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273569  Kaviri: How you doin' lizard breath?

273589  robocop: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

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273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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Score:
379
 
 piranharama: My old nemesis...
 PenguinBartender: FIGHT!
 EH: Awkward.
 Mr. Shine: Lemme guess, the human-driven Bing car just follows along behind the Google car and does a poorer job a little slower?
 ptrain: [white flash - existence ended]
Image 244443   04-26-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Image 244442 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Surprising. Your image was bad, Surprising.
Score:
512
 
 addend: Even worse, it's about a woolly mammoth.
 lecj07: @Mr Bleak Nah, just needs some manscaping.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Not hiding it very well.
 chhumphrey: Someone's compensating
 Mr. Shine: Hurr hurr hurr!
 cannabis: Optimus prime brags
Image 244441   04-26-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
367
 
 PenguinBartender: Foiled!
 Not A Bot: i are neighbor human, dog went there.
 Teechur: I'm thinking egg slicer here. Not good for kids on motorcycles.
 wolfpk: Path slightly altered. New options: go around to the left or right, or go over.
 Dr Awkward: Make a real path there then
 chhumphrey: That's "keep off the grass" taken to the next level.
 Bohab: Ugh, I hate it when video games donthis...
 Mad Collager: Nice spin on the Wily E. Coyote anti-Road-Runner trick.
 Side Boob: Truly and insurmountable obstacle placed here by the gods.
 Christina: You can't go this way.
Image 244440   04-26-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
741
 
 lecj07: Noooooo! Mr. Freeze finally got him!
 wolfpk: Robin: So what is the point of having you own iceberg. Batman: Because it is cool.
 Michael Tripe: This Batman is made out of just ice.
 Side Boob: I'm the goddam batman! Is it cold in here?
 Mad Collager: Robin! To the Batberg!
Image 244439   04-26-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
82
 
 lecj07: @Yurishiro I dino if I'll be around then.
 earl: @lecj07 You'll know, when the time comes.
 lecj07: Boo! Why have a watch in the land before time
 El hefe: YEEEAAAHHHH!
 neutron: Minute lower appendage - dinosaur with glasses and newspaper
Image 244438   04-26-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
566
 
 betamax: rather obvious
 glenalec: vv Taking advantage of this and the brain's automatic compensation for a whole swag of other perceptual-deficiencies is usually a major part of 'magic' tricks and illusions.
 glenalec: We do. Rather badly. We are just so used to it, we don't notice. In fact, entire major circuits in our brains seem dedicated to glossing over it for the benefit of experiential cohesion.
Image 244437   04-26-18   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
409
 
 charlemagne: @Mad Collager it wasn't until my brothers and sisters followed me into the the school system and we earned the nickname 'jackson five' that I grew weary of it
 Mad Collager: @charlemagne You are being remarkably charitable. I don't know how I would handle something like that, even at age six.
 addend: 2 guys in background: "What the...?! Nobody asked /us/."
 charlemagne: @Mad Collager @Yurishiro well, to be fair to them, everyone was about six years old
 Dr Awkward: So THAT'S what red hair feels like.
 lecj07: @GrannyM A ginger who asks before taking souls? What a delightful twist!
 Slerzy: It's human nature to be curious about those different from you. I don't consider that a bad thing as long as it isn't mean spirited.
 Mad Collager: @charlemagne I am mystified by people who want to do this, let alone actually ask. What the hell? Did they ever once stop to think how that might make someone feel?
 twitter: @charlemagne "Tee hee! It's like a [insert sponge/mic/sheep/various]!!!"
 GrannyM: Let's infuse this poor lad with the strength of our souls
 charlemagne: I used to get that same treatment with an afro at an all white school
Image 244436   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
771
 
 lecj07: Seussian! In my head it sounds like an army coming crossed with a giant insect.
 XLY: please tell me its got a kick start
 Mad Collager: God! I hate riding on re-treads!
 Morpen Lungus: This bike defeeted the whole competition!
 virtualman: Don't knock it (or he'll do a wheelie on your butt!)
 i peed a lil: Incert clown music
 professorpig: I ran my bike all the way here and boy, are my feet tired!
Image 244435   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
540
 
 chelseachels: @dangerkeith3000 I'm actually concerned about where that policeman is sticking his hand.
 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro If that's a man, it's debatable.
 lecj07: @WTF Noticably F.A.T.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Arrested for practicing psychic consultation without a license.
 WTF: The Notorious V.A.C.
 canada: Manboobs level:+985
Image 244434   04-26-18   Uploaded by    Sydney
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