper.
 werterland: Alternate timeline where Grover never made it to the end of the book, faced his fears, and realized he is loveable...even if he IS a monster.
 Not A Bot: Live action reenactment of someone trolling Tumblr.
 Skinr: I knew Sesame Street would end up like this when it moved to HBO.
 Teechur: Waiting for Oscar to come home.
 funny in the wall: Is this the Elmer Ive heard so much about? I hear hes a child molester
 Micro Jackson: He is bitter
 Dr Awkward: One hell of a hangGrover
 salmiakki: Sesame Street: Life in the Hood. Today's episode brought to you by the number 40 and the letter G.
Image 244485   04-26-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
468
 
 wolfpk: You're going to play on the street again #244483
 Side Boob: "Tie rod and CV joint is shot. Tell our driver this is going to be expensive"
 dangerkeith3000: Kitty kitty bang bang.
 Micro Jackson: Sorry, Due. If Jimmy is under there, he ain't comin back
Image 244484   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
342
 
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 @Otterman @addend Sigh, this happens to calligraphers all the time, especially tired ones.
 wolfpk: Five minutes before #244484
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 sparename: MOST cat milk does not come from cats...
 Side Boob: The 303rd "Bell and Fuzzy Ball" division is being dispatched to lure the giant cat away.
 dangerkeith3000: The Diary truck got caught in the middle of all this.
 Otterman: Heh "Diary"
 addend: Dear Diary, a most unexpected thing happened...
 Micro Jackson: I can has all of ur milk
Image 244483   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
245
 
 foreversmug: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACE.
 Peach Toddler: IN...
 killme: REST.
 Micro Jackson: Tom Hanks gets all pumped for his movie about prison tats
 Yam: Aw shit, get ready for some of that signature honey-pomegranate sauce
 charlemagne: he looks like the guy in the painting from ghostbusters
 funny in the wall: sherry, niles?
Image 244482   04-26-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
328
 
 dobbiesdoogs: get him!
Image 244481   04-26-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
261
 
 Alaskan: Hell yeah
 addend: Cons: It's too hard to sleep.
 inthrees: It's soaked in Viagra.
 kornisjon: Keeps the ladies at a distance!
 sparename: Single or double?
Image 244480   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Image 244479 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by skunkrocker. We'll pray for you, skunkrocker.
Score:
429
 
 kodiakjojo: specialize in shit talking
 glenalec: @Yurishiro - You get there on the Titan-Uranus shuttle.
 Soviette: Can't wait to conquer space. Imagine "Uranus english academy"
 Skinr: English lesson one: Never omit an apostrophe.
 dangerkeith3000: This is why I'm against speaking to people while in the bathroom.
 addend: A very specific form of body English.
 Micro Jackson: My boss has perfect anus english
 Dresdenkeogh: I'll suspect a problem
Image 244478   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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