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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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 Japle Grunumple: My old nemesis...
 Gorbo Gruble: FIGHT!
 Gart Cremumple: Awkward.
 Pump Drumongo: Lemme guess, the human-driven Bing car just follows along behind the Google car and does a poorer job a little slower?
 Gerbo Albongo: [white flash - existence ended]
Image 244443   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Jimpo Plongo
Image 244442 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Surprising. You have brought shame on us, Surprising.
 Gert Drumupert: Even worse, it's about a woolly mammoth.
 Pild Horpuble: @Mr Bleak Nah, just needs some manscaping.
 Therm Rempumple: Not hiding it very well.
 Pulm Dampumbies: Someone's compensating
 Trirb Dampomple: Hurr hurr hurr!
 Laple Morpumple: Optimus prime brags
Image 244441   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Trong Grunumbies
 Dompo Cremomple: Foiled!
 Vomp Horpopert: i are neighbor human, dog went there.
 Theld Dampomple: I'm thinking egg slicer here. Not good for kids on motorcycles.
 Fluld Flungo: Path slightly altered. New options: go around to the left or right, or go over.
 Pong Rempopert: Make a real path there then
 Crampo Dampungus: That's "keep off the grass" taken to the next level.
 Thirb Grunombies: Ugh, I hate it when video games donthis...
 Crompo Grunombies: Nice spin on the Wily E. Coyote anti-Road-Runner trick.
 Perbo Albupert: Truly and insurmountable obstacle placed here by the gods.
 Bimpo Horpombies: You can't go this way.
Image 244440   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Dongo Rempungo
 Lilm Broble: Noooooo! Mr. Freeze finally got him!
 Dorm Plumple: Robin: So what is the point of having you own iceberg. Batman: Because it is cool.
 Mold Flumongus: This Batman is made out of just ice.
 Vort Plopert: I'm the goddam batman! Is it cold in here?
 Flompo Morpungus: Robin! To the Batberg!
Image 244439   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Bumpo Albungo
 Lolm Albungo: @Yurishiro I dino if I'll be around then.
 Lurbo Flumongus: @lecj07 You'll know, when the time comes.
 Leld Morpupert: Boo! Why have a watch in the land before time
 Trewn Drumuble: YEEEAAAHHHH!
 Crorbo Drumongo: Minute lower appendage - dinosaur with glasses and newspaper
Image 244438   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Frump Drumupert
 Crirm Dampomple: rather obvious
 Volm Flumuble: vv Taking advantage of this and the brain's automatic compensation for a whole swag of other perceptual-deficiencies is usually a major part of 'magic' tricks and illusions.
 Crift Bruble: We do. Rather badly. We are just so used to it, we don't notice. In fact, entire major circuits in our brains seem dedicated to glossing over it for the benefit of experiential cohesion.
Image 244437   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Mirbo Flumopert
 Cramp Grumple: @Mad Collager it wasn't until my brothers and sisters followed me into the the school system and we earned the nickname 'jackson five' that I grew weary of it
 Frelm Drumuble: @charlemagne You are being remarkably charitable. I don't know how I would handle something like that, even at age six.
 Hirt Morpungo: 2 guys in background: "What the...?! Nobody asked /us/."
 Hort Dampupert: @Mad Collager @Yurishiro well, to be fair to them, everyone was about six years old
 Gelm Drumungo: So THAT'S what red hair feels like.
 Thoft Rempombies: @GrannyM A ginger who asks before taking souls? What a delightful twist!
 Birbo Grongo: It's human nature to be curious about those different from you. I don't consider that a bad thing as long as it isn't mean spirited.
 Darm Plemopert: @charlemagne I am mystified by people who want to do this, let alone actually ask. What the hell? Did they ever once stop to think how that might make someone feel?
 Beld Flupert: @charlemagne "Tee hee! It's like a [insert sponge/mic/sheep/various]!!!"
 Vango Dampopert: Let's infuse this poor lad with the strength of our souls
 Fromp Flungo: I used to get that same treatment with an afro at an all white school
Image 244436   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Derbo Grongo
 Rang Drumuble: Seussian! In my head it sounds like an army coming crossed with a giant insect.
 Deft Morpungo: please tell me its got a kick start
 Vomp Plopert: God! I hate riding on re-treads!
 Girbo Gruble: This bike defeeted the whole competition!
 Luple Morpumple: Don't knock it (or he'll do a wheelie on your butt!)
 Meft Dampongo: Incert clown music
 Thing Broble: I ran my bike all the way here and boy, are my feet tired!
Image 244435   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Ging Ploble
 Halm Broble: @dangerkeith3000 I'm actually concerned about where that policeman is sticking his hand.
 Jaft Flumuble: @Yurishiro If that's a man, it's debatable.
 Pang Rempongo: @WTF Noticably F.A.T.
 Juwn Drumungus: Arrested for practicing psychic consultation without a license.
 Thold Grongo: The Notorious V.A.C.
 Trong Horpongo: Manboobs level:+985
Image 244434   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Thirm Fluble
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