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273589  robocop: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

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273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this



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Score:
611
 
 lecj07: Quite a unibrow
 addend: But there's never nothing wrong.
 daisy picker: Resting on birch face
 tib gubb: resting birb face
 FabricMan: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!
 dangerkeith3000: My friend at work jokes about having 'resting bitch face' and she kinda does lol. I should email this to her.
 weirduncle: Angry birds
Image 244467   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
492
 
 Volwen: 10. You don't want to know where the ladder leads
 Dank Means: Is this the home of the Nunies from SNL ?
 barfolomew: 9. It actually looks pretty comfy.
 addend: 8. He feels the remote, but cannot reach it.
 violentwrath: 7. It looks like Squidward
 iamthewalrus: @Christina ..unless he's just a victim..
 Christina: @dangerkeith3000 Not until the artist is dead.
 WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.
 KickassHellyeah: 5. Hole in the floor
 dangerkeith3000: But is it art?
 chemical: @fanny fannies can be stinky house guests though...
 White Rice: 4. That posture.
 fanny: 3. I wasn't invited
 Sadbot: @Yurishiro 2. That #1 seems to be his artistic passion
 Jorp Lulter: 1. Testicles hanging from the ceiling.
 Larry Xmas: TOP 10 disturbing things in this image
Image 244466   04-26-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
106
 
 WTF: @Sandor The world as a whole...
 Sandor: Would be better without Garfield
Image 244465   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
270
 
 midgetcastle: @dangerkeith3000 I can imagine. I guess what were they expecting though, he hasn't changed much since before the elections.
 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro I know quite a few who are having buyer's remorse.
 No Penguins Allowed: @dangerkeith3000 I call democracy any system where the citizens have the power of vote. And I believe plenty of people actually voted for him despite what he said he was going to do. Or perhaps just for that.
 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro I wouldn't call our system of electing presidents 'democracy'. If so, the person with the most votes would have been elected. The US is best described as a federal republic - not a democracy. And is at best, only a partial democracy.
 myrealname: I think many forget he was elected via democracy.
Image 244464   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
616
 
 piranharama: Cant fault the logic though OH CRAP THIS IS AN IPHONE SPIDER
 Christina: Rad for image. Bad for text.
 PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*
 bag o bones: ok but calm the fuck down
Image 244463   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
210
 
 dobbiesdoogs: the stig's american cousin lost a bit of weight
 Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?
 whaleshark: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.
 WTF: Or as a buddy of mine used to say: Go Fast, Turn Left, Get Hemorrhoids.
Image 244462   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
576
 
 Dr Awkward: I like cuddling with boxers.
 titular role: Good old Schwarzenegger
 Cyka: If only there were Oscar do-overs
 homeless: I never knew stallone played a blind metrosexual
 Pegged Lamb: Leg day.
 CrookedCop: sly and the family dog
Image 244461   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
490
 
 Austin: Eyes may be the window to the soul, but they look like an alien anus
 a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag
 glenalec: Organic life creeps me out sometimes.
 theaquaman: "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"
 lecj07: Eyes may be the window to the soul, but they look like an alien planet.
Image 244460   04-26-18   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
449
 
 Micro Jackson: Seats come out for more cargo space!
 Yam: I hated driving school
 ThoughtlessGentleman: a cousin of mine told me about watching a drunk driver get pulled over while he sat in a diner. guy gets out of his car with a milk crate tied to him. safety first.
Image 244459   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
288
 
 addend: If at all possible, get the annulment before ordering the beheading.
 Smorlacks: pope: LMAO
 bug: @Not A Bot Historically, that is also pretty accurate
 wolfpk: Historically, that is pretty accurate.
 snekeyes: Rage quit
 Not A Bot: Bob's Big Boy has anger management issues.
Image 244458   04-26-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
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