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272683  White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272780  dangerkeith3000: @FormerLurker same

272831  dangerkeith3000: Is that a small box or a giant cat?

272813  dangerkeith3000: Aahhh....Banksy

272816  dangerkeith3000: @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage If someone keeps their tonsils after surgery, or an amputated arm, you could eat that legally. But not in Idaho. Also, if you are lost at sea and someone dies you can eat them to stay alive as long as you didn't kill them (like the plane crash movie Alive). For some reason I did a lot of research on this exact topic a week ago. Also, apparently people taste like a mixture of beef and pork. Except babies, who have a more fishy taste.

272831  Peach Toddler: They forgot the quotation marks around "Cleverly"

272814  Micro Jackson: Just coyote things

272815  Micro Jackson: @mammal883 If it's Australian, wouldn't it have a fried egg in it?

272818  dangerkeith3000: RAD.

272817  Micro Jackson: Update: we still don't care

272820  Micro Jackson: She be trippin

272822  Micro Jackson: This is me last night (first snowfall of the year)

272826  Micro Jackson: Alright, who's the asshole that yelled "Fetch!"?

272832  dangerkeith3000: Trick or treat, motherfuckers!

272828  Micro Jackson: Prison ain't so bad

272829  Micro Jackson: It makes good head

272830  Micro Jackson: PS I died in it

272831  Micro Jackson: He cat too big for he goddam box

272831  Christina: "I fits"

272832  Christina: "We are not here te threat you, but it would be nice if you bought some cookies."

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272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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 Social Vegan: Settle down for the evening with a nice bottle of Tenafly Viper.
 werterland: Alternate timeline where Grover never made it to the end of the book, faced his fears, and realized he is loveable...even if he IS a monster.
 Not A Bot: Live action reenactment of someone trolling Tumblr.
 Skinr: I knew Sesame Street would end up like this when it moved to HBO.
 Teechur: Waiting for Oscar to come home.
 funny in the wall: Is this the Elmer Ive heard so much about? I hear hes a child molester
 Micro Jackson: He is bitter
 Dr Awkward: One hell of a hangGrover
 salmiakki: Sesame Street: Life in the Hood. Today's episode brought to you by the number 40 and the letter G.
Image 244485   04-26-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
468
 
 wolfpk: You're going to play on the street again #244483
 Side Boob: "Tie rod and CV joint is shot. Tell our driver this is going to be expensive"
 dangerkeith3000: Kitty kitty bang bang.
 Micro Jackson: Sorry, Due. If Jimmy is under there, he ain't comin back
Image 244484   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
342
 
 Mad Collager: @dangerkeith3000 @Otterman @addend Sigh, this happens to calligraphers all the time, especially tired ones.
 wolfpk: Five minutes before #244484
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 sparename: MOST cat milk does not come from cats...
 Side Boob: The 303rd "Bell and Fuzzy Ball" division is being dispatched to lure the giant cat away.
 dangerkeith3000: The Diary truck got caught in the middle of all this.
 FarmerWalk: Heh "Diary"
 addend: Dear Diary, a most unexpected thing happened...
 Micro Jackson: I can has all of ur milk
Image 244483   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
245
 
 foreversmug: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACE.
 Peach Toddler: IN...
 killme: REST.
 Micro Jackson: Tom Hanks gets all pumped for his movie about prison tats
 Yam: Aw shit, get ready for some of that signature honey-pomegranate sauce
 charlemagne: he looks like the guy in the painting from ghostbusters
 funny in the wall: sherry, niles?
Image 244482   04-26-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
328
 
 dobbiesdoogs: get him!
Image 244481   04-26-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
261
 
 Alaskan: Hell yeah
 addend: Cons: It's too hard to sleep.
 inthrees: It's soaked in Viagra.
 kornisjon: Keeps the ladies at a distance!
 sparename: Single or double?
Image 244480   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Image 244479 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by skunkrocker. We'll pray for you, skunkrocker.
Score:
429
 
 kodiakjojo: specialize in shit talking
 glenalec: @Yurishiro - You get there on the Titan-Uranus shuttle.
 Soviette: Can't wait to conquer space. Imagine "Uranus english academy"
 Skinr: English lesson one: Never omit an apostrophe.
 dangerkeith3000: This is why I'm against speaking to people while in the bathroom.
 addend: A very specific form of body English.
 Micro Jackson: My boss has perfect anus english
 Dresdenkeogh: I'll suspect a problem
Image 244478   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
746
 
 Bluetocracy: We power this site with cute puppy stares. Leave one here.
Image 244477   04-26-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
385
 
 addend: And so, the robot overlords dressed in the skins of those who did not obey.
 Micro Jackson: Hmmm..Needs more cat
 Mr. Shine: Now he chases birds on their own turf!
 funny in the wall: as much as stuffing your pets is creepy, i have no problem with this as long as i don't have to touch it
 Starry Lemon: This is Orvillecopter. Half cat, half copter. He died in a car accident and his owner stuffed him and combined him with a quadcopter.
 sparename: Fed up of never catching MotorMouse, AutoCat called up his cousin RotorCat
 Christina: Catdrone.
Image 244476   04-26-18   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
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