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273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

273203  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there

273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

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273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...



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Score:
492
 
 Volwen: 10. You don't want to know where the ladder leads
 Dank Means: Is this the home of the Nunies from SNL ?
 barfolomew: 9. It actually looks pretty comfy.
 addend: 8. He feels the remote, but cannot reach it.
 violentwrath: 7. It looks like Squidward
 iamthewalrus: @Christina ..unless he's just a victim..
 Christina: @dangerkeith3000 Not until the artist is dead.
 WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.
 KickassHellyeah: 5. Hole in the floor
 dangerkeith3000: But is it art?
 chemical: @fanny fannies can be stinky house guests though...
 White Rice: 4. That posture.
 fanny: 3. I wasn't invited
 Sadbot: @Yurishiro 2. That #1 seems to be his artistic passion
 Jorp Lulter: 1. Testicles hanging from the ceiling.
 Larry Xmas: TOP 10 disturbing things in this image
Image 244466   04-26-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
106
 
 WTF: @Sandor The world as a whole...
 Sandor: Would be better without Garfield
Image 244465   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
270
 
 midgetcastle: @dangerkeith3000 I can imagine. I guess what were they expecting though, he hasn't changed much since before the elections.
 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro I know quite a few who are having buyer's remorse.
 No Penguins Allowed: @dangerkeith3000 I call democracy any system where the citizens have the power of vote. And I believe plenty of people actually voted for him despite what he said he was going to do. Or perhaps just for that.
 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro I wouldn't call our system of electing presidents 'democracy'. If so, the person with the most votes would have been elected. The US is best described as a federal republic - not a democracy. And is at best, only a partial democracy.
 myrealname: I think many forget he was elected via democracy.
Image 244464   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
616
 
 piranharama: Cant fault the logic though OH CRAP THIS IS AN IPHONE SPIDER
 Christina: Rad for image. Bad for text.
 PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*
 bag o bones: ok but calm the fuck down
Image 244463   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
210
 
 dobbiesdoogs: the stig's american cousin lost a bit of weight
 Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?
 whaleshark: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.
 WTF: Or as a buddy of mine used to say: Go Fast, Turn Left, Get Hemorrhoids.
Image 244462   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
576
 
 Dr Awkward: I like cuddling with boxers.
 titular role: Good old Schwarzenegger
 Cyka: If only there were Oscar do-overs
 homeless: I never knew stallone played a blind metrosexual
 Pegged Lamb: Leg day.
 CrookedCop: sly and the family dog
Image 244461   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
490
 
 Austin: Eyes may be the window to the soul, but they look like an alien anus
 a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag
 glenalec: Organic life creeps me out sometimes.
 theaquaman: "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"
 lecj07: Eyes may be the window to the soul, but they look like an alien planet.
Image 244460   04-26-18   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
449
 
 Micro Jackson: Seats come out for more cargo space!
 Yam: I hated driving school
 ThoughtlessGentleman: a cousin of mine told me about watching a drunk driver get pulled over while he sat in a diner. guy gets out of his car with a milk crate tied to him. safety first.
Image 244459   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
288
 
 addend: If at all possible, get the annulment before ordering the beheading.
 Smorlacks: pope: LMAO
 bug: @Not A Bot Historically, that is also pretty accurate
 wolfpk: Historically, that is pretty accurate.
 snekeyes: Rage quit
 Not A Bot: Bob's Big Boy has anger management issues.
Image 244458   04-26-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Image 244457 is unbelievably bad (score -20) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by rustedpeace. Boo, rustedpeace.
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