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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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 Theld Cremupert: Quite a unibrow
 Pewn Rempoble: But there's never nothing wrong.
 Thing Morpombies: Resting on birch face
 Puple Cremoble: resting birb face
 Lild Plemoble: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!
 Meng Plemongo: My friend at work jokes about having 'resting bitch face' and she kinda does lol. I should email this to her.
 Florb Dampungo: Angry birds
Image 244467   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Girt Brupert
 Fliwn Plemopert: 10. You don't want to know where the ladder leads
 Jurt Flumombies: Is this the home of the Nunies from SNL ?
 Frorb Flongus: 9. It actually looks pretty comfy.
 Flampo Cremongo: 8. He feels the remote, but cannot reach it.
 Biwn Albumple: 7. It looks like Squidward
 Herb Cremungus: @Christina ..unless he's just a victim..
 Vurb Grupert: @dangerkeith3000 Not until the artist is dead.
 Birt Flopert: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.
 Perb Floble: 5. Hole in the floor
 Thiple Flumuble: But is it art?
 Flild Flupert: @fanny fannies can be stinky house guests though...
 Himpo Grunopert: 4. That posture.
 Vorb Morpomple: 3. I wasn't invited
 Hert Grunombies: @Yurishiro 2. That #1 seems to be his artistic passion
 Ring Brupert: 1. Testicles hanging from the ceiling.
 Vango Horpongus: TOP 10 disturbing things in this image
Image 244466   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Flelm Grumple
 Frirbo Gruble: @Sandor The world as a whole...
 Vorb Cremomple: Would be better without Garfield
Image 244465   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Frengo Plemongus
 Floft Cremungo: @dangerkeith3000 I can imagine. I guess what were they expecting though, he hasn't changed much since before the elections.
 Jong Albopert: @Yurishiro I know quite a few who are having buyer's remorse.
 Jirbo Rempongus: @dangerkeith3000 I call democracy any system where the citizens have the power of vote. And I believe plenty of people actually voted for him despite what he said he was going to do. Or perhaps just for that.
 Bold Albungus: @Yurishiro I wouldn't call our system of electing presidents 'democracy'. If so, the person with the most votes would have been elected. The US is best described as a federal republic - not a democracy. And is at best, only a partial democracy.
 Trompo Albumple: I think many forget he was elected via democracy.
Image 244464   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Frongo Horpongo
 Hungo Cremuble: Cant fault the logic though OH CRAP THIS IS AN IPHONE SPIDER
 Morbo Flombies: Rad for image. Bad for text.
 Rorb Albupert: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*
 Flart Floble: ok but calm the fuck down
Image 244463   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Flang Drumongo
 Vump Dampumbies: the stig's american cousin lost a bit of weight
 Hang Horpombies: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?
 Jirm Dampopert: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.
 Burbo Albongus: Or as a buddy of mine used to say: Go Fast, Turn Left, Get Hemorrhoids.
Image 244462   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Tremp Brungus
 Dongo Morpongus: I like cuddling with boxers.
 Pumpo Dampumple: Good old Schwarzenegger
 Frorbo Drumomple: If only there were Oscar do-overs
 Trart Cremomple: I never knew stallone played a blind metrosexual
 Trorb Rempombies: Leg day.
 Lumpo Flupert: sly and the family dog
Image 244461   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Bempo Drumongus
 Lelm Horpuble: Eyes may be the window to the soul, but they look like an alien anus
 Crorbo Drumupert: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag
 Marbo Flongus: Organic life creeps me out sometimes.
 Diple Plongus: "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"
 Frople Flungus: Eyes may be the window to the soul, but they look like an alien planet.
Image 244460   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Tramp Drumumple
 Trang Drumumbies: Seats come out for more cargo space!
 Flamp Rempomple: I hated driving school
 Cremp Dampongus: a cousin of mine told me about watching a drunk driver get pulled over while he sat in a diner. guy gets out of his car with a milk crate tied to him. safety first.
Image 244459   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Lalm Rempuble
 Merb Rempumbies: If at all possible, get the annulment before ordering the beheading.
 Fluple Horpombies: pope: LMAO
 Murb Brongus: @Not A Bot Historically, that is also pretty accurate
 Flawn Groble: Historically, that is pretty accurate.
 Rople Bruble: Rage quit
 Truld Grunoble: Bob's Big Boy has anger management issues.
Image 244458   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Thaple Drumongo
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